Im Super Busy This Week And I Won't Have Time To Continue Writing On Headcanons BUT I'm Going To Post

im super busy this week and i won't have time to continue writing on headcanons BUT i'm going to post some incorrect quotes for the next few days😌

Mammon as J-HOPE — DYNAMITE

Satan, to Belphegor: Lately, Lucifer has gotten into Dad Jokes, and the worst thing is that Mammon actually likes them.

Lucifer: I had a nice vacuum cleaner but I had to sell it.

Lucifer: It was just gathering dust!

Mammon, laughing hysterically: THAT'S WHAT IT DOES!!!

Belphegor: Every time I think this hell can't get any worse, life finds a way.

Exorcist: Hello, I'm here to get rid of the demon you called me about?

MC: I didn't call an exorcist?

Lucifer, absolutely done with everything: I did, get me the fuck out of here.

Lucifer can be really sweet sometimes...💖

Birthday Dinner chat, from the Quality Time For Two UR card.

Imagine this:

What if Mammon, behind everyone's back, treats his Raven familiars like babies.

After the Audio Drama with Mammon's baby voice, I just cannot unsee the image of the greed demon craddling a huge ass raven like a baby in his arms, blowing kisses and mimicking bird noises.

The ravens like to playfully steal his shades and Mammon can't even be seriously annoyed when they hop around, glancing back every now and then at their master, cawling as if calling him to come play along.

Although they are his familiars, they are also his worst nightmare. After his feelings towards MC becomes apparent, they will NOT leave MC alone.

That means, MC suddenly having one of the ravens land on their shoulders as they carry something on their beek that MC has pointed out to like while hanging out with Mammon. ("That is such a silly thing to like" he said "you're such a simple human" he said).

And on many ocasions, everytime he denies his feelings while hanging out with MC outside, any Raven at range will just suddenly yell "TSUNDERE" and probably even to a little dance if Mammon spots them and screams at them to shut up.

The ravens are always following MC around, both giving them back lost pens and being the thief themselves.

MC could probably even teach them a few tricks in exchange of treats, Mammon for sure has done it before.

In the end, it's just a really precious sight to catch Mammon crouching down to talk to young ravens who are learning how to fly and giving them a pep talk like a P.E. coach.

"Ya gotta keep goin lil' fella! Even if the world goes against ya, ya can do it! Ya gonna be great, like The Great Mammon!"

Who needs kids when you can have feathery babies and a very, very great, Papa Mammon.