VOLTRON AS STUPID SHIT PEOPLE HAVE SAID

VOLTRON AS STUPID SHIT PEOPLE HAVE SAID

Lance: “Animating Titanic, but everyone is Leggy Frog”

Keith: “Be gay do crime. Both steps are optional”

*In science class* Hunk: “My mind might explode” Pidge: “Like the Big Bang” *ba dum tsh*

Shiro: “Step one: get a gun”

Matt: “These kids were ugly af”

Allura: “I’d this what it’s like to loose your virginity?” Lance: “I don’t know, I’ve never had sex”

Coran: “Then just go with your dad!” Keith: “You know he isn’t the liveliest of people”

Pidge: “verbally assault the ferret”

Hunk: “EAT YOUR ORANGE PEEL”

bitch same

reblog if you’re gay, shy or a fucking idiot

the plan for the chapter: lovely conversation on a park bench :)

the chapter after it's actually written: 12 dead 140 injured

YALL I JUST FOUND A SPIDER IN MY BOOK AND NOW ITS UNDER THE BED HELP

woooooo

Reblog for me to send you a stupid ask!

It’s raining like it’s the last time where I am and as my dad and I were driving home there was this guy with his kid on the side of the road in bathing suits. My dad was going to slow down so we don’t splash him but this mad man started gesturing for him to speed up.

Needless to say, we just made some little kids day