HEY I'm Not At Fault Here! I Was Just Putting The Subtext Of What Gregora Said Into Words!!! I Wasn't

HEY I'm not at fault here! I was just putting the subtext of what Gregora said into words!!! I wasn't the one who came up with the concept!

CONTEXT?! PLEASE??? SEPHS W H A T?!

Go bother @wolf-pearl, this is her fault.

Me: I really really shouldn't make AUs for final fantasy 7, I haven't played or even watched playthroughs of any of the games yet.

Also me: *already has over 15 AU ideas*

Goddamnit, why do I do this.

I made this a while ago but I just realized that I forgot to post it. you have the gremlins on Aimee's discord server to thank for this. meet Duckobo.

and because I am the way I am, I came up with some potential lore for duckobos:

duckobos originally arose from blue chocobos as a spontaneous sub breed. As such, the original duckobos all had blue plumage. these days duckobos come in the full range of chocobo breed colors thanks to selective breeding.

“Cloud was already having a horrible day when he got assigned Lab cleanup for the day, but then he had to go and get bit by a radioactive mako spider. Things just kept getting weirder from there.

At least he’s got someone who has already been through this rodeo to help him deal with all of this.”

oh Dear Lord I have and Ao3 account now and I just posted my first work that is also a colab with @silly-bean

A younger me would be positively shook to find out that in the future they would be writing and enjoying it.

Too Bad.

For it already has been summoned.

Guys I'm having a crisis my brain suddenly threw "what if the poipole line is connected to eternatus" at me

Him

If you know, you know. If you don't, he's a feral baby eldrich cat god who is currently running the life of one very tired teen.