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-- Ultimate Soldier AU arm wrestle thought --

When you were transported to Teyvat, you natural abilities such as your strength increased so much that rivaled Chuck Norris in Death Battle (I had to look it up on "Youtube" on the "phone").

In Liyue, Beidou decided to have a friendly arm wrestle with you to prove that she's one of your strongest followers. You two set down and gripped each other's hands and began the battle.

2 hours later

Beidou was trying her hardest to push your hand while you weren't even trying and was reading a book that Xingqiu, your most loyal and greatest follower, offered to you. A crowd formed around you and Beidou. Soon almost all playable characters and I mean ALL (besides the children, such as Klee) were going against you. The army of acolytes were all doing 110% and you still weren't budging. You've gotten tired of this and decided to push forward and all of them were sent flying.

The next day, Klee, Diona, Sayu, Qiqi (who forgot why she's there), hell even Teucer came up to you all together and decided to challenge you to a arm wrestle. Seeing this made you smile. So you told them to go one at a time. Each time you pretended to try you best, which succeeded because you took an online acting class after retirement, and each time the kids "won" against you. Seeing the joy from them almost brought a tear to your eye. The entire cult was jealous of how these...these kids were able to beat their God!

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I was just charging my phone after typing this and did...did Xingqiu just fuckin mess with it? What the ffffffffff-?! Sagau!

I had this really cool dream last night.

So Lumine's a college student, right? I dunno what she studies. And there's a serial killer going around campus. The first victim was Signora. Childe is a transfer student from another college - one much more advanced than Lumine's. So when he makes a presentation on a gravity distortion device he and a few friends (probably Arlecchino and Dottore) everyone is blown away.

Later, at a bar, Kuni teases Lumine about how bad she has it for Childe (she doesn't, but they're best friends). Childe creeps up behind Lumine and startles her. He buys her a drink and Kuni leaves, smirking. They talk for a while, and Childe invites Lumine to visit his college, saying she's too good for this place. She declines and goes home. The next day, Ayaka, a girl Lumine had a crush on, is dead.

Lumine decides to start looking into the murders. She seeks counsel from Childe, who just wants to make time with her. He does tell her that maybe Lumine is the target, seeing as she liked Ayaka and Signora was her least favorite teacher. Lumine considers this and heads to a cafe with Kuni. On her way, she spots someone fighting in an alley. Kuni runs in to break it up and chases a hooded figure away. The other person was Lumine's brother, Aether. There's a knife in his shoulder.

Lumine's on the verge of insanity at this point. Kuni's doing everything he can to help her, but to no use. All he can do is tell her how much he cares about her. The next morning, his dismembered hand is hanging on her door. Lumine can only think of one person at this point: Childe.

Lumine marches over to Childe's hotel and demands answers. He says he'll tell her, but not at the hotel. They head to a ferry and Lumine starts asking why. Childe denies having any part in the murders. But then, he starts speaking strangely, and presses a button on his phone. Water starts winding around the ship. It turns out that the gravity distortion device he showed in class was just a prototype. The real one was the boat.

"Signora asked too many questions."

"Ayaka stole your attention from me."

"Kuni got in the way."

Lumine couldn't believe it. She snatched the phone and pushed Childe over the side of the boat.

A year later, Lumine is in Snezhnaya visiting Tonia and Teucer. Tonia knows the whole story, but Teucer thinks his brother is just taking a long vacation.

To this day, Lumine can't bring herself to tell him.

Repayment ... in the worst way possible. 

You tried, Grandpa.

Women of the Trojan War: Tecmessa

Ajax is the biggest man Tecmessa has ever seen. He could kill her with his bare hands in any number of ways, and at first she cannot conceal her fear at his touch. But despite his reputation for relying on brute force, there is very little malice in him. He is not gentle - she is not sure he knows how to be - but neither is he unduly rough, or purposefully cruel.

He rarely directs his infamous temper at her; she doesn’t have broken bones, or bruises that never seem to heal, like some of the other slave women do. He has occasionally struck her for displeasing him (open-handed blows that no doubt seemed light to him, yet knocked her off her feet), but such outbursts become even rarer as she learns how to read his moods and unspoken desires, to satisfy his every whim almost before he knows them himself, to bury her grief and pain and weariness as deep as they will go and never let on that she is anything less than pleased to see him when he returns from the battlefield. He rewards her efforts with trinkets and kisses and takes uncomplicated delight in her presence.    

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(Fatui Adopt Kaeya AU) Babysitting

(Not ship/Childe and Kaeya are friends) In which Kaeya visited Childe's house for the first time. Childe and Kaeya talked well into the night and passes out like that (it's a miracle that Tonia didn't fall)

I don't think I ever posted this here? a few aged-up designs for a fic series I started writing (I swear I'll finish it once I get out of the hell that is writer's block, i swear)

(this is a repost from MY deviantart account, i did not steal this)

Design notes below the cut:

Timmie is inspired mainly by this absolutely amazing piece of art I saw, please give the creator some love! I think an Anemo vision fits him best, and his bow is a modified Raven Bow.

Chloris is a combination of her outfit and a bit of Vanessa's, and she (obviously) has a Dendro vision and a modified Prototype Archaic.

Ruu is his current outfit with a longer design inspired by Inazuma's shrine maidens, with a puple ghostly tinge, and he's Electro with the Thunderbird feather as a catalyst.

Finally, Teucer is a modified Geochanter Bracer outfit with hints of his original design, and a modified Crescent Pike with a Chaos Core design.

im so normal abt sibling relationships in media i swear

They want to meet Hades sooner than later.

Teucer: You know you can die from that, right? Patroclus: *smoking a cigarette* That's the point. Ajax: *drinking alcohol* We're trying to hurry this up. Achilles: *Eating raw cookie dough and nodding*

conquering chopticks.🥢(2021)

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So I read ajax, and it kinda felt like

Odysseus hates Ajax and Ajax hates Odysseus

Menelaus hates Ajax because he's into Ody and Ody hates him

Agamennone hates Ajax because Menelaus hates him

Ajax hates Ajax

But Teucer is a pretty boy that doesn't give a fuck about other people's opinion✨️