Thank You, My Dear Fellow

thank you, my dear fellow

the fish is sleeping with three eyes open

what

the insect disappears in the morning, and appears in the dark, where it cannot be seen, it leaves no traces, and only the loud humming as it flies and gentle thumps as it falls onto the floor can serve as proof it is there, however, with that in mind, there is now a 77% chance it is not real, and that it is merely an auditory hallucination.

there is a loud insect falling on the floor in the dark

send help

another tiring day of bot hunting in the asexual tag. wish the bots would admit defeat and wave their white flag of surrender.

keep up the good work humans, multidimensional entities, enemies, and other creatures.

greetings once again, vaguely humanoid creatures, androids, and ai created entities.

the discombobulated skeleton œïæwo has entered this reality and is officially on the move towards the planet earth/dirt. it seems that over the years he was gone, he has gained great power over all of time and matter, and now has the ability to put whole realities in a time loop for eternity. it is currently unknown if he plans to use this power.

either way, it pays to be careful at dawn these days. you never know what might be nearby, there has been reports that the mushroom souls are on the move...

not that that's a problem, some of our dearest friends are.. mushrooms.

So, explain, how do you act so random?

greetings, and many thanks for the "ask" as I believe you call it in this day and age.

and, now, I shall attempt to answer your question.

a lack of randomness is often caused by a desire to be accepted into normal human society

normality is a coping mechanism for a severely chaotic state of reality, therefore the only way to be completely random, is to give in to your chaotic thoughts and feelings, and simply become you.

nothing more, nothing less, you simply exist, not to please another, not to fit an expectation

thus, reality crashes in on itself, destroying all souls in its wake, and leaving a tide of sheer existence behind.

even better idea, she steps on one of these monstrosities. (they hurt, I speak from experience.)

Every time you reblog this jk.rowling steps on a lego