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Sorry, but I just got this thought.

So Destiny (the games) has Hive "gods". One being Savathun, basically the God of Deception who lines up people and stories to knock them down to achieve what she wants, like stealing the games main powers/abilites. Fun fact, she made a viral chant/song that can mind control people. There's also the "God of war" Xivu Arath, who's basically the strongest person to exist and feeds off war. Fyi, they're also sisters with a trans-brother Oryx, the Taken King (It's better if ya look this stuff up). They also get strongest for each dead sibling.

So now imagine a Villain au reader who is basically Savathun and Xivu Arath combined. That's is probably the most powerful and scariest person to exist. They can easily take over the world by manipulating everyone to not be able to defend others (Ex: Force Diluc into a meeting that's far from Mondstadt to have the Abyss F-around) then bring a war fleet.

So yeah, kind of a neat thought

Sagau cult edition x reader who's sick (totally not me rn) also, you have your phone

When the cult woke you up this morning, you began to hacked up mucus, cough, and gained a stuffy nose. They freaked out seeing you in this state. Soon great scientists and doctors began to examine you and prescribed medications.

After that whole ordeal, you told your cult- I mean faithful followers home remedies you learned about (from online or parents). One of which was to obtain oranges for the Vitamin C and to start using oils around ya, like 4 drops of Peppermint, 4 drops of Lavender, (and 2-4 drops of breath easier, but that doesn't exist there) in a diffuser of sorts.

The definitely not insane people who worship you find this through anything and some wrote this down for future use.

(I also cover my feet in Vics rub stuff then put socks on. I don't know how the feck that works but it does)

Anyway, the big group of simps came back and attended to you as you suffered in relaxation. If what you have infects other people, then we'll definitely have a bubonic plague situation as they believe that you're sickness makes you weak and they catch it, they'll die.

WHICH IT DOESN'T...hopefully

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*opens a Google doc labeled "insults/smack talk"*

Talking smack with characters in Impostor Au

Inspired by Jetstream Sam from Metal Gear Rising

(Warning: Use of a curse word)

Gorou:

"Y'know, for a male dog. You surely are a bitch"

"If you don't follow your orders, then you won't get a treat, eh?"

"Hey, can you give Ms. Hina a message for me?"

"Has Kokomi gotten you neutered yet?"

Kojou Sara:

"Good birdie, want some bread?"

"Oop, missed me"

"I wonder what you would feel when your vision gets taken?"

"How does it feel knowing your Archon likes another bird?"

Ei:

"You're not doing well honoring your sister"

"Have you asked on what Yae ate today?"

Raiden Shogun:

"You're pretty good for a bucket of bolts"

"I can't tell if Scaradouche is better than you or not"

I just realized I have 69 followers.

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