Your Headcanons Are Like??? Phenomenal??? If You Did Anything For Caliborn, I'd Appreciate It To Heck

Your headcanons are like??? Phenomenal??? If you did anything for Caliborn, I'd appreciate it to heck and back, but just whohever you're comfortable with in general!!

Thank you so much! ❤️❤️❤️🥺🥺🥺 I’ve never written for caliborn so I’m having my friend proof read this cause I need to make sure I get him right! I hope you like it!

CALIBORN GENERAL HEADCANNONS

This motherfuck holy shit. He’s a real c r e e p, he doesn’t even have an explanation for being a creep he just is. He always manages to get a way to watch you.

Wether it’s through the terminal or not it up to you. He’s kinda stalkery

One time you were just chillin and a random screen name popped up on your computer “undyingUmbrage” you waited for the person to reply but instead you just got an “OH FuCK I FuCKING MISCLICKED FuCK THIS FuCKING BITCH” and then it saying he disconnected

That was weird but we don’t talk about it.

Him “liking” you goes from,

Being interested in you because you’re ugly and stupid like dirk

Then stalking

Then we wants to talk to you

And the eventually you meet and you both just stare and eachother

He’s creepy

You’re freaked out

Calliope is nice for the most part, she keeps him away for a bit

This dude get practically SLAPPED by dirk being like “dude you’re being weird and creepy. If you like them so much just tell them”

He starts drawing you a lot, thinking about you, wanting to be around because you’re the only person who stands him, so he ends up listening to dirk

It’s bad. He almost punches you. It’s funny though. You laugh. It goes something like

“HEY BITCH! IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT I’M STILL FuCKING ABOVE YOu. SO YOu’RE GOING TO DO ME THE HONOR OF DOING THE DATING THING WITH ME”

“Okay Cali”

“I TOLD YOu TO STOP FuCKING CALLING ME THAT”

*punch*

“Cali I’m still god tier that didn’t really hurt”

You and dirk have a good laugh about it, so does Calliope, but that’s a secret

You’re dating are mostly you dragging him along to do romantic things. He says he hates it and you but don’t be fooled. He loves having you run around to make sure he’s happy

And on rare Occasions, he brings you dead things, shiny things, anything he thinks youll like. He’s like a crow

He tried to punch you a lot. But it doesn’t hurt and it’s only impulsive, he’ll never ACTUALLY hurt you. Unless he like, stabs you.

He loves to draw you and him and leave it around for you to find. It’s really fucking cute because he can’t draw.

Now lord English is a pack of worms that I’m not going to unpack but just know if you run into him he’s going to be real excited and he WILL try to pick you up. Have fun with that.

He remembers what is was like to be happy, what it was like to be with. So if he’s not trying to smother you with love. He’s going to spare you from a gruesome death

ALSO IF HE TRIED TO CUDDLE YOU SAY YES PLEASE HE NEEDS IT.

His kisses hurt man. Owchie. He’s tries though, he practices on his pillow. Cause he’s like “THEY HAVE SOFT SKIN I CAN’T END uP HuRTING THIS BITCH”

Overall. Shitty Mc shitstains is pretty cool

sorry to bother you again so soon but,,, I recall you mentioning one John Egbert was touchstarved... may I smother him with affection and compliments?

Please do oh my god. Also I don’t mind! Request as much as you want! I’m making this both fanfic style and headcannons so enjoy!

Touch starved John Egbert

John wasn’t answering your texts, it worries you to no end. He hasn’t talk to anyone in days. That’s why you’re currently running towards his house at full speed. Barging through the door, you got no answer. You looked around. No one. You walked up stairs and heard sniffles coming from his room. You immediately ran inside. What if he was hurt? He was laying on his bed in a featal position. Crying. You immediately ran over to him and cradled him in your arms, “hey john? Are you okay?” He didn’t reply.

You starts to kiss away his tears. “You’re going to be okay. You’re so amazing. Please, I love you.” He still didn’t say anything to you as he held onto you. He kissed your cheek and neck lovingly as he cried onto you. “Thank you.”

John was, to say the least, so estatic you were there.

You cared about him enough to come to his house and comfort him. He wanted to stay in that moment forever.

The way you complemented him and held him in your arms just made him feel. He felt amazing, refreshed for the first time in a long long time.

He asked you to stay the night. You did. He held onto you all night. And now? He’s always hugging or holding your hand whenever he can. You love him. And he loves you. He just... doesn’t know how to say it yet

tAVROS NITRAM GENERAL HEADCANNONS

Wow go off I guess, you wanna date this guy? good, you should

He first sees you on the monitor, you looked. Happy? The world was ending and you just radiated this happiness and confidence.

He wanted to talk to you, so he did. it was really awkward the first time

“uHH, hI, i REALLY LIKE YOUR HAIR,, iT LOOKS NICE”

“oh um, is this a new form of trolling you guys are doing?”

“n,nO, i DONT THINK SO, i THOUGHT YOU LOOKED NICE SO I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU,”

“oh well thanks! Im.. well you probably already know who i am. all you trolls seem to know me already.”

 “uH YEAH”

“cool, so, “adiosToreador” what are we talking about?”

Wow holy shit, you were so  much nicer than all your human friends. He felt actual, real, confidence. 

He had so much fun talking to you, so much that I had to write two conversations with you both.

“hey hey, tavy? you on? it says you are.”

“tav?”

“tavros?”

“uH YEAH, iM HERE SORRY, i WAS JUST GETTING MY LEGS CUT OFF,”

“TAVROS-“

Yeah, tavros is a whole pack of worms, NOW WHEN HE CONFESSED TO JADE YOU HAD LIKED HIM SO YEAH 

“uH, i MAY OR WAY NOT HAVE CONFESSED TO ONE OF YOUR HUMAN FRIENDS, wITH RED FEELINGS IN MIND, aFTER ALL YOU KNOW THAT WITH MY AMAZING CONFIDENCE SHE WAS BOUND TO SAY YES“

“tavros, i- bye.”

“wAIT”

Yeah it was a bit awkward for a few days.

BUT once you finally got to asteroid he was so excited to see you, he would not stop talking to Rufioh about you.

Whe he saw you he ran over to you and fell, yeah, his robot legs over heated and he fell. he got up and walked away as he muttered to himself about how dumb that was.

His realization for liking you was literally, and I quote.

“Tavrossssssss!!!!!!!! Get the stup8d look of your face! >:::::::( if yo8 like them soooooo8o much you just get get yo8r stupid flush crush over with!!!!!!!!”

“}:| hOLY SHIT” he got all excited and fell down some stairs. Yeah ya know. Robo legs

When he finally asked to be your matesprite, he fell on top of you. Not in a sexy way. You have a bruise on your leg. it wasnt fun. Vriska thought it was but it wasnt.

Owchie

ALSO FUNNY THING HE ATE A BUTTERFLY ONCE AND YOU HAD TO TAKE HIM TO ARADIA

“i HAVE,,, BUTTERFLIES IN MY STOMACH”

“oh! that’s- that’s really sweet-“

“ nO NO NO,,, i LITERALLY ATE BUTTERFLIES AND MY STOMACH HURTS”

“I- what? why would you do that?”

“cONFIDENCE }:)”

“fUCK-“

Yeah you brought him to aradia.

extra:

“dO YOU KNOW IF THEY WERE POISONOUS”

“im really n0t sure tavr0s”

“FUCK”

Man he always talks about Rufioh to you. So when you finally got to meet Rufioh and tavros didn’t, it broke your heart.

So what you did with your very wrinkly brain was kidnapped Rufioh and took him to see tavros.

Yeah you’re a good matesprite 😎😎😎

His dates are mostly you getting him out of trouble, like get vriska to not kill him }::::)

Fun

He doesn’t know how to kiss. That’s it. He kisses his pillow to practice. He’s slowly getting better. Please he’s trying

The Land of Cubes and Bees

A land for the Mage of Breath

Things are shaking up on LOCAB, the land of Cubes and Bees.

LOCAB is a land buzzing with excitement. Almost literally, actually. Thousands of energetic bees float to and fro, delivering information back and forth between cubes.

All across the planet are floating cubes. Some as big as a person, some as small as an apple, but most are roughly the size of a basketball. These mysterious cubes hover around the planet. Some are inches above the ground, others are high up above the clouds.

Valleys and mountains, there will always be an odd little cube floating around.

The consorts created the cubes to act as hives for all the bees. The bees, in turn, relay information between all the cubes. Basically bees relay information and act as computers, making every cube like a little computer connected to the world wide network.

The bees and consorts were happy… until the cubes started failing. Nobody is exactly sure what happened or why, mostly because the communication arrays are malfunctioning.

Though it might look like the cubes are just floating around all willynilly, they are actually following very precise and minute air currents. The bees, as a result, follow.

That’s where everything went bad. There’s some kind of… delicate force altering the current. Something powerful enough to alter wind currents on a global scale, but skilled enough to do it without even the bees noticing.

The Denizen.

The Mage of Breath must scour the planet, understand the complex air currents, find exactly where all the cubes are going, and fix the information network!

Denizen suggestion: Hermes, Greek god of travel, communication, and trade. He served as the messenger of the gods

Features - The Jar A massive glass cube containing hundreds of cubes. Like how bees go to a hive, the cubes go to the Jar.

- The Black Cubes Mysterious black cubes can be seen off in the distance. When approached they quickly fly away. Perhaps they are the one sending new orders to the cubes?

Powers for the Mage of Breath

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Eridan Ampora general headcannons

Bitch, oh no

Now for him it doesn’t matter if your a troll or human. He’s still annoyed by your presence as he is by everyones

He watches you though, through the monitors. He watches how smart you are, how smart you are unlike that witch, how you use science and facts instead of magic

He finds it interesting how you’re still willing to listen to everyone else talk about their magic, even if you yourself can’t use it.

He only decides to become your patron troll AFTER you’re already balls deep in your adventure

He’s actually very calm to you like he’s not to LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE. He actually likes talking to you and bring up being moirails

You don’t know what that means so of course you ask karkat, and tells you to say no to eridan but like, who the fuck listens to karkat? Not you that’s for sure

So you say yes and he’s so excited. It’s shocking to everyone when they see him glubbing and his flippers flapping in happiness

Kanaya has to make sure he’s not having a stroke

He soon finds out he’s red for you with some help from gam, their conversation went something like

“BrO mOtHeR fUcKiN rEaLx, ThEyRe NoT eVeN yOuR mAtEsPrItE yEt”

“Wwell I nevver! They’re not my matesprite!”

“BuT yOu WaNt ThEm ToO bE, iTs In YoUre MotHeRfUckIn EyEs”

“Wwell-“

“ShHhHhH bRoThEr ReAlX, tHeYlL sAy yEs”

“I’m goin now!-“

“mOtHeRfUcKiN mIrAcLeS”

(Sorry I didn’t have any other colors, all other purple will be eridan)

Well let’s do a bit of angst, he ends up getting chopped chopped by Kanaya as he bleeds out he only thinks one thing

“Sorry... I really couldn’t meet you could I? I really am a screww up, aren’t I?”

END OF ANGST

When you end up meeting on the astroyed he’s so ecstatic! He’s pacing and waiting patiently. No one can stop him from glubbing happily.

When he finally sees you he’s stunned, so of course, you had to run up and tackle hug him. Like moirails do, ya know.

He later has to man up and pull you aside, and of course ask you to be his matesprite. You, again, don’t know what that means cause like. WHO LISTENS TO KARKAT??

So you tell eridan to wait for a hot second as you run off, of course he’s defeated and starts to walk away as you literally TACKLE HIM and say yes

Karkat is annoyed that you keep bothering him with your stupid questions on quadrants, but he’s happy that eridans happy. The guys been moody and sad for a while, it’s good to see the guy happy

He loves shoving his relationship is solluxander’s face. He literally carries to and laughs at sollux as he runs off

Most dates are spent sitting around in eridans “room” and just like, sitting. Talking, mostly about how you miss your planets. You both made empty promises to show eachother your planets.

You need to help this guy with his self esteem issues. He’s Lusus failed to teach him any better.

He’s also really clingy, but just say the word and he’ll get off of you. He just loves being around you. He never really had anyone to be his and who loves him

Plz hug him bb

His kisses are quick and passionate! He comes up to you and takes up ten seconds of your time with a kiss

Hi, this is my truest time really using tumblr and I’m hella bored so fuck yeah let’s do this.