King: Honestly, I'm Just So Full Of Evil. So Full Of Darkness. I Feed Off The Souls Of The Living. I

King: Honestly, I'm just so full of evil. So full of darkness. I feed off the souls of the living. I strike fear into-

Eda: You sleep with a stuffed rabbit.

King: he is mY SECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS

Marcy: Ducks are better than rabbits.

Anne: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.

Sasha: Ducks are delicious! Rabbit is all gamey.

Anne: We're not talking about flavor, Sasha!

Sasha: Flavor counts!

Anne: Who carries around a duck's foot for good luck? Anyone?

Sprig: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I'll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who's cozier?

Anne: Ok, but-

Sprig: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO'S COZIER?

Sasha: Then why don't we take a rabbit, a duck, stick 'em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!

Anne: BECAUSE IT'S ILLEGAL, SASHA!

Sasha: ONLY IF YOU BET ON IT, ANNE!

Marcy: I- Jesus-

Eda: Welcome to the 'fuck Belos' support group, where we gather to say a collective 'fuck you' to that stupid bitch.

Luz: But first, a few words from our newest member.

Hunter, sweating: So I may have misunderstood-

Anne: You know what your problem is? You're really pretty, so no one ever told you to shut the fuck up.

Sasha: You think I'm pretty?

Anne: Shut the fuck up!

Enid: *kisses Wednesday's neck*

Wednesday: what is this?

Enid: affection

Wednesday: disgusting

Wednesday:

Wednesday: do it again

Hunter: I want to be a caterpillar.

Willow: Explain?

Hunter: Eat a lot, sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful

Willow: You know that they have a ifespan of like two weeks right?

Hunter: That's another highlight

Willow: hUNTER NO-