So I've Been Thinking What If One Day Captain Marvel Was On Watch Duty And Incredibly Bored. He Saw A

So I've been thinking what if one day Captain Marvel was on watch duty and incredibly bored. He saw a bunch of towels that were there (maybe from the training rooms or the bathrooms idk) and was like "What if I learn how to make those cool towel animals people have in hotels?" and then gets really into it! (he even puts googly eyes on them)

Like these:

So now there's just these towel animals everywhere. In the bathroom (one's on the toilet reading a newspaper), in the cafeteria, in some of the bedrooms, in the meeting room (there's an animal in the seats corresponding with the person that sits there like a bat for Batman), ect…

Everyone's really confused on where these towel animals came from (sometimes it even scares a few of them) that is until Batman looks at the camera footage.

There is one thing you can put in a Billy Batson's fanfiction that will make me go absolutely feral everytime and that's ⚡lightning scars⚡

I will cry, hyperventilate, scream, and walk in circles around my room from happiness after which I'll get on my knees to thank you for the blessing that is your art

Imagine Billy is adopted by Bruce but he doesn't want to be so in an effort to get Bruce to hate him he does things like wear dresses, skirts, and paint his nails. Only to find out about his gender identity (gender fluid) and how Bruce along with the bat-family are really loving and accepting people who care for him.

I think Billy would have some kind of trauma from his uncle or other foster homes with his identity so he'll think Bruce is just the same and because he's spoiled rich Billy probably trusts him even less.

First he would do a small thing like steal some nail polish from one of the girls and paint their nails then go to breakfast so Bruce can see them but they are surprised by his lack of reaction. They do make them feel nice though.

Then he'll go further, when Billy and Bruce go to the mall to get new clothes (his old clothes were tattered and dirty) he sees expensive skirts and dresses so without asking throws it in the cart but is surprised when Bruce is completely ok with it.

For his last chance, he decides to wear a dress to a big gala event but when he's done dressing she looks up into the mirror and stops. Takes a moment to look at herself and thinks about how pretty she looks along with how right she feels, then starts crying. Bruce sees this and comforts them telling them that everything their feeling is completely ok. Once everything is talked out and ok, they go to the gala and have an amazing time as a family. <3

They also do other small things, not gender related to try to get Bruce to hate them but you get the main idea.

(sorry for the long read)

Game night at the watchtower playing scramble

Superman: I'll put down my "A" to make "A"

Green Arrow: I'll add to your "A" to make "At"

Wonder woman: I'll add to your "At" to make "Rat"

Captain Marvel: I'll add to your "Rat" to make "Biostratigraphic"

Justice League: …

Flash flips board game >:(

The comedic potential of the Wisdom of Solomon is greatly underutilized in comics.

what if billy's powers don't even come from the gods like he thinks they do. like the wizard was like "hmmm, i need a way to quickly describe these powers to the next champion... aha! i know what thing to reference that ever modern child will understand!"

Billy, who has never heard of any of the gods the wizard is listing: ah yes i understand perfectly

Since we know that Captain Marvel and Billy are two different people that's connected, here's what I think they're sexualities are!

Captain Marvel: Asexual and Aromantic

Billy Batson: Pansexual and Transgender (or Gender Fluid)