Boyfriends: You Mention Your Ex Drives A Mercedes

Boyfriends: You Mention Your Ex Drives a Mercedes

“So, funny coincidence - my last boyfriend drove a Mercedes just like this one.” You blurt out. “Only it was probably a little newer. And it had a sunroof.”

Namjoon cringes, as if you’ve just insulted his masculinity, and you quickly struggle to make him feel more comfortable.

“But listen, my ex was a jerk. He cheated on me with his personal trainer - can you believe that? And I thought he went to the gym every day because he cared about his health.”

“That’s terrible.” Namjoon replies.

“And that’s not even the half of it!” You groan. Just thinking about your ex-boyfriend makes your blood boil, and all of your hatred for him comes flooding out. “After we broke up, I found out the trainer wasn’t even his first fling! He had girls on the side all the time! But honestly, I wasn’t that surprised. There were plenty of signs, and I knew he had reputation before we even got together...” You continue your tirade, describing all the untrustworthy and hurtful things your ex did, and Namjoon nods politely, offering the occasional “mmm-hmm”.

When you finally take a breath, you realize you’ve been parked in front of your apartment for at least five minutes - and Namjoon is sighing rather impatiently, anxious for you to finally shut up and get out of his car already.

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#5 & #28 😁

5. Kiss Namjoon OR cuddle Yoongi

I’M SORRY JOONIE BUT CUDDLES WITH SUGA!!! Snuggles with Yoongi would be enough to keep me happy for the rest of my life. 🥰

28. Date your bias but never meet the other members OR be just friends with all the members

Okay so, as sorely tempting as dating Yoongi is, I gotta go the friendship route. I love them ALL too much. Besides, the boys are such integral parts of each other, you couldn’t have one without the others.

Ask me a BTS Would You Rather question!

For the ask BTS, how about #2- would you rather get coffee or ice cream with Yoongi?

Ice cream all the way! 🍦

I don’t drink coffee and even though Yoongi isn’t big on sweets, we all know he can’t say no when someone asks him to do something. 😊

Ask me a BTS Would You Rather question!

All men do is lie.

BTS Would You Rather

Send me an ask (anonymous or not) with a number from the list below and I’ll answer!

Options with links have been answered previously.

BTS WYR

Build a snowman with Taehyung OR have a water balloon fight with Jin

Get coffee with Yoongi OR get ice cream with Yoongi

Go to the movies with Jimin OR to an amusement park with Jungkook

Record a dance cover with Hoseok OR a duet with Jin

Kiss Namjoon OR cuddle Yoongi

Babysit with Jimin OR dogsit with Taehyung

Meet Hoseok’s family OR have Namjoon meet your family

Film a commercial with Yoongi OR a sketch with Taehyung

Hug Jimin OR hold hands with Jungkook

Go to Malta with Jin OR to Hawaii with Yoongi

Film a drama with Jin OR do a photo shoot with Namjoon

Attend an award show with Namjoon OR wear couple t-shirts at the airport with Jungkook

Spend a lazy day with Yoongi OR explore a city with Hoseok

Fall asleep next to Jimin OR wake up next to Jungkook

Make up a silly rap with Taehyung OR a silly dance with Jin

Have a fun picnic with Hoseok OR a fancy date with Namjoon

Have Jungkook serenade you OR have Taehyung sing you to sleep

Have a dance party with Hoseok OR sing karaoke with Yoongi

Cook with Jin OR bake with Jimin

Play tennis with Hoseok OR table tennis (ping pong) with Jin

Dye your hair matching colors with Jimin OR get matching tattoos with Jungkook

Play basketball with Yoongi OR video games with Jungkook

Take photographs with Taehyung OR go to a museum with Namjoon

Make bracelets with Hoseok OR decorate a cake with Yoongi

Go camping with Jimin and Taehyung OR go to the beach with Namjoon and Yoongi

Have a sleepover with the hyung line OR a birthday party with the maknae line

Celebrate Halloween with Jungkook, Yoongi, Taehyung, and Hoseok OR Christmas with Namjoon, Jimin, and Jin

Date your bias but never meet the other members OR be just friends with all the members

Kiss your bias OR hug all the members

Hook-up with your bias OR kiss all the members

Be dominated by Hoseok OR dominate Jungkook

Wear lingerie for Namjoon OR have Jimin model his underwear for you

Pull Jungkook’s hair OR have your hair pulled by Yoongi

Shower with Hoseok OR skinny-dip with Jimin

Be soft and romantic with Jin OR rough and passionate with Taehyung

Make Yoongi jealous OR be made jealous by Namjoon

Give Jungkook a hickey OR get a hickey from Yoongi

Blindfold Jimin OR be blindfolded by Taehyung

Have a late-night phone call with Namjoon OR a late-night video call with Hoseok

Be called “jagi” by Jin OR be called “baby girl” by Namjoon

Beg for Yoongi OR make Jungkook beg for you

Hook-up with Hoseok backstage OR with Jin in the kitchen

Be teased by Namjoon OR tease Jimin

Play Never Have I Ever with Namjoon, Yoongi, and Jungkook OR Truth or Dare with Hoseok, Jimin, Taehyung, and Jin

Wild (Ask your own WYR question!) One Two

Happy Birthday, Yoongi! Here’s to celebrating another year of being blessed by your existence. 💕

happy birthday yoongi ! thank you for being comfort personified ♡