Heyhey! I Just Wanna Ask If U Can Do Some Zebruh Headcanons? (if Ur Comfortable With It Bc I Know Some

Heyhey! i just wanna ask if u can do some zebruh headcanons? (if ur comfortable with it bc I know some people don’t like him) and ur writing is rlly good, keep up da good work bro! :)

I FUCKING LOVE ZEBRUH HES LITERALLY MY FAVORITE HIVESWAP CHARACTER OH MY

❤️Zebruh Codakk general headcannons❤️

So you’ve landed on alternia with your good friend MSPA reader

They basically went around and befriended a bunch of weirdos, assholes, and best of all pains in the ass.

So after becoming friends with one of the COOLEST people you’ve never met, *cough cough* polypa

You ran into the BIGGEST FUCKING ASSHOLE Zebruh Codakk, or should I say PAIN IN THE ASS

He was so fucking annoying, at least, to you. reader was obviously uncomfortable with him but they weren’t going to say anything. They were too nice.

He kept saying weird things with emojis to them, he barely paid attention to you. He didn’t even look at you. So you just ignored him.

Eventually he and reader became friends, with both of you walking away. He eventually began to run into you even when reader wasn’t there.

He actually turned out to be pretty aright. He had funny jokes and whenever he “flirted” with you, you could just laugh it off

He found you very very interesting.

He loving being around you and talking to you because he couldn’t believe he found someone who could stand him.

And as your friendship one month anniversary, you got him marvus’ signature cause like, who doesn’t want that?

He eventually being to feel very red for you, resulting in him avoiding you and ignored whenever you called

His Lusus and you found this very annoying.

His Lusus cause he had to hear zebruh cry every night and complain about how “♠️they’d never be red for me♠️”

And you well because you thought he hated you.

You ended up doing was marching over to his house- HIVE and having zebra dad open the door

You demand he tell you why he was ignoring you and I quote,

“♠️well isn’t it obvious! You don’t return my red feelings! So I had to make sure I wouldn’t catch anymore!♠️”

*faceplam*

“Zebruh I’m red for you too-“

“♥️REALLY?!♥️”

You get tackled and kisses all over your face.

His Lusus is just glad he finally got off his ass

They man loves to help you with EVERYTHING. You have literally moved into his house, reader didn’t want to because of friendship confidentiality

He loves being around you 24/7

He does give you space though, he’s considerate of you and your h u m an needs

His kisses are so long and passionately. He loves kisses I’m sorry to tell you.

HE LOVES IT WHEN YOU PLAY WITH HIS HAIR JUST LIKE ♥️👄♥️ THATS HOW HE LOOKS AT YOU

His dates are like sTUPID expense with tons of gifts

He has toned down his flirting with other people, simply, because they’re not you. He wants to be with you for as long as you’ll have him. He really does love you.

your john stuff was rly cute🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

When bae likes your stuff 😻😻

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John Egbert general headcannons

have you ever SEEN someone so loving? No. He literally loves you so much

You both meet on Earth, before sburb

He introduces you to all of his friends

whether or not you’re An online friend or depends on how quickly your relationship progresses

If you’re an online friend you’re going to have to wait till sburb to start

Which means you’ll meet each when you’re both finally godteir. But if you’re an irl friend he’s going to make you spend the entire game with him

It’s not even in the “I want you as mine and only mine” he just wants to protect you. Sburb is dangerous and he just wants to keep you safe

When you’re both together on the asteroid he was just so confused on why he was so jealous whenever you talked to anyone! He just watched from and far and went to complain to rose.

“I don’t know why I feel so jealous when they talk to karkat!”

“Maybe it’s because you’re in love with them”

“I’m WHAT?!”

Ceo of being a stupid idiot

One he realizes his feelings he makes stupid pranks for you to slowly figure out his feelings, like leaving you roses which squirt water

He starts being nicer to you too. He starts being less him, which sucks.

“Hey! Umm... do you want to,,, ya know... go on a date...?”

“John, if course! But is this why you’ve been acting so strange? I love you, not this persona you put on. I love you.”

He’s crying.

Now if you’re a male, remember he’s the CEO of internalized homophobia so if you want to date him you’re going to have to help him first, this goes for you too my female and enbies, he’s been raised with toxic masculinity and he always has to force his smile. So be caring and patient.

Once you start dating you’re going to have to help him with his nightmares. He has a lot of dreams of his dad and he sometimes feels like he isn’t enough. He’s numb to a lot of things so you’re going to have to support him

Dates in the sky. What can I say? He tries to impress you. He literally makes a table and chairs out of wind. One time you almost fell and died

Yeah that was fun.

You didn’t talk to him for the rest of the day

CUDDLES with every literal limb of his body, if you try to leave he pulls you back in with the wind and keeps you there for a few minutes

But if you’re uncomfortable with body touches or cuddles he mostly just holds Your hand and kisses you gently on the cheek

He would never make you uncomfortable

He loves playing pranks on you to get your attention! Just silly sweet ones. Like leaving chocolate and letting you step on it.

He loves giving you long drawn out kisses whenever he can

Overall, 10/10 would recommend CEO of being babey

Here’s a giant master list of my master lists

Homestuck

Hiveswap

Creepypasta

Sprite edits!

RULES

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