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In my headcanon, The Widowmaker is roughly forty (as opposed to just thirty-three) years of age and a woman you're not sure even is human. Her gaze is intense. In her possession the eyes of an eagle, but at the same time they're cold and empty. No one's home.
Her eyes are sunken in, long ago consumed by shadows. Her cheekbones are sharp enough to cut yourself on if you're not careful. Her fingers, while agile, are slender. Boney.
There's not a single thing she feels, not even the cold.
She's a monstrosity,
A weapon.
She's the perfect assassin,
The Widowmaker.
A silly fella and a One Piece reference.
I was looking through old art (this is from 2022) and I’m fucking cackling. This was a sketch sent to my friend about some rottmnt merchandise I found
Instead of asking "yes or no", start asking "yay, nay, or time to slay" because I'm tired of 🔪 not being an option.
maybe it was
MADE BY @strangesunny
MADE BY @strangesunny
MADE BY @strangesunny
MADE BY @strangesunny
MADE BY @strangesunny
MADE BY @strangesunny
You little fucker.
I agree with the guy on the bottom. The guy who made that tweet seems to be very pretentious and quick to judge.
indeed.
YEAHHHHH
thighs, ass or tits I need your opinion on this!!
📞...
ALL AT ONCE!!!!!!!!!!!
"youre totally safe to walk through your house when its dark and youre home alone" WRONG. five night ar freddy will be in the hallway. im sure of it.
🧼 - Simon? Are you ok?.. Don't look like that... It looks cursed
💀- I'm counting to three and you're out.
🪖- Count to three? How is that? I can only until two
🪖- Scotland is not a real country! You're Englishman in the skirt!
💣- Take dis
I used my oil paints i bought for college to make this stupid thing! Stupid stuff is the best! Btw its a 2" x 2" canvas.
casual undertale reference by one of my favorite bands
Who thought it was a good idea to have only one way to get in and out the castle, like that is so stupid. Not even two ways to get up and down, just one. And even the guards comment that if the lift ever breaks, Anna would be stranded. It's a big ass castle, with a lot of guards, yet y'all can't afford to add a second pulley system? You guys essentially hold the princess of arrendell icyridge and y'all just pray the singular pulley system doesn't break on her.
As soon as the Ice Key Guardian's name was revealed to be "Anna" the joke that it's Anna from Frozen just immediately popped up Like you can't make this shit up, as soon as people heard about her, everyone decided to make a bunch of Frozen references to her I love this fandom sometimes, we are simple brain We look at name "Anna" and cold theme and go "Anna from Frozen!??"
Holy shit, just realizing it now. Upon closer inspection, the Shadow Klan (the ones working for Kaze) are wearing a bunch of fox masks. So not only are they weebs, but they're also fucking FURRIES
It's funny that people look up to me. Because in reality, I am quite short. I am canonically 4'9. Most people would have to look down at me. So, please, look down at me respectfully. Thank you. Everyone after learning the truth:
I had a dream once with Cortes spitting out some poorly made food and saying some witty line like, "That's a wedding soup? I'd rather get a divorce" But in Spanish, he sounded exactly like Gordon Ramsey to me in that dream for some reason.
I feel like Cortes would say smth like; "How did you lose more times than rounds exist?? You've been in 12 rounds, and you lost 13 times How?? The math isn't mathing Rebecca didn't die so you can discombobulate her theories with your poor performance"