Silly Things You Fight Over

Silly Things You Fight Over

here, have some petty fights with lucifer, mammon, levi, and belphie 😤😤

finally got back to writing after two whole weeks of midterms. got a bit of writing block so this is some writing warm ups to get the creative juices flowing💫

Lucifer

You keep forgetting to turn off the lights at night, he keeps forgetting to close cabinet doors, and someone keeps keeps stealing the hangers from your respective sides of the wardrobe. (It’s actually both of you.)

Somehow, he always takes the trash out 3 seconds before you need to throw something away and it frustrates you to the Celestial Realm and back.

Can you believe that you actually have had fights about who’s more tired between the both of you…

Also, you know the kind of fights where the two of you are agreeing to somethig but neither of you realizes it until one goes, “Wait, why are we arguing about this? We’re both saying the same thing! Neither of us wants to go to Diavolo’s party!” and then you both kiss and go on with your lives. That’s it. That’s your kind of fights.

Mammon

If you so much as look at the TV remote when he’s watching his show…

Once when you were playing monopoly, you bought the property he wanted and he sulked for the rest of the day. This happens every single time you two play monopoly.

“You squeeze the toothpaste from the bottom of the tube, not the middle!” “It’s just toothpaste!”

Both of you once had a full blown fight about how to spend hypothetical lottery winnings. It was apparently hilarious to the rest of the House of Lamentation and they never live it down.

Leviathan

I kid you not, the two of you once had an argument about the last slice of pizza and it escalated into a sword fight (because of course Levi keeps TSL swords in his bedroom). It was a fun and exciting duel until Levi broke the cursed vase in the hallway and Lucifer found out about it. Now you have a rotation schedule on who gets the last slice of pizza.

“How much percentage do you have?” “12% but—” “Give me the charger!”

Every week, on game night, you always fight over who gets which controller, even though they’re both the same, identical controller.

One time, you watched one (1) episode of anime without him and Levi wouldn’t talk to you for three whole weeks because “you cheated on me, MC! I trusted you!”

Belphegor

Belphie: *wakes up after an eight-hour sleep* “And another thing—”

Catch the two of you having a blanket tug of war and grumbling to each other in half-asleep states until one of you decides to roll over and flop on top of the other to get some body warmth.

You watched Inception with Belphie one night and the two of you had a long, heated debate that dragged on for weeks over whether the guy was still dreaming or awake at the end of the movie.

Belphie and you once got into an un-good-natured pillow fight, complete with feathers flying, sheets thrown across the room, and a lot of yelling. At one point Belphie even tried to throw his mattress at you. Lucifer was livid at the mess you both made, especially when he heard that it was all because “you” were being mean to Belphie in a dream.

I feel like satan's a little over hyped in the fandom tbh (is this an excuse to see you talk about your fav? maybe)

satan is far from over hyped and I will tell you why (because your right, he is my favorite through and through.)

satan is often just compared to lucifer, and yes we all know that he came from the demon, but theyre not at all the same person. I feel as if when people talk about satan they often will say "ya he's nothing like lucifer" but then still compare him.

satan became his own person, which is astounding to think about considering that he was the only brother to be born straight from his cardinal sin. he developed an amazing personality that not only encompasses his want for knowledge but also the dynamics of someone who holds himself highly. i love that he can be so full of himself sometimes because it's his own, he takes what he's good at and he thrives, all the way down to even the butler event he knew he was good at what he was doing. his pride completely differs and it stems more from his happiness of what he's learned and taken in. satan may be the avatar of wrath but deep down he has the most joyous personality.

despite the fact that satan holds himself as a dignified person, he's way more naive than people realize. he's a book smart demon and he knows the most clinical way of information, but his actual experiences with certain things are more shy and tamed, as if he's attempting to take in information first before fully diving into something. despite this though, it's shown how incredibly charming he can still be, technically being a socialite of a demon.

his relationship with the mc has so many dynamics to it, and it's honestly the healthiest out of the brothers. whether you want just something platonic or romantic, he treats the mc as a friend nonetheless. while he may lose his temper from time to time, he's always quick to apologize (not talking about before your pact tho) when he's calmed down- which is communication. he likes to spend time with the mcdoing things that he enjoys because he feels he can fully share these experiences with the mc. i mean, honestly he feels he can share anything with the mc because he believes that they actually want to understand him.

satan is also the only brother who didn't know lilith and even though he acted happy and excited as everyone else after the events in lesson 16, I truly wish there was more to his actual thoughts on the matter. i believe satan has fully come to like the mc because he truly appreciates them, as they are, and not their relation to lilith. (though the events in lesson 16-17 have other issues, I believe this is another one)

i think im just rambling at this point, but these are my genuine feelings towards satan and i love him.

send me an opinion and i'll argue that you're wrong.

Beelzebub: This doesn't have to be a big deal. Whoever took my fries, just come forward and all will be forgiven.

Leviathan:

Asmodeus:

Mammon:

MC:

Beelzebub: Smart. You knew I'd never forgive you.

moira. (satan x reader)

au where soulmates have one another’s names tattooed on them. wrote this as a warm up so it’s short, but i hope you enjoy it✨

When you were born, your mother saw the name written on the inside of your right wrist and he fainted, clutching the cross around her neck. Your father cried for his child’s fate. 

Since then, they tried their best to make sure you go to church every week, teaching you how to fold your hands and pray, encouraging you to read the bible until you remember its content inside out. “You can still be saved,” your mother said to you one Sunday after the sermon as your father talked with the priest in a worried tone.

You don’t mind. You think it’s a great opportunity to learn about your soulmate, or at the very least, your soulmate’s species. You drink up every narrative about demons—the Legion, the demon in the desert, the snake with the forbidden fruit, and anything that is nowhere near holy. You don’t stop there though. Studying demonology books, secretly meeting up with witches, searching anywhere for any clues about your soulmate.

And so, years later, when you find yourself taken to Devildom one evening, you’re not as scared as they expect a human might be.

“...and that one there is Satan, the fourth eldest of us.”

Your eyes meet striking green eyes and the demon returns your smile with a knowing one. “Nice to finally meet you.”

hello! just wanna give y'all an update!

it's midterms week for me and i'm afraid i won't be posting any headcanons until my midterms are over. i'll be back next week though! thank you for your patience and support everyone!💕

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