Writingforfunsies - Defense Attorney Of Mammon

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once when i was six, a crab pinched my toe and instead of crying because it hurt, i was crying because my family wouldn’t let me keep the crab

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Lucifer, exhausted, only getting two hours of sleep in three days: *opens up a cereal box*

Lucifer: *grabs a bowl*

Lucifer: *opens up milk*

Lucifer: *pours milk into their hand*

MC:

Lucifer: No, no, give me a second. I know something is wrong. Just give me a second, I'll figure it out.

Silly Things You Fight Over

here, have some petty fights with lucifer, mammon, levi, and belphie 😤😤

finally got back to writing after two whole weeks of midterms. got a bit of writing block so this is some writing warm ups to get the creative juices flowing💫

Lucifer

You keep forgetting to turn off the lights at night, he keeps forgetting to close cabinet doors, and someone keeps keeps stealing the hangers from your respective sides of the wardrobe. (It’s actually both of you.)

Somehow, he always takes the trash out 3 seconds before you need to throw something away and it frustrates you to the Celestial Realm and back.

Can you believe that you actually have had fights about who’s more tired between the both of you…

Also, you know the kind of fights where the two of you are agreeing to somethig but neither of you realizes it until one goes, “Wait, why are we arguing about this? We’re both saying the same thing! Neither of us wants to go to Diavolo’s party!” and then you both kiss and go on with your lives. That’s it. That’s your kind of fights.

Mammon

If you so much as look at the TV remote when he’s watching his show…

Once when you were playing monopoly, you bought the property he wanted and he sulked for the rest of the day. This happens every single time you two play monopoly.

“You squeeze the toothpaste from the bottom of the tube, not the middle!” “It’s just toothpaste!”

Both of you once had a full blown fight about how to spend hypothetical lottery winnings. It was apparently hilarious to the rest of the House of Lamentation and they never live it down.

Leviathan

I kid you not, the two of you once had an argument about the last slice of pizza and it escalated into a sword fight (because of course Levi keeps TSL swords in his bedroom). It was a fun and exciting duel until Levi broke the cursed vase in the hallway and Lucifer found out about it. Now you have a rotation schedule on who gets the last slice of pizza.

“How much percentage do you have?” “12% but—” “Give me the charger!”

Every week, on game night, you always fight over who gets which controller, even though they’re both the same, identical controller.

One time, you watched one (1) episode of anime without him and Levi wouldn’t talk to you for three whole weeks because “you cheated on me, MC! I trusted you!”

Belphegor

Belphie: *wakes up after an eight-hour sleep* “And another thing—”

Catch the two of you having a blanket tug of war and grumbling to each other in half-asleep states until one of you decides to roll over and flop on top of the other to get some body warmth.

You watched Inception with Belphie one night and the two of you had a long, heated debate that dragged on for weeks over whether the guy was still dreaming or awake at the end of the movie.

Belphie and you once got into an un-good-natured pillow fight, complete with feathers flying, sheets thrown across the room, and a lot of yelling. At one point Belphie even tried to throw his mattress at you. Lucifer was livid at the mess you both made, especially when he heard that it was all because “you” were being mean to Belphie in a dream.

SOBS N FALLS TO GROUND

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the only two things i can cook are eggs and instant noodle that’s it😂

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hello, lovelies!💖

it’s been a while since i wrote something here, RL has been very hectic for me these past few months. thank you for still following me, i’ll hopefully have more time to continue writing headcanons again now!