Enid: I Made This Friendship Bracelet For You.Wednesday: You Know, Im Not Really A Jewelry Person.Enid:

Enid: I made this friendship bracelet for you. Wednesday: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person. Enid: You don’t have to wear… Wednesday: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.

Anne: Damn, the power went out.

Sprig: Don’t worry, I got this.

Sprig: shakes rapidly and starts to light up

Anne: What-?

Sprig: I swallowed a glow stick!

Anne, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-

Eda: Would you like something to drink? [Opens the fridge] We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-

Luz: Spiders?

Eda: Spiders it is then.

Luz: No, that wasn't-

Eda: [Already pouring a glass brimming with spiders]

Sasha: I invited you into the woods because I crave the most dangerous game

Sprig, nodding: Knife Monopoly

Sasha:

Sasha: I was actually gonna hunt you for sport but now I'm interested in whatever the fuck knife Monopoly is

Sasha: Comparing Sprig and Polly is like comparing apples and oranges. Sprig: We’re both unique in our own ways? Sasha: Apples are superior in every way and all oranges should be eliminated. Polly: Which one of us is the orange?

Marcy: I'm bored, any suggestions? Anne: Sleeping is nice. Marcy: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I’m deciding to ignore it.