All Men Do Is Lie.

All men do is lie.

who would propose first/have a flashy proposal ?😁

Thank you for the request, I had so much fun with this! 💜

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Namjoon - Two words: Family. Man. He’s a mature leader, would be a great husband, and we know he wants to be a dad more than anything.

Jin - As the oldest and most “traditional” or “conservative,” it just makes sense that he would want to get married sooner than the other members.

Taehyung - Another family man. Tae loves kids so much and wants to have a big family, I can see him not hesitating to propose when he knows you’re the right person for him.

Hoseok - Going with the age factor again, I think Hobi would fall somewhere in the middle. He’d probably get married before most of the maknae line, but I think he’d have a long engagement and wait a few years before having kids. He would just enjoy being engaged/married to you for a while.

Yoongi - So the perception is that this man is married to his career, but I don’t think that’s entirely true. Sure, marriage is not at the forefront of his mind, but I think he’s open to it. And he’s aware that he’s getting older, so I can see him wanting to get married and start a family with you sooner than later.

Jimin - Jimin, Jimin, Jimin. Our boy is a flirt. He’s young and carefree and likes to have fun. But he also has so much love to give. He’ll definitely get married, but later, after he’s aged a bit more.

Jungkook - Baby boy is in no hurry to get married. I think he’s well-aware of his inexperience and wants to mature more before entering into a long-term relationship. He’s also at the height of his career with nowhere to go but up, so I expect him to continue to strive for his dreams for quite a while before he’s ready to settle down.

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Flashy Proposal

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Taehyung - Tae is the kind of man who would propose in front of the Eiffel Tower at sunset. You’d think you were on a private vacation, just the two of you, but he’d arrange for all your closest friends and family to show up holding signs saying, “Will you marry me?” You’d tearfully accept, and as you kissed him, fireworks would illuminate the twilight sky.

Hoseok - Hobi’s proposal would be as big and loud as his personality. I’m thinking a flash mob to your favorite song (featuring all the boys as backup dancers, of course), and his ending pose would be him down on one knee, presenting you with a ring. The only thing brighter than his smile would be the smile on your face.

Jungkook - Okay, hear me out: JK is shy and private - but he’s also super competitive. He would definitely feel the need to do something as impressive as his hyungs. He would also want to take every opportunity to show you how much you mean to him. I imagine he’s the one that would pull you up onstage during a concert to propose, and would probably have ARMY help somehow (maybe by singing or chanting when he gives the cue). There wouldn’t be a dry eye in the stadium.

Jin - So Jin would for sure do something really romantic and elaborate, but not public. Maybe a scavenger hunt? And all the clues would take you to places that were special to the both of you or be gifts you gave each other or be mementos from all the good times you shared. Then when you reached the end there would be flowers and candles all set up. He’d get down on one knee and he’d have a speech prepared and it would be both sincere and light-hearted, and you’d want to say “no” just to mess with him but all you could say would be, “Yes, yes, yes!”

Jimin - I feel like Jimin could go either way. I can see him doing something flashy, but I can also see him asking impulsively if he gets caught up in the moment. Maybe you’re jewelry shopping together - not even looking at rings, just bracelets and necklaces and stuff - and he notices the engagement ring section. So he asks you which one you like and you humor him, thinking he’s just goofing around. But then he tells the salesperson he’ll take the ring and you’re shocked as he kneels down right there in the store and asks you to marry him because he loves you so much he can’t go another day not being engaged to you.

Namjoon - So I think Namjoon would keep things low-key and private, but still make it special. He’d be the one to recreate your first date, down to the last detail. You’d hike the same trail you first hiked together, sharing jelly candies just like you did on your first date, and when you reached the top of the mountain, you’d have a picnic lunch. Over lunch, he’d initiate a deep conversation about the future and your mutual hopes and dreams, before finally pulling out a ring and explaining the wonderful future he wanted to share with you.

Yoongi - I have a hard time imagining Yoongi doing anything grandiose. He might write a song for you and (very nonchalantly) propose that way, but I really think he would be the kind to just blurt out, “Let’s get married,” while you’re snuggling in bed one lazy morning. And it might seem like a spur-of-the-moment decision, but really, he’s been thinking long and hard about it for a while and he’s absolutely sure he wants to marry you. He just didn’t know when or how to propose. But as you lay there in his arms, he would think about how much he never wants to let you go, and he would decide to just ask. And you of course would say “yes,” not even caring that he didn’t have a ring for you yet.

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Boyfriends: You Decide You’ve Had Enough Adventure for Now

A few days later, you have your monthly appointment with your psychologist, and you tell her all about your adventure with Jungkook.

“So let me get this straight,” Your therapist says, “This guy is handsome?” 

“Very.” You reply.

“And he’s sensitive and a good listener.”

“That’s right.” 

“And he’s talented and a hard worker, with dreams and aspirations.”

“Correct.” 

“And he saved an old man’s life by offering himself as a hostage.” 

“Also correct.” You agree. 

“But when he asked you out on a date, you turned him down because...?” 

You shrug.

“I guess I'm just picky.” 

“Perhaps.” Your therapist raises an eyebrow. “Or perhaps you’re crazy.”

There’s a long silence after that, and your therapist scribbles some notes on her pad, mumbling something under her breath about you being an idiot.

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Happy Birthday, Yoongi! Here’s to celebrating another year of being blessed by your existence. 💕

happy birthday yoongi ! thank you for being comfort personified ♡

For the ask BTS, how about #2- would you rather get coffee or ice cream with Yoongi?

Ice cream all the way! 🍦

I don’t drink coffee and even though Yoongi isn’t big on sweets, we all know he can’t say no when someone asks him to do something. 😊

Ask me a BTS Would You Rather question!

Who would buy you food but then forget because he’s stressed and eat all of it?

Thank you for the request! 💜

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Namjoon - I can definitely see him doing this. He would try to make a sweet gesture, then get busy taking care of everything and everyone even though he’s stressed, and forget to eat until he’s starving and… whoops. But he would feel so guilty and would be sure to make it up to you.

Yoongi - Another hard-working man that’s gotta eat. I don’t think he would forget so much as he would know you wouldn’t mind as long as he made it up to you, and he definitely would. I mean, let’s be honest, we all know he would never say no to you. (But then again, if he knew you really wanted the food, he would pretend he wasn’t hungry.)

Jungkook - He doesn’t strike me as much of a gift-giver; he prefers to show his affection through physical touch and sweet affirmations. But if you asked him to get you food there’s a good chance this growing boy would eat it before he could bring it to you. And then tease you for a while before finally going back to get more food for you.

Jin - Again, I don’t think he would forget, I think he would make a conscious choice to eat your food. He would also tease you about it until you were adorably annoyed with him, then go above and beyond by cooking you an elaborate romantic dinner to apologize.

Hoseok - This man has way too much maternal instinct to ever let you go hungry. I can see him buying you food all the time, often as a surprise. He might occasionally sneak a bite, but he would always leave plenty for you.

Taehyung - When he buys you food, it’s an event. We’re talking super romantic, full-on picnic in the park or dinner under the stars, or delivered to you with a bouquet of flowers. He wants you to feel special, and there’s no way he’d mess that up by eating your food. Also, he seems like a master of self-control.

Jimin - This angel-on-Earth would NEVER. Yes, he has a playful Slytherin side, but he doesn’t mess around when it comes to your health and well-being. He would (happily) starve before letting you go hungry. All he wants is to take care of you - just make sure you reward him with lots of praise and affection!

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