Babes I Got Another Prompt For Ya. I DESPERATELY Desire Bucky And Sam's Reactions To All The Literal

babes i got another prompt for ya. i DESPERATELY desire bucky and sam's reactions to all the literal children now part of the avengers. kate? peter? shang-chi (who i headcannon as in his 20s so is therefore young)? torres? its like - oops guess i'm a parent now. sambuckys nyc apartment is homebase for ALL THE KIDS (game night? got beat up in an ally? found a stray cat?) fuck yeah, bring it to sambucky

holy FUCK your brain is so smooth

no no bucky looks at them being Feral(tm) and he's instantly reminded of steve. he finds katy chen sulking because she overheard someone using slurs and he has flashbacks. he hears about how peter's bullied at school and tears up thinking of little stevie getting his ass handed to him at your local alley. he sees kate gesturing wildly when talking about the importance of voting and he just hugs her for five minutes straight (she's confused but not willing to let go at all. actually, five minutes is too little for her.)

sam grew up with siblings and he has children in his family so he's used to dealing with younger people, but not enhanced ones with spider powers or magical rings and his first impression is 'Fuck No' because theyre CHILDREN peter was in HIGHSCHOOL when he got his powers what the FUCK he's worried sick about them, constantly trying to sabotage their patrols or get shang to get an actual job ("you sound just like my mom" "first of all don't speak to your mother this way young man" "bucky you are NOT HELPING.") until he brings it up with sarah once and she smacks him on the back of his head and goes "you were literally the same way you fucking idiot"

bucky's there and he's Confused because sam wasnt familiar to this world until he met steve, right? whats she talking about?

and much to sam's dismay and desperation she talks about how sam never told any adult about the kids who went after the gay trans black boy, about how he hid few black eyes here and there, cut off his hair in secrecy when someone put gum in it, about stolen and broken toys and nasty rumours

but he did tell some of them about unnecessarily complicated plans to get back at them, about well placed skates and loose bricks to make them trip, about fabric paint on their seats and stolen material resurfacing with pride doodles all over them (and bucky falls in love all over again.)

sam wants to be mad about bucky telling the kids about those stories the next time sam tries to lecture them into Being Fucking Reasonable and sam's like how dare you bring my erratic behaviour into this you BITCH but honestly? he's not so mad anymore when peter goes to him to advice on how to deal with transphobes, or when kate asks if they can do something together to cheer her up after a hard day

it's on their third movie night when shang and katy bring a stray cat home saying they dont know how to take care of it by themselves and since bucky and sam already have alpine maybe they can, you know, help or something that bucky realizes it's too late now, they're cool gay uncles and nothing can stop them

clint thinks its fucking hilarious. bucky cant believe this is what his life lead up to. sam still hasnt noticed.

Iida: Midoriya you weren’t in your room this morning, where were you?

Deku: oh kacchan was helping me with english and i ended up dozing off in his room and spent the night.

Iida: did you sleep on the floor? That wasn’t uncomfortable?

Deku: no not really, we were on the same bed. We did sleep together so.

Uraraka: WHAT?

Iida: language, that type of activity shouldn’t be discussed here

Todoroki: is bakugou really blond?

Deku *oblivious*: what?

Truyu: does the carpet match the drapes?

Deku: i mean yeah, kacchan is pretty neat about it

Uraraka: oh my god i cant believe it

Bakugou: OI DUMBASSES HE MEANS ACTUAL CARPETS AND DRAPES, HE DOESNT KNOW WHAT HE’S TALKING ABOUT

Deku: no i do

Bakugou:. . . . .

Everyone: . . .

Bakugou: well shit

Asgard

Thor: So, you can talk to animals?

Y/N: Yes

Loki: All animals? How?

Y/N: It was something I was just born being able to do. It’s like I can hear them, what they want, what they— WHY DOES THAT HORSE KEEP CALLING LOKI MOTHER?

I can see class 1A using Katsuki's simp levels, and love for Izuku to their advantage. Like if they ever want something they just go to Izuku and ask him to ask Katsuki and then he can't say no.

Katsuki's not dumb and he realises what the extras are doing so he keeps on telling Izuku- "don't fucking encourage the kids Deku! You gotta be strict!"

Izu meets spidey baku?