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Dairy Queen in the Slender woods.

Sex? No, I'd rather [unintelligible noise that worms into your brain and festers in your thoughts, consuming your every waking hour until it is all you can think about and it's driving you mad]

Im such a mystery nerd. Saw a post where someone did that comment-bait-y thing where they claimed “there’s no word that starts and ends with o” and everyone was saying stuff like oreo and oregano, and I said ogopogo. Because everybody knows the Native Canadian giant lake monster the Ogopogo.

public service announcement: mossy trees are pettable. pet your local moss-covered tree

I love that part in WWATTW where Will shouts ''ITS TAPEWORM TIME'' and does tapeworms all over his wood

i sit in the sun. i drink tea. i recieve a message from my friend. i read a book. i take a walk. i fall in love with life a little bit.