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sorry to bother you again so soon but,,, I recall you mentioning one John Egbert was touchstarved... may I smother him with affection and compliments?
Please do oh my god. Also I don’t mind! Request as much as you want! I’m making this both fanfic style and headcannons so enjoy!
Touch starved John Egbert
John wasn’t answering your texts, it worries you to no end. He hasn’t talk to anyone in days. That’s why you’re currently running towards his house at full speed. Barging through the door, you got no answer. You looked around. No one. You walked up stairs and heard sniffles coming from his room. You immediately ran inside. What if he was hurt? He was laying on his bed in a featal position. Crying. You immediately ran over to him and cradled him in your arms, “hey john? Are you okay?” He didn’t reply.
You starts to kiss away his tears. “You’re going to be okay. You’re so amazing. Please, I love you.” He still didn’t say anything to you as he held onto you. He kissed your cheek and neck lovingly as he cried onto you. “Thank you.”
John was, to say the least, so estatic you were there.
You cared about him enough to come to his house and comfort him. He wanted to stay in that moment forever.
The way you complemented him and held him in your arms just made him feel. He felt amazing, refreshed for the first time in a long long time.
He asked you to stay the night. You did. He held onto you all night. And now? He’s always hugging or holding your hand whenever he can. You love him. And he loves you. He just... doesn’t know how to say it yet
Dave and/or john sudy budry headcanons?
Study buddy headcannons
Dave strider
Dave absolutely takes it way to seriously, but for ironic purposes.
He makes sure you understand and highlights the imporant things for you. You don’t understand? Dont worry, he’ll help you.
He smiled a bit whenever you understand something thanks to his help. Just let his cool kid facade fad for a second.
He’s deffo holding your hand under the table.
Hes really good with history and math and well, sucks at most other things.
If it ends up running long he’ll take you to go get some food with him, even before you start studying he’ll buy you some food. sense he barely gets fed his always egar to go out and eat with friends.
He’ll hit yout forehead and call you dumb whenever you don’t understand something after the fifth explination
John egbert! :B
John has never taken anything seriously in his life dont expect him to start now.
He laughs at how hard you try and whenever you tell him to take it seriously he says
No listen Y/N i have an amazing strategy
And what is that Egbert?
Its called.... having a phone
EBGERT THIS IS OUR BIOLOGY MIDTERM ITS IN PERSON
cringe
Oh my god John you’re going to fail this midterm.
He mostly convinces you to drop it and it realy just ends up turning into a date. He puts all the books away and then you guys grab some food and go run off into some closed park and swing on the swingsets until you’re kicked out or have to run away
But he will try his best. He’ll listen whenever you’re teaching him something or genuinely having trouble.
And usually redirected you to rose or dave for help.
meme image i took too long to draw. also some of my headcanons yay
john is the token straight cis
aw, silly john eggbar! Fun fact: this was my first homestuck drawing ever :)
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B33< Junejasprose/June Egbert x Jasprosesprite^2/ June♥️Jasprosesprite^2 stimboardddd >3<
B33< I genuinely don't know why I made this I wuz just bored😦
B33< But live laugh love rarepairs <3
(B33< Panel edit by me btww X3)
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boo ...
AH!
crazy how no one (ive seen) talks about how the breath players in homestuck have fire assosiations with them like john has a fire place always lit and his dad always smokeing and tavros has fucking pyrokentics like???
crazy how no one (ive seen) talks about how the breath players in homestuck have fire assosiations with them like john has a fire place always lit and his dad always smokeing and tavros has fucking pyrokentics like???
Testicular torsion :3
WHEN U AND UR FRIEND ARE OBSESSED WITH THE SAME SHIT
@cafedamenace-imanidiotngl