We Need More Of This

🥹we need more of this 💥💳💥🫣💳🫣

Arranged marriage AU with Barbarian Bakugou who is so daunting to be around at first. He’s all gruff curses and broad shoulders and scarred cheeks and neck and jaw. He scowls constantly, stares at you while your parents auction you off like some show pig, but doesn’t say much to you besides a grunt of his name. You’re terrified, thinking that he’ll be cruel to you, that you’re being set up for a life full of unhappiness and terror and regret.

But he’s the exact opposite. Bakugou is gentle in ways a man of his size typically wouldn’t be, but he shrinks himself for you. Not in a way that diminishes his status as the newly appointed king, but to respect you, show you that you’re beside him instead of behind him.

He picks you berries on his hunts because he knows the smell of a fresh kill brings nausea to your stomach. You find him along with the other maidens and helpers around his village, sitting beside them, big fingers holding tiny little flowers that he weaves into a crown for you. When he sets it on your head, he purses his lips, mutters something under his breath in his language that you’re still not too familiar with, but sure it means something along the lines of pretty and soft.

And when he finds you bathing in the river only few have access to, he’s sweet the whole time. Doesn’t make a spectacle of you being naked, and is relieved when you don’t instantly cower when he wades his way over to you. You try not to stare at the clawed scars that decorate his pec and jaw when he stands above you, and it helps when he suddenly dumps water all over your head. He shushes you when you splutter, continues on with cupping his hands and letting the water run off of your hair and down your shoulders, scrubbing at your skin until your flesh squeaks. He doesn’t expect you to do the same for him, but he hums in satisfaction when you push him down a little lower so you can wash the crown of his head.

Probably Canon

During the holidays Bakugou switches from calling todoroki “Icy Hot Bastard” to “Candy Cane Bitch”. Claims he’s just being festive whenever you scold him

(in)correct BNHA Quotes Pt.9

WARNINGS: swearing and sexual innuendos

Aizawa: *smiling and humming* Hizashi: Why are you smiling ? Aizawa: I´m not allowed to be happy? Hizashi: No, it´s fucking creepy ★━━━━━━━━━★ Toshinori: Why are you wearing pants with an additional hole? Nezu, tail wiggling angrily: Your body will have another additional hole, if you keep this up 🙂 Toshinori:😦 Nemuri: Did someone put salt in his coffee again? ★━━━━━━━━━★ Hawks: I´m not a good person Twice: Hell Yeah! Hawks: I´m a terrible person Twice: True, that´s probably why we get along so well🥰 ★━━━━━━━━━★ Best Jeanist: What´s the straightest thing you have ever done? Hawks: I killed a man ★━━━━━━━━━★ All Might: And if you wanna fuck me, take a picture and send it to a therapist to figure out, what birthday clown touched you🤡

I feel like this is an unpopular opinion, but more people should read incomplete/unfinished/in-progress fanfics.

I've noticed this huge trend where creators on tiktok and tumblr who will be explaining how to use Archive Of Our Own to new users and they always say "and make sure to scroll down and click completed only" or how people will go out of their way to mention they only read completed fics 'because they were traumatized when they forgot to check the dates and didn't realize this fic hadn't been updated since 2012'.

The thing is - I think by not engaging with and/or actively avoiding writer's WIPs readers are potentially adding to the aggregate of abandoned works. Now this obviously isn't the case for all abandoned fics, anything from major life events, to loss of interest, to getting busy can be a reason for a fic getting abandoned - but at least on some level I just know that writers are quitting while they're ahead when they aren't garnering any response or feedback because reading WIPs has become unpopular. If you're worried about reading something that hasn't been updated since 2012 then you can use the date updated function to sort out old fics.

Anyways, support your favorite fanfic writers by engaging with their WIPs.

I have always been extremely interested in this "rage rooms", like they have this room full of stuff you can brake or bring your own stuff too, and imagine with me, someone who doesn't have any sort of possibilities to have one of this rooms close nor have the money to enter one: shoto our dear child, hate his dad who naturally happens to has a massive liquor pantry, and one day he is the mood for chaos and I, as his partner who is also in the mood for chaos, happens to have a bat we can use to break everything on sight. Going on a little date to destroy someone's pantry....

Saying, just saying.

Todays brainrot-Headcannon:🥰🥴🥰

Bakugou does not like your favourite radio channel, but listens to it anyway to keep you happy and watch you do dancey wiggles .

When he is out of country or the city, he connects to the channel -knowing damn well that somewhere- you are dancing and listening to it at the same time. Mans feels connected this way🥹

Imagine your surprise when he calls the producers and makes them play a little audio from him and your favourite song: “Hey Babe, hope you are having an amazing day. Don’t trip over your feet when you hear this next song: 🎶 “