They Have No Taste For Jokes

They have no taste for jokes

Guys holy shit there's something going on w SCP shit I just found out thru the reddit scp sub and I'm losing my mind so much I need to report on this OK like.

So there are joke scps. If u don't know. That are jokes. Usually digs at common tropes on scps like the rock that makes u procrastinate is probably the most famous joke scp. Or the one I can't find rn where the researchers in the article are critiquing the scp item for being too tropey.

But. There's a new joke scp. SCP-021-J. It was posted yesterday and it's fighting for its fucking life. It has been slingshotting between bein rated -5 to +12 this whole time. The discussion on it is wild people fucking hate it or love it. Hard-core scp ppl are goin on paragraphs bout how it's not funny, its not even anything it's jus the worst of 'lol random' internet humour. And then there's the enjoyers who are jus like 'lol mfer can't handle it'

And all it is. Is evil water bottle.

This is it. The entire article. Evil :(

And ppl are LOSING IT. the discussion is full of ppl talkin like this is a sign and example of how the scp site has fallen so far, that scps are all shit now and things like this are taking away from Actually Good Scps. That it's disgusting and horrible. Like genuinely here's one dude calling it actually problematic

And this battle in the forum is genuinely the funniest thing bout this article like this exchange shows it perfectly

"So. Where is your secret base?"

"In the Milky Way."

"No no, I mean where on Earth."

"It's on a tectonic plate!"

"No- Where specifically on Earth is it?"

"Ohhh I see what you mean!

"Finally, I thought this would ta-"

"It's on the Crust layer!"

"I swear to- Alright. What city is it located nearest to?"

"A city with a population of humans!"

"You- That isn't an answer!"

"It's also not a lie!"

This goes on for an extended period of time.

The villain claims to have injected you with a truth serum. In reality the serum they injected you with only prevents you from lying and the villain will soon learn that not lying and telling the truth are two very different things.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.infinitycow.eplay

No.

In order to cuss less since I'm annoying my friends, I've started replacing cuss words with the names of countries. I'm having way too much fun with it.

"I DONT GIVE A SRI LANKA!"

"YOU BARAIN MAURITANIA!"

"WHAT IN THE FALKLAND ISLANDS"

"MYANNMAR FINLAND!"

"YOU SLOVAKIAN OBLAST!"

"SOVIET RUSSIA!"

Dude I wrote a crack fic of Rody Lamoree and Markiplier, I'm fucked.

You get isekai'ed into the last fanfiction you WROTE

Reblog for sample size or perish

The SCP foundation would like to know your location simulater

You were never sick in your entire life. When you decided to donate blood it turned out that your blood is not only compatible with every blood type but also contains special blood cells that can cure every disease regardless if its physically or mentally. And the public found out about it!