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the secret to a healthy life is cramming all your unhealthy habits into the evening so they don't disrupt your day and you can actually live but you don't have to actually address the problems that much
Game changer
Stretches to rapidly relieve bad period cramps
I don't know if this is a thing that's known and out there and no one told me or if this only works for me, but I have debilitatingly painful cramps and after 20 years of that, finally found something that works super fast, like, under a minute, to make them completely go away and not come back. Do other people know about this? I certainly did not, but if this can help someone else, I feel like everyone should know.
Get in a position that feels the most comfortable (I've done this lying on my side, sitting in a chair, or squatting on the floor leaning forward), and then slowly contract and then release the muscles on one side of your stomach and then the other (I think those are the oblique muscles) while keeping the rest of yourself still. You're basically slowly moving your stomach from side to side for about a minute. That's it.
For me, it can take a bit of a push to keep doing it if I start to feel nauseous, but it works like some kind of instant miracle pain relief and I'm so mad I didn't know sooner. I can't believe all that awfulness could have such an easy solution.
Please let me know if this helps you or if this is an exercise that other people do but somehow I missed.
In order to cuss less since I'm annoying my friends, I've started replacing cuss words with the names of countries. I'm having way too much fun with it.
"I DONT GIVE A SRI LANKA!"
"YOU BARAIN MAURITANIA!"
"WHAT IN THE FALKLAND ISLANDS"
"MYANNMAR FINLAND!"
"YOU SLOVAKIAN OBLAST!"
"SOVIET RUSSIA!"
sometimes you just have to let yourself be a bit neurodivergent.
i hate going out, it gives me a lot of anxiety and sensory input that i dont like, and i am often forced to talk to people.
so i do this thing on more difficult days, or sometimes just for fun, where i "bring a fictional character with me". i walk and imagine Fictional Character walking next to me. they talk to me, reassure me, hype me up, whatever i need them to do.
today dean winchester came christmas shopping with me. he went over the list with me of stuff i needed to get, told me i was doing a good job every time i finished in a certain shop, reminded me to take a deep breath when i got a little overwhelmed.
and yea. its kinda silly. and i know its just me talking to myself in a different voice, but it Works! especially since all of my special interests/hyperfixations tend to be tv/movie related.
so do what you gotta do to Get Shit Done. stop holding yourself to neurotypical standards. if you need Fictional Character to tell you you're doing a good job, do it! if you need Favourite Singer to walk you to school, do it! yea it might feel silly but you're literally fighting against your own brain to get stuff done every single day. you can have a little self indulgent daydream, as a treat.
Fuck yeah squid fact stickers!!!!!!!!! Also is the cephalopod on the card a stamp? It’s so cute! Is it one of the ones you made/what type of cephalopod is it?
OH YEAH BABY. The cephalopod on the card IS a stamp, and I did not make it, my ex boyfriend bought that stamp for me in 2015. It's a cuttlefish!
For the rest of you reading this, you too could buy a squid facts sticker set and stick them in public so more people get squid facts (they need them). Get them here.
Tip:
Whenever you’re sad, draw June Egbert
Your three most recent emojis are your main personality traits
It’s the Hunter’s Moon 🎵
got a new character added to the dracula polycule today
Getting and giving consent doesn’t just happen when things are starting to get sexy — it’s got to happen the whole time, every time. That means checking in with your partner to make sure everything that’s happening is still okay. And if they pause or don’t say yes, it’s time to stop and check in with your partner.
new thing: using shakespeare quotes as chapter titles when there’s a dark period in my wip
Posting random stuff in haiku form so haiku bot notices you.
Yeah Leshy is definitely dense and I could see this happening
LeshyCat Headcanon:
So, I got this headcanon after viewing a comic where Leshy regains some of his divinity after, Yellow cat, (is this his real name or is their some other fanmade name, cat is called, anyways), confesses to Leshy that he prayed to the god of chaos, who is actually Leshy, and now I headcanon that whenever Leshy gets more divinity from yellow cat, he uses that divinity to grant boons of his power to yellow cat.
I also headcanon that the bishops, (and also Narinder and Lamb, (although lamb has not unlocked this power, yet)), can grant certain boons of their power to their followers, as either blessings or gifts that improve their followers in some way, and this is how certain followers (Amdusias, Valefar, Gusion, etc) gained their special boss forms. Now these boons can be obtained by followers of certain faiths through a number of ways blood bonds, sacrifice, but the most common way to recieve these boons of godly power is through divinity being used to grant blessings and boons. (Also, the boss followers lost their boons and blessing when they died, so that's why they don't have them anymore).
Certain bishops and other gods have different boons they can grant their followers, like Heket had boons that provided her followers immunity to mushrooms from Anura, or decreased the amount of food they needed to consume, for Kalamar, it was immunity to certain illnesses, while Shamura, blessed their followers with strength and power, due to their occupation as a war god. Leshy on the other hand granted boons that made people better at farming and plant work, while also providing boons that made random lucky things happen, and allowed followers of his faith to have more order in their lives, along side being able to grant a portion of their power to certain follower to allow them to transform.
Now, when Leshy realizes that yellow cat is praying to him, he starts using his divinity, not to rebel against the lamb but to provide his cat with bigger and bigger boons and blessings. It starts of small like yellow cat being able to collect more plants per crop grown or being able to plant and fertilize seeds better and more efficiently, then upping the quality at which Yellow cat is able to make crops be.
It then moves to certain odd, things happening, like yellow cat not being able to get befuddled from drinking at the drinkhouse, weather in Darkwood being more calm when on missions, not being attacked as often during missions.
It then reaches a boiling point, where Yellow cat is often ignored or even protected by certain creatures of Darkwood, Cultist who follow the god of chaos, sense the power on Yellow cat and either avoid him entirely, or protect him in order to be on good terms with their god, some cultists even pray to yellow cat, which he thinks is kind of wierd but thinks nothing of it.
There are many people who manage to figure out what is going on, Followers of the old faith, especially Leshy's inner circle, (ie. Amdusias, Valefar, and Barbatos), can sense their gods power and figure out from the scent of leshy that seems to emanate from Yellow Cat, other followers figure this out, from certain creatures in darkwood either ignoring Yellow cat after locking eyes with him, or followers going on joint missions with yellow cat, and having cultists from the old faith, come up to them and offer to help guide them through the dangers of Darkwood.
The bishops of the old faith realize what's happening to Yellow Cat the fastest as they used to be able to grant boons and blessings and know the slight pulse that granting boons and blessings gives off. The Lamb however, since he is the youngest of the gods, he cannot sense divine power or the feeling boons and blessings give off, but after 3 events, he finally decides to interrogate Leshy about what's going on, First, after Leshy sees that Yellow Cat only has a skull necklace, Leshy decides to get a gold skull necklace for yellow cat, (this is during the small boons and blessings phase), of course, Leshy being Leshy, decides not to ask the lamb to get Yellow Cat a Gold Necklace but to instead steal Yellow Cat's skull necklace, steal a gold skull necklace from the lamb and replace it with a skull necklace, and then pretend that the lamb wanted Leshy to give Yellow Cat this new necklace to replace the one they lost. Lamb then wakes up to find he has one more skull necklace than usual and Yellow Cat is wearing a Gold Skull Necklace, which he thinks is strange but thinks nothing of it, (Leshy already has a gold skull necklace). Then, Lamb sees all the odd traits and skills that Yellow Cat has just suddenly gained, and gets more suspicious, but the final thing that makes Lamb finally, interrogate Leshy, is that everyone in the cult (except for Yellow Cat), knows that Leshy is the Bishop of Chaos, this along with the other 2 events finally makes Lambert (along with Narinder), seek out and interrogate Leshy, and they find out everything.
Lamb is surprised that Leshy got his divinity back from yellow cat, but is confused why Leshy never sought to reclaim his godly hood, Narinder even questions him why, and while Leshy does say the thought crossed his mind but he decided otherwise, Leshy in fact never had such a thought when he learned that the person giving him his divinity was yellow cat and instead felt the need to protect yellow cat with blessings and boons. Lamb eventually decides that its fine for leshy to have his divinity back, so long as he doesn't cause trouble and lets him off with a warning and allows Yellow Cat to keep his boons.
I also headcanon that throughout this entire ordeal, Yellow Cat never once realized that Leshy was the Bishop of Chaos, instead thinking of him more like a friend that was found by the cult leader in their time of need. And that Both Leshy and Yellow Cat are incredibly dense about the relationship they have with each other, to the point that even people telling them that they're in love with each other both of them brush it off. If a follower ever asked, Yellow cat what he thinks of Leshy, he would say, that "Leshy makes me feel safer", and if a follower ever asked Leshy, what he thinks about Yellow Cat, he would say, that "I feel the need to protect my cat".
. . . Cause you have the Moshie but evil blog you're talking on right now(at least that's my reason)
Also, for the banger artist I have one thing for both of you:
let your moots tell you which one you are!!!
Reblog and put in the tags your favorite platonic ship, what their dynamic is like, and why it works as platonic.
one day I’ll figure out ratios for tumblr
today is not that day
but I’m proud of myself for this one none the less!! getting a bit better at shading i feel like and actually dig the cross-hatching on this even if i got lazy at the arm.
