My Brother: I Want The Phrase "gender Is A Scam Invented By Bathroom Companies To Sell More Bathrooms"

My brother: I want the phrase "gender is a scam invented by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms" on a shirt so bad.

Me: that better be on a shirt or I'll sue.

My bro: ...who?? Who would you sue???

Me: THE BATHROOM COMPANIES

Me too fam. Me too.

Pokemon Writers: There's no such thing as a bad pokemon! Sometimes they experience trauma that influences their actions, and sometimes they're used by others for nefarious purposes, but at the end of the day they're inherently good creatures. :)

Eternatus: *Has one (1) panic attack*

Pokemon Writers:

when I started doing dynamax adventures I was only trying to get one single shiny legendary and now I have an additional 9 shinies holy honk-

so yeah that's my experience with taking the shiny charm into the max lair, how about you?

The current WIPs in no particular order, because listing things is cathartic to me:

Time and cojiro

Keaton majora comic (get your dog bitch!)

Legend in thigh highs part 3

Majori reference sheet

Yet another eternatus redesign

Forest folk of the loz universe

A thing for my eternatus ask blog

The embodiment of my procrastination

Skeleton dad au Link (?)

Writing Wips for when I have the time:

Skeleton dad au part 3

Keaton majora adopts Link au snippet collection

Oot Link gets adopted by mandalorians because I'm trash for the found family trope and I have fallen back into mandalorian hell.

Just some glow effect practice

the mental image would NOT  leave me alone until I made it a reality.

Great, the imprinted asks just make me see cloud as a very grumpy duckling sticking near sephiroth the tired swan

Congrats, you named the AU!