Heyhey! I Just Wanna Ask If U Can Do Some Zebruh Headcanons? (if Ur Comfortable With It Bc I Know Some

Heyhey! i just wanna ask if u can do some zebruh headcanons? (if ur comfortable with it bc I know some people don’t like him) and ur writing is rlly good, keep up da good work bro! :)

I FUCKING LOVE ZEBRUH HES LITERALLY MY FAVORITE HIVESWAP CHARACTER OH MY

❤️Zebruh Codakk general headcannons❤️

So you’ve landed on alternia with your good friend MSPA reader

They basically went around and befriended a bunch of weirdos, assholes, and best of all pains in the ass.

So after becoming friends with one of the COOLEST people you’ve never met, *cough cough* polypa

You ran into the BIGGEST FUCKING ASSHOLE Zebruh Codakk, or should I say PAIN IN THE ASS

He was so fucking annoying, at least, to you. reader was obviously uncomfortable with him but they weren’t going to say anything. They were too nice.

He kept saying weird things with emojis to them, he barely paid attention to you. He didn’t even look at you. So you just ignored him.

Eventually he and reader became friends, with both of you walking away. He eventually began to run into you even when reader wasn’t there.

He actually turned out to be pretty aright. He had funny jokes and whenever he “flirted” with you, you could just laugh it off

He found you very very interesting.

He loving being around you and talking to you because he couldn’t believe he found someone who could stand him.

And as your friendship one month anniversary, you got him marvus’ signature cause like, who doesn’t want that?

He eventually being to feel very red for you, resulting in him avoiding you and ignored whenever you called

His Lusus and you found this very annoying.

His Lusus cause he had to hear zebruh cry every night and complain about how “♠️they’d never be red for me♠️”

And you well because you thought he hated you.

You ended up doing was marching over to his house- HIVE and having zebra dad open the door

You demand he tell you why he was ignoring you and I quote,

“♠️well isn’t it obvious! You don’t return my red feelings! So I had to make sure I wouldn’t catch anymore!♠️”

*faceplam*

“Zebruh I’m red for you too-“

“♥️REALLY?!♥️”

You get tackled and kisses all over your face.

His Lusus is just glad he finally got off his ass

They man loves to help you with EVERYTHING. You have literally moved into his house, reader didn’t want to because of friendship confidentiality

He loves being around you 24/7

He does give you space though, he’s considerate of you and your h u m an needs

His kisses are so long and passionately. He loves kisses I’m sorry to tell you.

HE LOVES IT WHEN YOU PLAY WITH HIS HAIR JUST LIKE ♥️👄♥️ THATS HOW HE LOOKS AT YOU

His dates are like sTUPID expense with tons of gifts

He has toned down his flirting with other people, simply, because they’re not you. He wants to be with you for as long as you’ll have him. He really does love you.

hey thanks for doing my vriska request! can I get sleepover party with Dave? thanks!

Sorry it took me a little while. I was trying to recover from crying my eyes out to my boyfriend. 😳😳 also if you wanted this to be fanfic style please just request again

Dave Strider sleepover headcannons

Dave will not let you sleep. Do not expect sleep. You will be disappointed

He loves to wake you up just as you’re about to fall asleep. Just like any shitty friend would.

He’s so excited to have you over. He’s literally jumping in glee, privately no one can see how excited he is

Once you’re actually there. He asks if you’re hungry, if you are he’ll ask if you want to make dinner with him. If not he’ll ask if you want to watch a movie

The movie is the Lorax I dunno what you expected, the raps are fire. He’ll bring you into a cuddle fort and well, cuddle you. Don’t tell anyone though he needs to keep up his cool kid facade

He gives you some of his apple juice as he tells you some stupid fart joke as the movie ends. After that he’ll go out of a second and get some more snacks and anything to make music with.

He starts to rap for you. It’s fun and sweet to see him defenseless. Oh did I mention he has his shades off? Well he does. He trusts you that much

Expect Minecraft, and if you beat him or kill him (I’d you’re not playing in a public server) expect a fight you can’t win. A pillow fight.

You guys stay up all night. Mostly talking about stupid shit like farts. You both eventually fall asleep.

Sleeping till noon mf.

When you wake up. He’s cuddling you. One of his best friends. If you can, just fall back asleep and hug back

my gender is a mistake

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John Egbert general headcannons

have you ever SEEN someone so loving? No. He literally loves you so much

You both meet on Earth, before sburb

He introduces you to all of his friends

whether or not you’re An online friend or depends on how quickly your relationship progresses

If you’re an online friend you’re going to have to wait till sburb to start

Which means you’ll meet each when you’re both finally godteir. But if you’re an irl friend he’s going to make you spend the entire game with him

It’s not even in the “I want you as mine and only mine” he just wants to protect you. Sburb is dangerous and he just wants to keep you safe

When you’re both together on the asteroid he was just so confused on why he was so jealous whenever you talked to anyone! He just watched from and far and went to complain to rose.

“I don’t know why I feel so jealous when they talk to karkat!”

“Maybe it’s because you’re in love with them”

“I’m WHAT?!”

Ceo of being a stupid idiot

One he realizes his feelings he makes stupid pranks for you to slowly figure out his feelings, like leaving you roses which squirt water

He starts being nicer to you too. He starts being less him, which sucks.

“Hey! Umm... do you want to,,, ya know... go on a date...?”

“John, if course! But is this why you’ve been acting so strange? I love you, not this persona you put on. I love you.”

He’s crying.

Now if you’re a male, remember he’s the CEO of internalized homophobia so if you want to date him you’re going to have to help him first, this goes for you too my female and enbies, he’s been raised with toxic masculinity and he always has to force his smile. So be caring and patient.

Once you start dating you’re going to have to help him with his nightmares. He has a lot of dreams of his dad and he sometimes feels like he isn’t enough. He’s numb to a lot of things so you’re going to have to support him

Dates in the sky. What can I say? He tries to impress you. He literally makes a table and chairs out of wind. One time you almost fell and died

Yeah that was fun.

You didn’t talk to him for the rest of the day

CUDDLES with every literal limb of his body, if you try to leave he pulls you back in with the wind and keeps you there for a few minutes

But if you’re uncomfortable with body touches or cuddles he mostly just holds Your hand and kisses you gently on the cheek

He would never make you uncomfortable

He loves playing pranks on you to get your attention! Just silly sweet ones. Like leaving chocolate and letting you step on it.

He loves giving you long drawn out kisses whenever he can

Overall, 10/10 would recommend CEO of being babey

Dirk x Anxious!Supportive!Reader x Jake

💚 God, Jake is so happy!! He's so happy you love him back - and Dirk, too, heh - but mostly him!!! He's so glad that you're so supportive and understanding, and even encouraging of his behavior towards you! And it's such a relief to not have to do something drastic like kidnap you or anything like that. You really ARE perfect!

🧡 Dirk was happy too, don't get him wrong - ecstatic, actually, borderline euphoric - but unlike Jake, he felt more… Guilty. He loved you so much, and felt horrible about taking advantage of you like this. It broke his heart. But his need for you to be all his (and Jake's) was far more overpowering than his moral quandaries.

💚 They're more than willing to stay inside with you - all day, every day, FOREVER!!! - just curled up together on the couch or bed, with you smushed between them. Jake is more vocal during this, running his fingers through your hair and telling you how much he loves you and complimenting you, waxing poetic about your love. Dirk, however, is much more quiet. When he's holding you, snuggled into your side, and breathing in you scent, that is his own personal heaven. It's perfect. You're perfect.

🧡 If someone comes looking around, asking where you are, Dirk will most likely be the one to confront them. It'll be casual, and if they ask him if he knows where you are, he'll deny it. He doesn't know why he needs to lie. Neither him nor Jake kidnapped you - you came to them of your own free will. But… he doesn't want anyone trying to see you but him or Jake. You're theirs… Plus, he doesn't want anyone getting hurt because of him, because Jake isn't as much of a pacifist as Dirk.

💚 If Jake sees that this person is still looking around for you, he won't hesitate to disappear into the night and come back bathed in blood. A body, almost completely filled with bullets and dotted with bullet holes will be found the next day. It feels so good to Jake to kill for you!!

🧡 Also, these boys have been isolated for most of their lives, so don't expect to get even a second alone. And they're both just as clingy and anxious, so they understand how you feel! If you ever get upset or anxious, please vent to them! They want to help and love you so much! All they want is for you to feel loved and happy!