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LISTEN 👂agedup!reader x agedup!deku

This poor man is probably in so much pain.His body had to withstand so much stress and violence since he was a 15year old kid . Numerous injuries and a long relationship with hospital beds.

He would FOLD if his partner gave him a message. Or even a rough rub down. That mountain of a man is putty in your hands, as you work out all the knots in the muscles he built trough out his career.(You always appreciate his nice back too 🫦) . He was a GIVER his entire life, let him be greedy for once and enjoy the worship your magical hands give him.

𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐑'𝐒 💌: happy fathers day! even though the part before the cut is more focused on the mother-son relationship, the cut after is all about bakugo and his son. I hope you enjoy it!

𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒. attempted sexual assault, the reader is implied as a female (mother), big fluff

𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒. domestic!bakugo x domestic!reader, domestic!bakugo with son (platonic), domestic!reader with son (platonic), domestic!reader with daughter (platonic).

Bakugo's son is nothing like him at first. He never clung to his mama's leg, pleading with big, glossy puppy dog eyes just to be picked up as Kinnosuke did with you. He was also very sensitive, concluding that he wasn't the baby no longer ever since his newborn sister was brought into the world. He had to share his toys and your attention and thought that you didn't love him anymore.

But now at age 16-17, he's almost like bakugo's replica. He even inherited bakugo's bitch-resting face, I mean, all the bakugo pupils did; Kinnosuke just doesn't act up around you, still looking at you for guidance with a soft gaze and never swears around your presence. He tries to stay away from things he knows that'll disappoint you, but occasionally be the adolescent teen with the blood of a bakugo coursing through him, tempting him to erect trouble.

However, there was this one incident that occurred on the bus. He didn't understand why you both took the bus even when you had a car, but he didn't complain. Mothers knows best, he supposes. A man from behind you attempted to pinch your butt and nearly on instinct, he gripped onto the man's wrist and glared at him with bakugo's infamous death stare, making the enemy nearly evaporate from the heat of his scowl.

In all this, you don't recognize an assault was planned on you, just grabbing your son's hand and dragging him out of the bus. He just returns to a normal soft gaze when he looks at his mother.

It wasn't like he despised his father, he still loved him even when he's older, he just preferred you.

But he won't forget that time where they were taking a nice father-son stroll around the neighborhood on a warm day. He had his little stubby five-year-old hand engulfed by bakugo's much rougher and older ones. He walked in the inside of the sidewalk while bakugo walked to the side nearer to the street, always protective on instinct when it came to his family.

They came across a house with a large chained fence and a metal sign hung on the said fence. It was titled, "BEWARE DOG", But with his limited vocabulary, he didn't understand what it meant at the time and paid no attention to it.

That was when a Cane Corso dog shot up on the porch it was resting on and raced to meet the duo by the fence with its canine teeth exposed, barking very loudly and not in the familiar way a golden retriever would greet him.

Kinnosuke unleashes a tiny exclamation and jerks his hand out of bakugo's which he also lets out a minor gasp, then runs to his side, wrapping his dwarf arms around his leg.

The dog still fires his needless rage on the pair as bakugo lifts the frightened child from his leg and brings him to his chest without a word. He knows the dog won't do anything because it's behind a strong barrier and in whatever situation it gets ahead of the said strong barrier, he'll just hold his son high and blast it beyond space. Besides, the dog is just protecting its own family from any intruders. Kinnosuke is still a little skeptical of dogs to this day.

As they returned home, bakugo reminded Kinnosuke who was still in his arms.

"Big things are scary, but the only thing to make it stop being scary is to be bigger than itself and make it seem smaller."

It was that quote that led him to be the future's top pro-hero.

Want to see more domestic imagines or just my works in general? check out my 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 or even consider following for more! I'm still fairly new, so there isn't much, but I hope it's enough to get you to enjoy it!

🥹we need more of this 💥💳💥🫣💳🫣

Arranged marriage AU with Barbarian Bakugou who is so daunting to be around at first. He’s all gruff curses and broad shoulders and scarred cheeks and neck and jaw. He scowls constantly, stares at you while your parents auction you off like some show pig, but doesn’t say much to you besides a grunt of his name. You’re terrified, thinking that he’ll be cruel to you, that you’re being set up for a life full of unhappiness and terror and regret.

But he’s the exact opposite. Bakugou is gentle in ways a man of his size typically wouldn’t be, but he shrinks himself for you. Not in a way that diminishes his status as the newly appointed king, but to respect you, show you that you’re beside him instead of behind him.

He picks you berries on his hunts because he knows the smell of a fresh kill brings nausea to your stomach. You find him along with the other maidens and helpers around his village, sitting beside them, big fingers holding tiny little flowers that he weaves into a crown for you. When he sets it on your head, he purses his lips, mutters something under his breath in his language that you’re still not too familiar with, but sure it means something along the lines of pretty and soft.

And when he finds you bathing in the river only few have access to, he’s sweet the whole time. Doesn’t make a spectacle of you being naked, and is relieved when you don’t instantly cower when he wades his way over to you. You try not to stare at the clawed scars that decorate his pec and jaw when he stands above you, and it helps when he suddenly dumps water all over your head. He shushes you when you splutter, continues on with cupping his hands and letting the water run off of your hair and down your shoulders, scrubbing at your skin until your flesh squeaks. He doesn’t expect you to do the same for him, but he hums in satisfaction when you push him down a little lower so you can wash the crown of his head.

Fantasy Kacchan. Love of my life. Reason for breathing. The greatest man of our generation.

Also, I post my WIPs, PSDs and animation frames on Patreon

Probably Canon

During the holidays Bakugou switches from calling todoroki “Icy Hot Bastard” to “Candy Cane Bitch”. Claims he’s just being festive whenever you scold him

I feel like this is an unpopular opinion, but more people should read incomplete/unfinished/in-progress fanfics.

I've noticed this huge trend where creators on tiktok and tumblr who will be explaining how to use Archive Of Our Own to new users and they always say "and make sure to scroll down and click completed only" or how people will go out of their way to mention they only read completed fics 'because they were traumatized when they forgot to check the dates and didn't realize this fic hadn't been updated since 2012'.

The thing is - I think by not engaging with and/or actively avoiding writer's WIPs readers are potentially adding to the aggregate of abandoned works. Now this obviously isn't the case for all abandoned fics, anything from major life events, to loss of interest, to getting busy can be a reason for a fic getting abandoned - but at least on some level I just know that writers are quitting while they're ahead when they aren't garnering any response or feedback because reading WIPs has become unpopular. If you're worried about reading something that hasn't been updated since 2012 then you can use the date updated function to sort out old fics.

Anyways, support your favorite fanfic writers by engaging with their WIPs.

The biggest lie in fanfiction is that everyone has a first aid kit in their house. I have never owned one in my life

katsuki loves smacking your ass. in the living room when you’re just getting up from the couch, in the kitchen when you’re cooking his favorite, in the bedroom when you’re… sleeping.

it’s such a regular occurrence that you don’t even think about how that might affect your first son who is completely wrapped around your finger from day one. cue the constant competitions for your attention—the small acts of service ranging from your son helping you with the keys and coats to katsuki whipping out plane tickets for two to your dream vacation (receiving little glares from his son who he lovingly smirks at).

all is well, your boys fighting for your love and affection, until it happens.

katsuki landing the hardest smack on your bottom you’ve ever felt since giving birth. it shocks you enough to bring out a small gasp before narrowing your eyes at your partner, pushing down a smile. but before you can retaliate, your sweet son comes running up to you, frantic as if you had just been attacked—and in his eyes, you have.

“are you okay?!! are you okay—are you hurt??” his concern is nothing to laugh at and yet, you can’t help but find it adorable of how protective he is over you. “it’s okay, i’m okay.”

“are you sure? why’d he hit you like that??” this time you can’t stop the laugh that bursts out, the cramps in your stomach getting worse when you hear katsuki getting slapped multiple times along with a chain of ‘ow ow!’.

I have always been extremely interested in this "rage rooms", like they have this room full of stuff you can brake or bring your own stuff too, and imagine with me, someone who doesn't have any sort of possibilities to have one of this rooms close nor have the money to enter one: shoto our dear child, hate his dad who naturally happens to has a massive liquor pantry, and one day he is the mood for chaos and I, as his partner who is also in the mood for chaos, happens to have a bat we can use to break everything on sight. Going on a little date to destroy someone's pantry....

Saying, just saying.

Imagine leaving work and seeing Bakugou waiting for you across the street in full hero costume. You haven’t been dating long, but this is the first time you’ve seen him in his hero gear outside pictures and the media. Surprised to see him as you give him a soft smile, waving to your colleagues as you meet him across the street with a gentle kiss to the lips. And you find out that he’s come to meet you on his lunch break just to walk you to the train station and spend a few precious moments with you because he missed you.

Todays brainrot 🧠🥴

After a fight with Shouto Todoroki you ghost him on all platforms and don’t answer his calls.

But your eyes widen when he stands on your doorstep with the newest version of a phone and says: “ I’ve got you a new phone because your old one is broken. That’s why you couldn’t answer my messages, right? I also apologise for the things I’ve said to you”

You didn’t have the heart to tell him you ignored him on purpose and hugged him instead.

(You also politely declined the new phone, by saying yours was doing a weird update)

Todays brainrot-Headcannon:🥰🥴🥰

Bakugou does not like your favourite radio channel, but listens to it anyway to keep you happy and watch you do dancey wiggles .

When he is out of country or the city, he connects to the channel -knowing damn well that somewhere- you are dancing and listening to it at the same time. Mans feels connected this way🥹

Imagine your surprise when he calls the producers and makes them play a little audio from him and your favourite song: “Hey Babe, hope you are having an amazing day. Don’t trip over your feet when you hear this next song: 🎶 “

(in)correct BNHA Quotes Pt. 10

Reader: Describe Bakugou as a friend Midoriya: He`s not going to punch you in the face without a warning, but he´s not going out of his way to make you feel good ｡｡｡｡｡｡｡｡ drunk Reader: LeT`s geT hOmE anD geT it dOne, HuneY 🥴 Bakugou: Well, that makes my dick wilt like a dead flower ｡｡｡｡｡｡｡｡ Jirou: You probably don´t have a lot of girls liking you Mineta: Lies! They love me! Momo: Your Mother does not count Mineta: ..... Mineta: 😔 ｡｡｡｡｡｡｡｡ Midnight: Young Love is such a beautiful thing Reader: Fuck no, look at Romeo and Ghouliette- both dead😒 ｡｡｡｡｡｡｡｡

Midoriya: Jealousy is a disease. So get well soon Bitch Bakugou: 🫥

(in)correct BNHA Quotes Pt.9

WARNINGS: swearing and sexual innuendos

Aizawa: *smiling and humming* Hizashi: Why are you smiling ? Aizawa: I´m not allowed to be happy? Hizashi: No, it´s fucking creepy ★━━━━━━━━━★ Toshinori: Why are you wearing pants with an additional hole? Nezu, tail wiggling angrily: Your body will have another additional hole, if you keep this up 🙂 Toshinori:😦 Nemuri: Did someone put salt in his coffee again? ★━━━━━━━━━★ Hawks: I´m not a good person Twice: Hell Yeah! Hawks: I´m a terrible person Twice: True, that´s probably why we get along so well🥰 ★━━━━━━━━━★ Best Jeanist: What´s the straightest thing you have ever done? Hawks: I killed a man ★━━━━━━━━━★ All Might: And if you wanna fuck me, take a picture and send it to a therapist to figure out, what birthday clown touched you🤡

This.

(in)correct bnha quotes Pt. 7 (งò▽ó)ว≡༄༅༄.༅.

Mitsuki: You are not a mistake Katsuki: ☺️ Mitsuki: You are a regret Katsuki: 😑 ●´I`●´I`●´I● Todoroki: What is wrong with you?! Midoriya: Ask what's right and the list would be a lot shorter🥱 ●´I`●´I`●´I● Reader: look at my new bathbomb! Kirishima: That's a toaster😀 Reader: .... Kirishima: Honey, are you alright? Reader, sobbing: Nah ●´I`●´I`●´I● Reader munching on Todorokis Soba: nomnom Todoroki: What´s in your mouth?🤨 Reader: ....... your dads di- Todoroki: Choke on it you thief!😒 ●´I`●´I`●´I`●

Kaminari: I love you☺️ Jirou: I could see that💅 As you should👸

(in)correct Bnha quotes Pt. 8 ☆::::::::☆::::::::☆:::::::::

Uraraka: I don´t feel bad for rich people, it`s like feeling bad for famous people. Iida: But we did'nt ask for it, we were born into it! Uraraka: Neither did I. While you guys are crying in your mansion in gucci pyjamas , I´m crying at the Mc-Donalds parking lot. 'Cause I can't afford my chicken nuggets Todoroki: That is truly heartbreaking🤧 ●○●○●○●○●○●○●

Hawks: Well, villainry is all about POV right? Twice: True look at Stain and Dabi. Look at our relationship. Hawks: Most people think I´m a hero, but in reality I'm the villian. Twice: It's not even funny how true it is🥴 ●○●○●○●○●○ Reader: Can I have a confession? There was a time where I was sexually attracted to you👉👈 Dabi: You mean yesterday? 'Cause I can't relate🤡 Reader: Bitch my tongue was down your throat and I felt your di** rubbing onto me. Don`t lie into my face, you burned rat🤥 Shigaraki: wheezing ●○●○●○●○●○

Allmight: I'm sorry we broke your vase Recovery Girl:🙂 Midoriya: You're not mad? Recovery Girl:🙂 Allmight: Please don't be creepy, Ma'am Recovery Girl:🙂 Aizawa: She's probably thinking about a way to kill ya Recovery Girl:😀 Aizawa: Oop! She got an idea now

(in)correct bnha pt. 6 ✄ฺ——— ｷ —- ﾘ —

Reader, looking at Bakugou, Kirishima, Midoriya and Todoroki: I could take them. Not in a fight, but I could take them.😮‍💨🥴 ✄ฺ——— Mina: I wish I had a special talent😞 Kaminari: You have one, we just dont know what it is yet ♥ Mina: Rude🙃 ✄ฺ——— Mineta: My body is changing and its something I wont apologize for. Reader: I wish you would ✄ฺ——— Reader: I´ve hit rock bottom today Kirishima: I think you’ve been a bottom for quite a while now ✄ฺ——— Iida: Midoriya! I can understand why you would tackle Bakugou, but I think I would have the self control- Midoriya: You think you have self control? You were trying to kill Stain! Todoroki: Nice developments here. We find out new things about us that aren`t even true. Midoriya: Says the punk, who called the police chief a literal mutt. ——— . Todoroki: loving you as a friend is pretty easy Midoriya: 🥹 Iida: Did you notice that every person who needs, loves you? Midoriya: That’s true! 🤧

(in)correct bnha Pt.5 =☆=☆=♥=☆=☆=

drunk Midnight: I wanna party party party til my panties fall off. Nezu: Please dont. ・・・・・・・・・ Sir Nighteye,after the big fight with All Might: At least you are consistent. Consistently a liar! ・・・・・・・・・ Aizawa : You son of a bitch Shouto Todoroki: Don´t you dare talk about my mother like that! Aizawa: I mean your father🤥 S. Todoroki: That´s fine then. Sorry for interrupting. ・・・・・・・・・ Midnight: I don´t wanna live anymore. Aizawa: Youre going to die soon anyway Midnight: What´s THAT supposed to mean?! Aizawa: Cause dogs don´t live that long Midnight: You little rat Aizawa: You hear sum? I hear a little bitch ♥ ・・・・・・・・・ patrolling in public, Aizawa sipping on his drink Present Mic: Are you drinking vodka right now? Eraserhead : It´s vinegar Present Mic: Hahaha how funny , nice j- Eraserhead: I´m not joking ・・・・・・・・・ Shinsou: I´m not calling you Mom, just because you’re my dads slam piece. You were cool at the radio, but- Yamada: You´re hurtin' my feelings

♪～～♪ 🤧🤡The last time Aizawa had a good nights sleep, was in his mothers stomach, prove me wrong.

(in)correct Bnha quotes Prt. 4 --ｷﾘﾄﾘｾﾝ--

at a sleepover Reader, talking about their crush: "I dont want to be too graphic, but I want him to crush my throat, snap my back and hide my body" Uraraka: "Same girl, periodt" Yaoyorozu: "Yall need Jesus❤️" ☆━━━━━━━━━━━☆ Ashido: " I love going as Zombies for Halloween" Sero: "How do you do that?Just not wear any concealer?🤡" Ashido:"6ft under the ground would really suit you rn♥" ☆━━━━━━━━━━━☆ former Todoroki:I make loneliness✨look cute. Maybe I´m born with it, maybe its the clinical depression"

☆━━━━━━━━━━━☆ Kirishima: "What that mouth do?" Bakugou: "Argue" Midoriya: "mutter mutter mutter" Mina: "Talk shit and complain" Reader: "Imma Eat" ☆━━━━━━━━━━━☆

Bakugou: "The only time I´m totally chill is at yoga or hiking" Sero: "So youre trying to say that the whole other time youre whimsical and fun?" Kaminari:"-wait are we going to ignore the yoga part?" Bakugou: "You always have to open your damn mouth" Kirishima:" yes Denki, we are" Sero: "What´s that supposed to mean?!" Ashido: "I wonder if he knows the updog" Bakugou: "I won´t fall for that"

(in)correct bnha quotes- Pt. 3 ・・・★・・・

Bakugou: "I´ll kill you!" Reader: "Thank God" Midoriya: "You´re not wrong about the 'god' part though. Him being the -tHe gReAt eXploSion mUrder gOd DynAmiTe-" Reader: "A long ass (cute) name for a fanboy, if you asks me." Bakugou: " I´m gonna be generous.You have two seconds to run.💥" ・・・★・・・★・・・★・・・★・・・ Mineta: "what can you do?" Ayoma: "✨Well, if 16 years of looking stunningly gorgeus isnt enou-✨" Mineta: "When are you going to start those 16 years?" Ayoma: .... Mineta: .... Ayoma: "✨Andouille, you expired little diaper wearing juice-✨" ・・・★・・・★・・・★・・・★・・・ Shinsou, barely functioning off on his 4th coffee:.... Kaminari: " You look like shit, with your Gucci Eyebags" Shinsou: "You look like a stuffed poodle, shut up" Kaminari: "Are you saying I´m cute?" Shinsou:" "From the bottom of my heart: wtf" ・・・★・・・★・・・★・・・★・・・ Kaminari: "Thank you for driving with the ⚡️uber.In the event of emergency suck on a caprisun☀️Know it‘s✨gods plan✨" Sero: "Do you even have a licence?" Kaminari: "What about '✨gods plan✨' are'nt you able to comprehend?" ・・・★・・・★・・・★・・・★・・・ Reader: "It's kinda smelly in here" Monoma: "close your legs then" Reader: "You know what?!Your lips have grown into ass-cheeks, cause there is a lot of bullshit coming out" Kendo: "Touché.🤡"

(in)correct Bnha quotes Pt.2 +:-:+:-:+:-:+:-:+: unstable villains

*at the hide out* Himiko : What cosmetic surgery would you do? Dabi: Totally my ass Himiko: For real? Dabi: yeah --silence-- Reader: Bitch , this face and body- and your ass is your biggest problem? －－－－（・Ａ・）－－－－ Tomura: I have an ugly day Dabi: More like a ugly lifetime －－－－（・Ａ・）－－－－ Magne: do you remember when you had that painful pussy cyst? Himiko: That was Herpes －－－－（・Ａ・）－－－－ Twice: Did any of you have a pet or anything? Dabi: I had a lizard that I burned (Spinner shrieking in the background) Tomura: I turned my dog into dust Reader: I have a living chicken tho *pointing at Hawks*

bnha (in)correct quotes Pt.1 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

Katsuki: Fuck you! Reader: Do it yourself coward Katsuki: le blush Denki: I think they broke him ・・・★・・・・・★・・・・・ Denki: The test was fearly easy. Aizawa gave us a lot of time too Eijirou: I´m still surprised, yeah Sero: Absolutely Mina: Periodt Reader: Really? I think the part on the back was hard. -silence- Denki, Eijirou, Sero and Mina: THERE WAS A BACK?! Katsuki: I´m not even surprised anymore. ・・・★・・・・・★・・・・・

Denki: That´s my best idea ever! Sero: That´s your BEST?

・・・★・・・・・★・・・・・

Mina: *searching her phone while using it as a flashlight* Reader: let me help you! Katsuki: We´re doomed ・・・★・・・・・★・・・・・ Enji Todoroki: Shoto! Would you jump off a cliff if your friends did? Shoto Todoroki : I would be the first one, but go off ・・・★・・・・・★・・・・・

Izuku: we've only got hope left, there is nothing else. Shinsou: I´ve got a massive headache and my gucci eyebags, if you ask me