Ultimate Soldier AU- The City Of Freedom And A Tattoo

Ultimate Soldier AU- The City of Freedom and a Tattoo

(Characters: Jean, Kaeya, Venti (mentioned), Barbruh (mentioned), Rosaria (mentioned)

Once you've entered Mondstadt, you were widely accepted by everyone. Some of the locals called it "The Great Return of God", though some were a wee bit disappointed that your entrance wasn't some big show with an chaotic ochrestra of steel. But it didn't matter did it? You're here in the flesh to see and live with your followers. The Grand Master of the Knights of Favonius, Jean, who at the time was on her morning run, caught word of you at the gate. She became worried that the first impression of her was one covered in sweat and exhaustion, but when she greeted you with shame, you told her to not worry and followed with the question of what the hell was going on.

Jean was struck with shock that you, the God she has prayed to and felt safe within your grasp (when you play her fyi), didn't know why everyone was celebrating your arrival. Perhaps you could've hit your head and forgot a long time ago. But you should not worry oh dear great one, she will help you reclaim your memory, after you get settled of course and after a bath. Once she has gotten around, she put aside her work to show you the great city. You decided to just roll with it thanks to your knowledge of her lore and thought this would serve as a break for her.

During your tour of Mondstadt, you were greeted by the many characters you came to love from the drunk archon, Venti to the popular church girl, Barbara. Even Rosaria treated you with a form of kindness.

But before being shown the beautiful city, you inquire about the Knights of Favonius defense force. You've lost your shit when you found out that the Calvary Captain doesn't have a Calvary. Let's just say the Knights are now looking for new members for it. You've also facepalmed that no Knights were guarding the side entrance. By the end of that, you swore to strangle Varka.

Anyway, many people celebrated your arrival and nearing the end of the day you were in Angels Share to hydrate yourself (for free might I add) with many of its regulars and more. While awkwardly celebrating your arrival with them. Kaeya, who was walking behind you as you talked with Diluc, saw a werid marking that resembled a curve with a spike at the end of it on the back side of your left shoulder.

The next day, Kaeya came to you to simply just "hang out". But everyone here knows he has an different motive, even you. The two of you went off some where and came across Fatui campsite. After the clash with the skirmishers that reside in it, the Pyroslinger caught your upper clothing on fire causing you to throw it off and stomp the fire out. Kaeya then saw the rest of the horn shaped marking.

It was a tattoo that covered majority of your back. The tatto was a skull with red crosshairs in the eye sockets and horns protruding out of the head, leaving some cracks on the skull.

"Ah, your grace. What is this?" Kaeya questioned as you held the expression of "what are ya talking 'bout boy?" As you then realize he meant the tattoo. "That? It was something a uh...'friend' of mine wanted me to get" you answered with a hint of sorrow in your voice. "Ooo, what's this?" You changed the topic as you grabbed the Pyroslinger's rifle. You started to get acquainted with it, smiling as you now have a weapon that's similiar to what you're used to. "Groovy" you spoke to yourself as you carried it back to Mondstadt with Kaeya following behind. He felt like he needed to know more about this story behind your painted back, maybe later. Once you got back, you found out that the people were worried sick that you left without a word.

This world will surely take some time getting used to ain't it?

Oh god, I just thought what the baron bunny would look like...

Just fricken jet black instead of red, has "supreme" written on it's back, has a gold watch on each wrist, painted on Nikes at the feet, and finally, a fallout new vegas power armor styled baseball cap. Of course the hat would have holes in it for the ears. Maybe some shades instead of goggles as well?

Ah frick it, just have it in a drip pose as well

Ok, so I got this scar on my right hand. I don't remember how I got it except it was from a surgery. Anyway, so I'm contemplating if I should throw my hat in the villain au- or is the impostor au? Eh whatever, let's just see how my low caffine filled mind will type then.

Implied male reader because that's what I am and I'm comfortable writing that. Also, you have the scar I mentioned at the top because I had a thought 'bout this.

Side note, *grabs a megaphone and turns it on* anyone of any age or whatever can read this. I honestly don't give a fuck! Just don't complain to me about it!

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You just gotten home from an exhausting day of whatever the hell you do. You've made the decision of playing Genshin after a total of 1 hour and 1 minute of looking through your library of games. The game started up and when those doors in the loading screen up, you started to get sucked into the screen along with your phone. When you finally get sucked in, your vision faded to black....

But luckily you didn't die as you landed in a convenient field of flowers.

"Ugh..." you groaned out. You lifted yourself up and saw the beautiful city of Mondstat.

"Nope, I'm going back to sleep. This is a dream" you speaked to yourself and then faceplanted back onto the flower field.

A bit of time passes as you woke back up again to still see the sunsetting over Mondstat.

"Well I'll be, I guess Sagau just came ture..." you spoke to yourself as you got up and headed towards the city. As soon as you got to the gates, the two knights of Favonius standing guard look at you with curiosity and shock.

"Daw shite, don't tell me this is a impostor au..." you thought. A bit of worry kicks in as you might get you family jewels cut off by Jean or possibly Ningguang. The latter if you escaped this place and go to Liyue due to a series of unfortunate events (🎵Look away, look away, look away🎵).

After some time walking around and just taking in the beauty of this world, ignoring the looks of the citizens of course. You were suddenly stopped by one of the top tier waifus, Jean Gunnhildr. Your eyes widen and felt heat on your cheeks because Jean was your first waifu and first five star so you obviously had a little, itty-bitty, tiney tiny crush on her.

"Please tell me as to why your where our gods face, impostor" Jean sternly said to your face.

You looked around then back at her. "You talking to me?" You said back to her as you pointed at your face with your right hand.

Jean looked at your hand and her face turns from serious to shocked. She then gets on her knees and clasped her hands together in a prayer formation.

"I'm so sorry your greatness! I thought you were an impostor! How can I be so stupid!" She pleaded to you as you stared at her with confusion.

"...What?" You questioned. Jean stand back up and grabs your hand and pinted at your scar. "Your mark, you made your the skin on the back of your hand form a heart. You did this to always prove your divinity to us. Along with symbolizing the love you put into crafting our world with your hands!"

"I always thought it looked like a speech bubble..." you said quietly to yourself as Jean was mesmerized by your hand. You soon realized a crowd of people was surrounding you. Jean snapped out of her trance and got her self up. She looked at the crowed began to speak to the people. "Everyone! Rejoice as our God blessed us with their presence!" She then lifts your right hand up to show your scar.

You stood their confused on what the fu- happened. First you were called an impostor and literally one second later, everyone is calling you God. All because of your scar. But during all of this, one singular thought is on your mind. "I wonder where Aether is? Oh wait, I haven't finish Inazuma yet"

<Meanwhile>

"Achoo!" Aether sneezed. "Are you ok?" Paimon asked the sneezing adventurer. "Yeah, I felt that our greatness thought about me". Aether responded to the emergency food. "Huh, well Paimon thinks we should go see about the third guy lady Ayaka told us about" (Yes, I haven't finished this part yet). "I don't know, maybe we should check out Mondstat..." Aether told Paimon as he started to walk in the direction of Mondstat. "Hey! Wait up!" Paimon flew up and followed Aether.

<Back to your scheduled program>

You were following Jean, who still was holding your hand by the way, as she was showing all of Mondstat. During the tour, people started to give you gifts that varied from crops, liquor, the blood of your enemies. Even Amber, who showed up late to the impromptu arrival, gifted you a special baron bunny that's dressed in what she heard you refer as "drip". Almost everyone in Mondstat was there except for Albedo, who's in Dragonspine at the moment. But do not fret, Timaeus is running to get him.

Oh I should mention that a few individuals *cough* Kaeya and Lisa *cough* are gossiping about you and Jean holding hands. If you listen carefully, you can just feel the jealousy in them.

In conclusion, you were at first scared, but now basically everyone wants to be in Jean's position even a certain drunk bard. The rest of your first night in Teyvat was an impromptu festival in your honor.

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Beidou's B-day

(I had the thought that this reader, or should I call Gamer Reader, has the ability to pull powers and items from other videogames. Also, possibly romantic)

"February 14, the day of birth of the Uncrowned Lord of the ocean..." you said to Beidou. Today Beidou, her crew, and most importantly her God are celebrating her birthday on the Alcor, reader of course had to give her a gift. Reader reached behind themself and pulled out a gift box that copied the color of her clothing.

"Aw, you got something for me" Beidou said as she grabbed the box. "You're my main, I had to. Now open it" Reader told Beidou does what she was told.

Inside the box laid a hilt with a odd symbol to a unknown sword. Beidou took the hilt out of the box and spoke to her God, "What is this?" "A sword" you responded, "But how does it work?" Beidou asked. "Just think" Reader ordered.

Beidou did as you pleased and soon the hilt spat out a electric red blade that almost hit one of crew.

"What the fu-?!" "Don't fret" Beidou was interrupted by you. "This is the Slayers Crucible, it can slice through enemies like a hot knife if through butter" Reader explained "Only the best for the best. Happy Birthday Beidou" Reader said with a smile.

(If Gamer Reader has the same birthday ad Beidou)

Beidou thought to herself, "What if my gift isn't enough?" Of course it was common for you to not react well to an artifact that you didn't get, but it wasn't like you were about to destroy something, it was just a comment.

"Well uh...happy birthday to you as well" Beidou said with a disappointed expression as she hand you a golden heart locket with purple lightning bolts. "Aww" you responded as you took the locket. You opened it to reveal you and her when you first arrived to Teyvat. Funny story, you bellyflopped on her while she was swimming across a lake.

"This is the greatest gift I've ever received" you said happily as you put the necklace around your neck. Beidou just smiled, but on the inside, she was melting.

This is a call to the gamers that faced a unfathomable amount of lag, but weebs who weren't able to watch their anime or read online manga, and for everyone else that have been fricked over by their WiFi providers.

They shall not continue this reign of idiocy. Today I- no, WE shall step up and end this for the good of us.

We shall make both sides of their pillows hotter than the sun and their fridges malfunction.

We WILL make the ground quake beneath our feet as we march towards them with righteous might.

May this be the start of our legends today and their fears of tomorrow.

Now let us rise and reclaim the digital sun!

*fires my M4 into the air*

(I got bored)

-- Ultimate Soldier AU arm wrestle thought --

When you were transported to Teyvat, you natural abilities such as your strength increased so much that rivaled Chuck Norris in Death Battle (I had to look it up on "Youtube" on the "phone").

In Liyue, Beidou decided to have a friendly arm wrestle with you to prove that she's one of your strongest followers. You two set down and gripped each other's hands and began the battle.

2 hours later

Beidou was trying her hardest to push your hand while you weren't even trying and was reading a book that Xingqiu, your most loyal and greatest follower, offered to you. A crowd formed around you and Beidou. Soon almost all playable characters and I mean ALL (besides the children, such as Klee) were going against you. The army of acolytes were all doing 110% and you still weren't budging. You've gotten tired of this and decided to push forward and all of them were sent flying.

The next day, Klee, Diona, Sayu, Qiqi (who forgot why she's there), hell even Teucer came up to you all together and decided to challenge you to a arm wrestle. Seeing this made you smile. So you told them to go one at a time. Each time you pretended to try you best, which succeeded because you took an online acting class after retirement, and each time the kids "won" against you. Seeing the joy from them almost brought a tear to your eye. The entire cult was jealous of how these...these kids were able to beat their God!

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I was just charging my phone after typing this and did...did Xingqiu just fuckin mess with it? What the ffffffffff-?! Sagau!