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The hunk with a secret ( A.k.a Mr Poopy pants)

So here we go, I have decided to put these stories on the internet for everyone to enjoy, this first one has a warning attached: this story has some shit in it... you have been warned. I met this hunk on OkCupid (yes, a bad sign) and we hit it off through the chat, I was new in Belfast so I was eager to learn the rules of dating as we Norwegians don't date, we just happen. We decided to meet at a café called Nero close to the city centre. We met and he was even more beautiful in real life. A chiselled jaw, beautiful deep blue eyes, dirty blonde hair, and a body to die for. I digress, we decided to sit in and have coffee, and at the time I didn't drink coffee. We sat down and the waitress came over and asked for our order, once we've done that he started to whisper in a husky voice that he wanted to tell me something. I was thinking this was sexy but then he dropped the bomb: I like to shit my pants in public and I ain't wearing any underwear! He whispered. Then he whispered that he wanted to do it right there and that I should join him as it was a nice warm feeling. Shocked I excused myself and went over to the coffee bar area and found the waitress. I then said I wanted my hot chocolate to go and she complied. When she handed it to me, I pointed to the handsome man and said: you better bring a mop and some matches, he is busy pooping his pants over there. Then I went back to mr poopy pants and told him I had to go, and I left. That was the last time I went on a date from OkCupid, although I have more horror stories from that, which I will share at a later date

This is soooooooo true...

I say no worries a lot for someone who worries 101% of the time

Well what did happen??

This is a conversation I've had with everybody when I told em the guy I was dating was yelling at me when I told him I wanted to see him more, at this point I hadn't seen him in 2-3 months due to me almost dying of blood poisoning and also going back to Norway to get the best treatment I could get... So under this I was honest and I told the truth, I told him I could have died and I went back home to make sure if I did, at least my family would be there... When I got back, we chatted on Snapchat and never on the phone. During December where I was supposed to spend with him, we talked and I asked him if we were still on for Christmas, he said no and that he wanted to see me during New Years. I said fine and celebrated Christmas with a good friend instead... New Years came around and I didn't hear from him until afterwards, I was all alone, feeling useless, worthless and friendless... I was lost so I called him, then he started yelling saying I demanded too much and that I was a needy piece of shit and nobody could love me* That broke my heart and I said fine, then everything is done then. I'm not the guy you want and clearly you just used me to get something better. We hung up after a 4,5 hours long fight, and I broke down. I did something I hadn't done since I was a child: I cried myself to sleep Days came and went, the words haunting me, making me believe that I was worthless and unloveable. This is a feeling I have to this day, thanks to one guy I lost my faith in me, I lost my self worth.. my heart got crushed, and I am still feeling like crying, just because of one guy, just because I was used. Just because I exist. These are the thoughts running through my mind now, but also I am certain of one thing; boys do cry. It is good for you, but I also am looking at the future, being comfortable in my own skin and also shake it off... *he also called me the following but due to story elements I decided to add it here: ugly, fat, loser, weak, useless, worthless, selfish, annoying, unattractive, I should have killed myself, kill yourself, and he wanted me to lie down and die... Take this lesson: people change, the charming guy in front of you might not be your knight in shining armour, instead spend time to get to know them before you fall

Gemini: honey, it's really muggy out today

Scorpio: if I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I'm leaving you

Gemini: *sips coffee from bowl*