Yae, If You Don't Come Home. Ima Walk To That Shrine And You Better Hope You're A Masochist For What

Yae, if you don't come home. Ima walk to that shrine and you better hope you're a masochist for what I'm about to do to you

Yes, I love Inazuma for it's a-...uhh...*checks notes* natural sceneries

rb this to give a glass of orange juice and a flower crown to the person you reblogged it from

Sorry, but I just got this thought.

So Destiny (the games) has Hive "gods". One being Savathun, basically the God of Deception who lines up people and stories to knock them down to achieve what she wants, like stealing the games main powers/abilites. Fun fact, she made a viral chant/song that can mind control people. There's also the "God of war" Xivu Arath, who's basically the strongest person to exist and feeds off war. Fyi, they're also sisters with a trans-brother Oryx, the Taken King (It's better if ya look this stuff up). They also get strongest for each dead sibling.

So now imagine a Villain au reader who is basically Savathun and Xivu Arath combined. That's is probably the most powerful and scariest person to exist. They can easily take over the world by manipulating everyone to not be able to defend others (Ex: Force Diluc into a meeting that's far from Mondstadt to have the Abyss F-around) then bring a war fleet.

So yeah, kind of a neat thought

I swear, one of these days ima work hard on getting several bots that can screenshot stuff and pull the greatest NFT heist

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*opens a Google doc labeled "insults/smack talk"*

Talking smack with characters in Impostor Au

Inspired by Jetstream Sam from Metal Gear Rising

(Warning: Use of a curse word)

Gorou:

"Y'know, for a male dog. You surely are a bitch"

"If you don't follow your orders, then you won't get a treat, eh?"

"Hey, can you give Ms. Hina a message for me?"

"Has Kokomi gotten you neutered yet?"

Kojou Sara:

"Good birdie, want some bread?"

"Oop, missed me"

"I wonder what you would feel when your vision gets taken?"

"How does it feel knowing your Archon likes another bird?"

Ei:

"You're not doing well honoring your sister"

"Have you asked on what Yae ate today?"

Raiden Shogun:

"You're pretty good for a bucket of bolts"

"I can't tell if Scaradouche is better than you or not"