Imagine This:

Imagine this:

What if Mammon, behind everyone's back, treats his Raven familiars like babies.

After the Audio Drama with Mammon's baby voice, I just cannot unsee the image of the greed demon craddling a huge ass raven like a baby in his arms, blowing kisses and mimicking bird noises.

The ravens like to playfully steal his shades and Mammon can't even be seriously annoyed when they hop around, glancing back every now and then at their master, cawling as if calling him to come play along.

Although they are his familiars, they are also his worst nightmare. After his feelings towards MC becomes apparent, they will NOT leave MC alone.

That means, MC suddenly having one of the ravens land on their shoulders as they carry something on their beek that MC has pointed out to like while hanging out with Mammon. ("That is such a silly thing to like" he said "you're such a simple human" he said).

And on many ocasions, everytime he denies his feelings while hanging out with MC outside, any Raven at range will just suddenly yell "TSUNDERE" and probably even to a little dance if Mammon spots them and screams at them to shut up.

The ravens are always following MC around, both giving them back lost pens and being the thief themselves.

MC could probably even teach them a few tricks in exchange of treats, Mammon for sure has done it before.

In the end, it's just a really precious sight to catch Mammon crouching down to talk to young ravens who are learning how to fly and giving them a pep talk like a P.E. coach.

"Ya gotta keep goin lil' fella! Even if the world goes against ya, ya can do it! Ya gonna be great, like The Great Mammon!"

Who needs kids when you can have feathery babies and a very, very great, Papa Mammon.

Satan: "Ladies and gentleman" - too long, unnecessarily gendered, honestly boring

Satan: "Pretentious bastards" - inclusive to all, intense, honestly byronic

MC: Satan no-

Belphie: No no, he has a point

levi stans are getting treats this halloween, huh? his song is coming up, and then his ur+ card hhhh i can't stop looking at his animation, he looks so happy and confident

Reacting to MC who Sleeps in Awkward Positions

demon bros reacting to mc who sleeps in weird and funny ways that's actually really comfy for mc😴

Lucifer

Does a little double take because he can’t believe you’re able to stay asleep so soundly while being in such uncomfortable looking positions.

Will wake you up to tell you to fix your sleeping position.

After the first few times of you insisting that you're very comfortable with the way you sleep, he stops waking you up.

Still moves you quietly in your sleep though, he's just afraid you'll hurt your neck or something.

He tucks you in, fixes your blanket so you won’t get cold, and kiss your forehead before going back on his way, maybe chuckling under his breath from the funny poses you make in your sleep.

Mammon

If you just happen to fall asleep in funny positions like sleeping upside down on a couch or unintentionally doing a pose in your sleep, he just laughs about it.

Maybe takes some photos about it and teases you later when you wake up.

If you fall asleep with your limbs bend around in weird angles, he’s going to freak out a little.

Will immediately wake you up and make you move to better positions.

Keeps checking in on you for the next few hours to make sure you don’t move back to your weird sleeping positions.

Leviathan

He thinks your sleep positions are hilarious.

Takes a picture of you and send it to the House of Lamentation group chat.

“Look at the way this normie sleeps lol”

After you wake up, he will ask you if you're comfortable sleeping in such uncomfortable looking positions.

If you say that you're uncomfortable, he’ll wake you up the next time he finds you sleeping awkwardly. If you say that you're comfortable, he won’t do anything about it.

Satan

A bit concerned, but if you say you're comfortable, he’ll just nod and accept it.

He’s a bit fascinated about it though, in a somewhat clinical way.

Like, what makes you sleep that way? Is there a psychological reason behind this? Does sleeping in certain positions has any benefits for your human body?

The more strange and uncomfortable your sleeping positions, the more amazed and curious he is.

Will just put a blanket over you without moving you from your funny and strange positions.

Asmodeus

Immediately wince when he sees the way you sleep.

“Oh, that cannot be good for their body!”

Will wake you up softly and guide you to a better position, even if you insist that you were comfortable.

He just can’t stand to see you sleep in such uncomfortable positions.

Offers to sleep next to you and holds you really close to him, just to make sure you don’t move to another awkward position of course ;)

Beelzebub

He’s used to Belphie who sleeps like all his day job is a contortionist.

Will just take a seat beside you and continue eating his snacks.

Although, if you fall asleep in a position that is uncomfortable looking enough to make him wince a little, he'll slowly and quietly try to move you into a better position without waking you up.

Otherwise, he'll leave you alone.

If you complain about hurting your neck or something from sleeping the wrong way, he’ll wake you up the next time you sleep awkwardly.

Belphegor

He sleeps in inconvenient places and in extremely uncomfortable looking positions all the time. He gets it.

Knows that it most likely is much more comfy than it looks.

Won’t let anyone wake you up just to make you move positions. He knows he hates it when someone wake him up just to make him move; he doesn't want your sleep to be disturbed.

“They're fine, they’re sleeping, don't bother them.”

Definitely joins you and sleeps beside you in an equally awkward position.

Mammon as J-HOPE — DYNAMITE

omg it really took me 100 dvs to get that levi ur+😔

didn't get the beel ur+ but i got levi's card, mammon's, and maxed the skill level of all the SRs cheat cards so i guess it's not so bad. witchy snek boi card is what i really want anyway😌