Yes, I Love Inazuma For It's A-...uhh...*checks Notes* Natural Sceneries

Yes, I love Inazuma for it's a-...uhh...*checks notes* natural sceneries

Feeling like a sickly Victorian child, I've been puking my meals out, this is not how I want to spend my week

Sorry, but I just got this thought.

So Destiny (the games) has Hive "gods". One being Savathun, basically the God of Deception who lines up people and stories to knock them down to achieve what she wants, like stealing the games main powers/abilites. Fun fact, she made a viral chant/song that can mind control people. There's also the "God of war" Xivu Arath, who's basically the strongest person to exist and feeds off war. Fyi, they're also sisters with a trans-brother Oryx, the Taken King (It's better if ya look this stuff up). They also get strongest for each dead sibling.

So now imagine a Villain au reader who is basically Savathun and Xivu Arath combined. That's is probably the most powerful and scariest person to exist. They can easily take over the world by manipulating everyone to not be able to defend others (Ex: Force Diluc into a meeting that's far from Mondstadt to have the Abyss F-around) then bring a war fleet.

So yeah, kind of a neat thought

Sagau cult edition x reader who's sick (totally not me rn) also, you have your phone

When the cult woke you up this morning, you began to hacked up mucus, cough, and gained a stuffy nose. They freaked out seeing you in this state. Soon great scientists and doctors began to examine you and prescribed medications.

After that whole ordeal, you told your cult- I mean faithful followers home remedies you learned about (from online or parents). One of which was to obtain oranges for the Vitamin C and to start using oils around ya, like 4 drops of Peppermint, 4 drops of Lavender, (and 2-4 drops of breath easier, but that doesn't exist there) in a diffuser of sorts.

The definitely not insane people who worship you find this through anything and some wrote this down for future use.

(I also cover my feet in Vics rub stuff then put socks on. I don't know how the feck that works but it does)

Anyway, the big group of simps came back and attended to you as you suffered in relaxation. If what you have infects other people, then we'll definitely have a bubonic plague situation as they believe that you're sickness makes you weak and they catch it, they'll die.

WHICH IT DOESN'T...hopefully

Wait, if Liyue is based off of China and there's bamboo...

WHY ISN'T THERE ANY PANDA ADEPTI-HUMAN LIKE GANYU?!

I MEAN, IMAGINE! THE BAMBOO SHOOT COULD BE ONE OF THEIR ASCENSION MATERIALS! THE COULD BE A CLAYMORE!

HELL, I'LL WAIT FOR DENDRO IF IT MEANS I'LL HAVE A PANDA ADEPTI THAT'S A DENDRO CLAYMORE!

I SWEAR! That if that panda is a polearm, ima shove one up the person whoever came up with that's rear end

Sorry, I just want a somewhat chonky panda claymore character

Sagau villain au x Savathun(inspired/based) gn Reader (could be male in the future)

(Warning: This is more of a pilot to see if this is good or not. Stay tuned)

Deceiving God

As soon as you were summoned into Teyvat, you were hunted for "being god's impostor" by those cultists you thought you knew and build. Even Aether, the one you've chosen in the beginning and handled with care. After your last run in with the savages, you walked towards a in cliff on Qingyun peak while ripping out an arrow that hit your chest.

You stopped near the edge of the cliff as you look at the setting sun. "Oh great God of this world. Why must I go through this for only being burden by genetics? Surely a loving God such as yourself would understand my situation for if you were in my place, you would be doing the same as me. So if you are hearing this, then please help me. All I want is to go back home to my friends and family. I will never rest in my pursuit of this. Not even if this whole planet is out to get me. The least I can ask for is your help, help in making me be able to defend myself."

You start to feel fatigued after so much blood lost as you laid down and look at the sun one last time. But you noticed a gleaming beam of gold hitting your body as you see your wounds patch up. Your eyes widen as you looked at your hand to see a vision with a new frame built around it. The vision element was undecided as it remained unactivated. You smilie deviously as you began to squeeze the vision as it formed cracks by your pressure. The vision began to speed through the different elemental symbols as more cracks formed and light flowed out from the cracks. You put the vision near your face as you voiced an unknown chant as a dark green like shadows came from your mouth and reached the vision and begins to corrupt it.

From the view far from you laid the vigilant yaksha who was searching for you. A explosion of waves of different colored light that resemble the elements covered the sky and pushed the clouds. The incident shocked Xiao and almost everyone by far seen or heard it. From the center of it laid a figure sprouting wings.

As you broke the vision, the corrupted shadows allowed you to absorb the power within the vision as you sprouted moth like wings made of anemo as you flew up and looked at the setting sun. Still smiling, you spoke "Oh you naive fool, you've handed the keys of Teyvat without knowing." You chuckled "Oh what a funny thing, the all knowing God didn't know my true intentions" you chuckled more as it turned into a sinister laugh that echoed throughout this realm.