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(Any pronouns) I mostly like to talk about thing related to my writing, but I'll also talk about anything ranging from xkcd to deranged ramblings about the weather.

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wheezecheese
9 months ago

YES

I want a relationship where I can cuddle, love, cook for, basically just do what people would consider couple stuff with a person, but it's completely platonic. Like I love you, we hug we love, but there's no romantic attraction involved. Pls tell me I'm not the only one who feels this way.

wheezecheese
9 months ago

I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.

wheezecheese
9 months ago

Oh god, that is well done.

by OlePatrick

wheezecheese
9 months ago

I hate when my headcanons are mutually exclusive and I cannot have both at once.

wheezecheese
9 months ago
wheezecheese
9 months ago

Progress Update on the coin shelf:

Progress Update On The Coin Shelf:

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wheezecheese
9 months ago

Going by the naming logic of the telegraph, an object that produces a hologram would be called a Holograph.


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wheezecheese
9 months ago

Dronetober writing prompt day 8:

Dronetober Writing Prompt Day 8:

Day 8: Holograms (Characters: Tessa, and J )

“Hey, J, have you seen Cyn anywhere? She’s not in the basement and I haven’t seen her anywhere around the manor.”

“Tessa. We are seeing the bats. Please wait.” “J, are you okay?” Tessa asked, reaching out to tap J’s screen. When she would’ve touched J’s monitor, though, her hand passed through J like she wasn’t even there! The hologram flickered and dissipated, leaving Tessa alone in the room. Now both Cyn and J were gone.


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wheezecheese
9 months ago

g) you can’t pay in cash online.

every time I hear someone say “we should just get rid of physical shops and have everything online” I get a bit angry because

a) physical shops are important for those who don’t have access to a computer/ internet/ ect

b) those “weird” and “niche” shops I love so much don’t have the same vibe online, they turn into just another website

c) I hate paying for shipping

wheezecheese
9 months ago

This is just me.

imagine a character that can't leave home, can't go anywhere, without their backpack

not because there's important stuff inside. i mean, there can be, but usually it's things that are only vaguely related to where they're going and the vast majority of the time none of it is needed

now, you'd think that such a character would be too on the nose. that the metaphor is too simple...

but that's me. i AM that character. i DO feel anxious without a burden on my back

wheezecheese
9 months ago

Danm you.

Look at this

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wheezecheese
9 months ago

me: *closes tumblr*

me:

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me: *opens tumblr*

wheezecheese
9 months ago

Uzi: "This is my boyfriend, N."

Uzi: "And this is N's girlfriend, V."


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wheezecheese
9 months ago

Dronetober writing prompt day 7:

Dronetober Writing Prompt Day 7:

Day 7: Candies (Characters: Drone Tessa, and V )

During a break from pumpkin carving V remembered a conversation that she’d had with Uzi a couple days before, “Tessa?”

“Yes?”

“Uzi and I were talking and she said she’s sick of having to drink oil, do you have solutions?”

Tessa thought for a moment, “I’ve got nothing off the top of my head. Maybe I could make some sort of synthetic oil substitute, but it’s be a big hassle. I’ll work on it soon, Nori wants to go back to Cabin Fever Labs. She thinks we can find her a body there. After that I might be able to do something. Maybe it could be almost hard candy-like.”

(Writer's note: Somehow this was the day I kinda made the crux for all of the post-show ones. I had no clue what to do for this prompt for the longest time.)


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wheezecheese
9 months ago

I need.

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wheezecheese
9 months ago

We are turning the Hays code on its head.


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wheezecheese
9 months ago

I also have this headcanon, I'm surprised others do.

N TRANS REAL?

I thought I was the only one with that head canon

hiii fellow transmasc >:D

N TRANS REAL?
N TRANS REAL?
N TRANS REAL?

This is canon lol

wheezecheese
9 months ago

Dronetober writing prompt day 6:

Dronetober Writing Prompt Day 6:

Day 6: Angels & Demons (Characters: Uzi, and V )

[HIGH TEMP] “Ugh, if only there was a less… murdery way to fix this,” Uzi complained.

“Well, if you’d have said that to me when we first met I’d call you crazy, but now, I kind of agree.”

“That doesn’t really help me right now, V.”

“Sorry, I just don’t have any actual ideas. Tessa said she wanted to meet up with me soon, maybe I could bring this situation up to her.”

“Thanks, V. You really have changed after all this time.”

(Writer's note: I know this doesn't really fit the prompt, but there's only so much I can fit on an index card and keep consistent with the canon I've been building)


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wheezecheese
9 months ago

You chose to wear that skin, good madam.

All you white people look the same.

wheezecheese
9 months ago

Who is this lady and why does she sound like me...

Who Is This Lady And Why Does She Sound Like Me...
wheezecheese
9 months ago

That's no mere OP, that's Pukicho.

Kid Called Me A Bonerhead So I Vaporized All Seven Billion Billion Billion Of His Atoms

Kid called me a bonerhead so I vaporized all seven billion billion billion of his atoms

wheezecheese
9 months ago

OH GOD YES

I need Martha to adopt Tessa. PLEASE

I Need Martha To Adopt Tessa. PLEASE
wheezecheese
9 months ago

Dronetober writing prompt day 5:

Dronetober Writing Prompt Day 5:

Day 5: Mad Scientist. (Characters: Uzi, Core Alice and N )

“So, Tessa said she and your mom were going here, huh?” N looked around the dark, corpse-strewn room. “Yep, I don’t know why anybody would want to go here, though. It was bad enough last time,” Uzi replied. “Welp, if y’all wanna see those two again yer gonna have to go through me.” “Who’s there?” Uzi asked, activating her solver. Suddenly a corpse pile shifted as one of the dead drones stood up. It was wielding a pike made from an amalgamation of Disassembly Drone parts. There was a cavity in its chest out of which peered an orange-eyed core.


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wheezecheese
9 months ago

Y'know, in reality V would swear so much.


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