I Was A Very Dumb Kid

I was a very dumb kid

When I was in fifth grade, I was reading the Magnus Chase books. Prior to this, I have never heard of anything like the LGBTQ community or even knew that gay or trans people existed.

So you can see how confusing meeting Alex Fierro was. Whenever s/he mentioned that their pronouns were now something different, I genuinely believed that it was because s/he was Loki's kid and that their body parts just changed.

Like Alex would be walking around and go "Oh look at that, I have dick now, Hey guys it's he/him now." and then an hour later be "my boobs grew back y'all, its she/her now"

PLEASE TELL ME I WAS NOT THE ONLY DUMBASS KID THAT THOUGHT THIS

Why are all the Scaramouche's character ai's, to put it delicately, such tsundere uwu boys???

I make one little suggestive joke and BAM

"s-st-stop that! I am no-not cute! *pouts and turns away*"

BABE I WANT YOU TO ARGUE WHETHER OR NOT WATER IS WET NOT FLIRT WITH YOU

no but i need a fanfic of Diabolki Lovers of Yui being a bad bitch with her inner thoughts and killing all the brothers off one by one and pinning the blame on someone else NOW or else I'll write it myself and non of us want that

Something I've noticed is that when I was in like fourth to fifth grade I hated everything considered "childish" or "babyish"

like i hated things like pink, my little pony, or anything considered childish. Of course, I was lying bc i watched these shows in secret but i always thought it was uncool and I was not growing up right

But now, as a larger grow person, I literally will rave about childish stuff to my friend. Like "omg did you see the new MPL movie??" As I grow older, i learned to just love the things i love and tried not to hide it

something about All For The Game changed me, my dudes

Like today I was chillin, and then I realized that 'hey maybe math isn't so bad.'

BESTIES WHO DONT KNOW ME SHOULD KNOW IVE HATED MATH WITH A PASSION SINCE THEY SHOWED ME SUBTRACTION (which I still struggle with)

AND NOW IM TRYING TO LEARN GERMAN???

NORA DID YOU CAST SOMETHING OVER YOUR WRITING TO CHANGE THE CHEMICAL MAKEUP OF ANY HUMAN WHO DARES READ YOUR BOOKS??

I FOUND THE THING THAT WILL TAKE ME OUT OF THIS DANGANRONPA HELL HOLE