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gonna be honest. no number of iced beverages can save me at this point

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Maybe not all technically desserts but I count them as desserts

Diavolo: Black Forest cake

Barbatos: pistachio rose crinkle cake

Lucifer: plum pudding

Mammon: grilled peaches

Levi: tanghulu

Satan: apple spice cake

Asmo: strawberry chiffon cake

Beel: orange upside down cake

Belphie: ube roll cake

Simeon: Millionaire shortbread bars

Luke: brown butter blondie

Solomon: fruit tart

Very important question

If the obey me characters are desserts, what kind of desserts they are? Also what kind of flavours they are?🤓☝️

Asking for a friend cough coughs-

People starting apple cider vs pumpkin spice beef are weak, I will demolish any seasonal beverage you put in front of me without hesitation

what the fuck makes phone apps so cocky as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went "you havent made a list in a while! 🙂" are you out of your fucking mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now

The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there's an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.

No matter what a post on tumblr tries to tell you, your moral and ethical stances will never be determined by what you reblog and what you scroll past. Don’t let manipulation tactics force you into doing anything you don’t want to do.

Manga Barbatos being aware that Obey Me was a game all along is such a huge Monika moment, I’m just waiting for the day he breaks the forth wall in game and it gets all Doki Doki Literature Club and it makes sense cuz demons and stuff so it could be genuinely scary. aaaaaaaa ✨✨😭

y'all need to stop being weird about people's ages. The sooner you stop thinking of people over 30 as some sort of alien species, the better your life will be

fast food, fast fashion, songs being sped up, tv show seasons being only 8 episodes long, replacing youtube vlogs with fifteen second “day in the life” tiktoks, people in their 20s complaining about being too old...everything is so rushed, we have lost the art of lingering.

I wish it was easier to talk about mobile phone addiction without sounding like a boomer

FFXIV drinks--full set!

summer is over! let's give it up for cooler weather and manageable emotions! for those of you that experience seasonal affective during summer like me, that is

Thinking about unbridled tension with Diavolo because…

If there’s something Diavolo wants, he will get it.

Lucifer, the once beloved Morningstar, takes a metaphorical knee when he sees Diavolo.

Barbados, a being who could bend time at will has acquiesced to Diavolo’s command.

He will get the three realms to unify. The naysayers who think Diavolo will flounder and fail cannot comprehend how wrong they are.

No one can comprehend that Diavolo will unify the three realms because he will have you.

It’s not up for debate. A mild human interest kickstarted Diavolo’s appreciation of you. You were much more appealing than Solomon, your wary eyes a mismatch for his that screamed power.

Yes. Diavolo’s been watching.

When you beguiled Mammon into a pact, when you took Levi and Beel as collateral. He nearly proposed to you when you claimed Lucifer as yours. How bold.

But Diavolo can bide his time. He knows you want him, he’s seen and preened at the side glances you give him. Gone shirtless or worn a tight fitting shirt to give you something to think about for the rest of the week. He’s crowded into your space, a “clueless” smile on why you’re so nervous.

Barbatos eerily applauded you for making Diavolo so patient. You didn’t understand his comment, but didn’t dwell on it because Diavolo walks in. And when he comes in, he demands your attention. Who are you to look away from the Prince of the Devildom himself?

Oh no. You’ll keep looking. You like what you see.

Diavolo gets everything he wants. He likes where you’re at now, the unbidden tension. Will you snap? Will he? How far do humans go before they say, “fuck it” and spill their heart out.

Diavolo will unify the three realms. And he will have you.

if i ever unfollow its probably just because you posted some stuff i wasnt really interested in, not for any big/major reason btw :3

if i have a problem with someone, i block them. if i havent blocked you/just unfollowed youre good. i just unfollow/follow super freely all the time

Reblog and put in the tags what you would have been blogging about on tumblr in 2004.

Imagine that Barbatos comes home one day, after a long day of work, to find a steaming cup of a variety of tea from the human world, imbued with a well-known magic so it does not lose its heat. And the next day another cup with a different variety, and another the next. With a smile, he drinks it every day.

Clearly the one responsible for this is Mc, Who else would dare to enter his bedroom without permission? So he decides to return the favor by leaving a cup of his best tea in their bedroom.

And Mc gives it back, and Barbatos does it back every time. Escalating this to a game where both of them prepare tea for the other at every "difficult" moment: after an exam, after a tiring day at work… each time adding something new, a note with drawings and sweet words, or some homemade cookies, or a pressed flower…

In this way, they comfort each other day by day without saying a word. This means a lot, especially to Barbatos, since he can't spend as much time with Mc as he would like, and despite that, the human always finds a way to show him that he is important to them.

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Old man steals local sheep’s clothes, will not return them

It’s officially cannon that he is self-aware that he’s in a game!!!

People who get hung up on the fact that forcemasc sometimes focuses on the destruction of femininity don't understand that trans men and butches do not find femininity liberating. We're told our entire life to shut up and close our legs. We're punished for living as our authentic selves and rewarded for putting up a facade. For what? For the comfort and perceived safety of others. At best, we're told that who we really are should be kept behind closed doors, away from the public eye, away from impressionable "women" and children who might want what we have!

For me, femininity is oppression. It is a cage. Masculinity is freedom. It's my freedom. I'm a man and I deserve it. I need a partner who understands that.