Winvyre: *Slaps Roof Of Connor*

Winvyre: *Slaps roof of Connor*

Winvyre: This boy can fit so much trauma in him!

Being bilingual is fun because you get to short circuit in two languages instead of one!

Aside from regular brain malfunctions, you can learn a concept for the first time in your second language so your brain will automatically default to that language instead when talking about it, you can substitute native conjuctions in favor of the second language's and slash all meaning from your sentences for an interlocutor, AND you can feel like you're getting worse at BOTH languages every time you open your mouth to verbalize!

I've also spoken in some amalgamation of different English accents and phrases from all over the world since elementary school. It has gotten me many a weird look.

I forget common words, use words nobody around me knows, and all in all I just come off very incongruent.

Writing really goes one of two ways:

1. Write 3k words in 30 minutes

2. Takes 3 hours to write 3 sentences

There is no in between

some of the brightest minds of our generation post on tumblr during work hours

me: *breaks down crying in the privacy of my own home*

my brain: you’re faking your emotions for attention. you’re just doing this because you think it makes for a cool personal narrative

Welcome to Hidnight! We have:

• Wolf Jesus

• Certified Dad™

• Buff Librarian

• Here's Wonderwall

• Tree Hugger