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A List Of Things Jackie Has Definitely Done In The Superhero AU
A List of Things Jackie Has Definitely Done in the Superhero AU
-Literally thrown someone (usually Henrik) out of the way of danger, more than once.
-Forgot he was still wearing his mask after changing back into his normal clothes and played it off as cosplay or something
-Gotten stuck on a high place for a while because uh oh, fear of heights
-Called Anti quite a few creative insults that would leave Chase wheezing and Henrik face-palming
-Scared the shit out of Henrik by just casually dropping into his office. Literally. As in he came in through the office window instead of going to the door because it’s easier.
-Accidentally broke something by hitting it too hard
-Jumped a solid 3 feet in the air after getting jump scared by something and almost broke the ceiling
-Given everyone nicknames. Everyone. Even Anti has nicknames and they’re all ridiculous.
-*Gets hurt by Anti* “Rude.”
-Got so excited about something he literally started vibrating and glowing a little
-Verbally key-smashed
-Yelled “yeet” while throwing something at a villain probably Anti
-Quietly hummed the Mission Impossible theme to himself while sneaking around somewhere
In conclusion, Jackie’s a dork and I love him. Happy birthday buddy.
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The couch faced the TV, set in the middle of the open living area with a coffee table in front of it and small stands on both sides. The TV mounted on the wall was off, the room quiet except for the buzz of electronics filling the air. Marvin glanced down at his clothes; far too big for his frame, too soft, too well taken care of.
He moved over to the couch, curling up in a corner, keeping his hands tucked into the sleeves of the sweater and into fists- just in case. The man on the opposite end of the couch looked like him- but too well kept, too clean, too kind.
Dopplegangers were the only option that made sense. Dopplegangers.
"One or two, maybe....not five of us..." Marvin muttered, staring at the other man who's eyes were too kind.
Jack pressed his lips together, nodding. "I know. But the evidence is right here...all 5 of us. I don't really get it either..." He smiled and shrugged, watching the kid in front of him. Someone so small, despite their height. So hardened, with his gaze constantly flikering around the room, looking for something Jack couldn't place. "Hey...your name is Marvin, right?"
Marvin nodded once, keeping the sleeves down on his sweater. His skin prickled, feeling like small daggers or sparks of white noise. He kept his gaze moving, trying to find the source. No one in sight except for the man in front of him. Still too kind.
"I'm Jack. I uh, met Henrik first, he's kinda weird but I love him 'cause of it, you know? He really just wants to help people, hes just brash, is all. He'd also really like to look you over, if you'd let him..."
Marvin shook his head. "No. I'll end up hurting him." These people were fucking idiots.
"I don't think so, but I won't push you, if you're uncomfortable with it. I just want you safe." He shook his head, still keeping a gentle smile. Marvin glanced at him, watching him twitch before recovering like nothing happened. Jack kept moving his hands as he talked. "You know Jackie now, he brought you home, yeah? He's really cool, I didn't think I'd meet a real live superhero." He chuckled, watching Marvin, trying to bring a smile to his face.
Marvin stared at him, rubbing his arm, the pinpricks starting to get on his nerves. "I don't care," he snapped, mouth turning into a scowl. Jack startled, jumping slightly and opening his mouth to speak before closing it again. "I don't fucking care! Why should I care about how you met?? Or who you fucking are?? I don't give a rat's ass!" Bright blue flames licked out the sides of his balled up hands and he stood, getting away from the couch. He kept his eyes fixated on Jack, though he felt the pinpricks intensify as he stood. "Are any of you drug dealers?"
"I-" Jack's eyes were wide as he pressed himself a bit into the couch. "No-"
Marvin bit the inside of his cheek then laughed, bitter. "Then how does that doctor get the fucking meds." He clicked his tongue. "No liscened doctor acts like him. Only the black market ones do that. Are you stupid? How the fuck does a man like him get medical grade drugs? Because it's fucking obvious he's not a doctor." Flames coiled up his arms, hot and ready to attack. The pinpricks settled for a moment, as if enjoying the show.
"He- I met him while he was practicing in a hospital." Jack watched the flames, entranced in their nature. They danced and sparked like normal flames, though they colored bright and dark blue, like a science experiment.
Marvin laughed again, shaking his head. "You have no idea what's out there. You're a fucking idiot."
Jack opened his mouth to speak, shell shocked. He closed his mouth a few moments later, not sure what to say to defend his friend. "I am not-"
"Shut up. Just shut up!" Flames flared around him, singing the floor black. "I was told I could trust you!" White-blue sparks flew, nearly setting the furniture on fire. "I should have known better! You're fucking lying out the gate! How could I trust you?? You're an idiot who doesn't know illegal drugs when it's in your own goddamn house!"
Jack laughed, the sound unnatural, doubled over, and piercing. "You're smart. I like you."
Flames concentrated around his hands, flaring around his fists like angry tentacles. "...don't touch me." The common signs of being manipulated.
"I don't think I can, with that kind of flame." He grinned, teeth shark-like and eyes glowing neon green. "But you're smart. No one else has asked that."
"They're fucking stupid." Marvin felt himself shaking, the pinpricks on his body attacking him like needles stabbing through fabric.
"̴T̴he͝y̸ ͏wo͞n't̷ ͢be̛ a҉s ͘fu̵n as ̶you͜." His voice had an undertoned whirr in it, like a VCR being rewound.
Marvin glared, flames growing. "Name. Now."
"̛Yo̡u ́d҉o͘n̨'́t̸ ̨carȩ ab͡out na͠m͠es.̀"
Before he could retort, Jack coughed, doubling over and holding his head. "Fuck me, mate..."
Marvin took another step back, flames rescinding to a safer level, flicking around his body like a blanket. "I'll get the doctor." He turned and stormed away, pinpricks still following in his tracks.



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