(for Future Reference Back To 2024, The Gayest Of Gay Years)

(for future reference back to 2024, the gayest of gay years)

"i take it all back, the honda odyssey fucks hard. too bad you dont, needle dick."

look see i went to see this movie with my father before my little sisters dance performance. for some context my dad is EXTREMELY homophobic like.. he hates anything that isnt like man x woman? yk?

so we went to see the movie - he wanted to see deadpool 3 and i wanted to see gay men.

being his personality i didnt tell him anything about the movie. i told him "oh idrk anything abt the movie i tried not to spoil it for myself."

tumblr literally showed me the entire movie for free <3

so we watched the movie and i was like silent the entire time and so was my dad

and then we walked out of the theater, sat in the car, ahd asked me if i enjoyed the movie. i said yea but ngl it was pretty funny and i liked it.

and he looked around and he deadass looked me in the eye and said

"this is a honda odyssey yes?"

and i was like "uhm... yeah..."

then he asked "you better not be doing those things in this car"

i said "ew why would i do that"

he said "you took me to see a movie about gay men i dont know my own daughter anymore."

so... yeah he wont talk to me now... but i dont regret watching the little gays 🥰🥰 the honda odyssey scene will forever be in my heart <3

real 😔😔 i need to watch this movie so bad bruh gay men have me dead

We all know what happened in that Honda odyssey

btw if we're moots you're like. a friend by default to me. unless you dont want to be. thumbsup

"Get your priorities straight."

Too bad. My priorities are gay, and there's not a thing you can do about it.

just float there

ENOUGH social interactions. i need to go in the river

bruh if he isnt fine in re9 im shooting myself

Resident Evil 9 - 48 year old Leon Kennedy (photo not mine, found somewhere on the web).