Brendanadkinsanswered Yourquestion:Performing Ridiculous Masculinity?

brendanadkins answered your question: Performing ridiculous masculinity?

Roll again and describe a flashback explaining your manpain!

Funny you should mention that. Instead of Spout Lore, female adventurers get the basic move Don't Worry Your Pretty Head. On a hit, a man tells you what you need to know.

Hey, Astrophysicists!

An astrophysics blog where I can talk about black holes and stuff.

Hope for the future is a blog about astrophysics written by a 10 year old girl.

"SHOW ME YOUR PUSSY"

This might be the weirdest, most amazing, most brain-breaking tumblr I've seen in a long, long time. It's like Escher Girls as interpreted by a race of cat aliens who don't understand sex. (Super nsfw, obviously.)

Re: your excellent flowchart about the mindnumbing, repetitive comments about Tropes vs. Women: all the cookies and confetti for you!

It's kind of impressive how much critics of TvW read from the same script.

(Yay cookies!)

AUGH!!! NO! JUST NO! DO NOT WANT.

Vince submitted:

Lightning from the Final Fantasy series has always been a female character I liked in video games. Good news is she is returning in a third game featuring her. That is awesome! It looks like you play dress up with her for combat, that could be cool, I guess - kinda weird, but I’ll go with it. Also weird is that the game director and character modeling designer wanted to ‘enhance’ her appeal. AND YES! THEY WILL JIGGLE! 

http://www.dualshockers.com/2013/07/27/more-information-on-lightnings-boob-job-in-lightning-returns-ffxiii-emerge-yes-theyll-jiggle/

Q: Is it true you said you wanted Lightning-san’s size from a C cup to a D cup?

Nobuhiro Goto (Character Modeling Designer): Toriyama-san said “I want it bigger” so…

Motomu Toriyama (Director): [What a] cop-out! (laughs)

Goto: Yes, it was enlarged.

Q: Was it a C cup until now? Does it even jiggle this time?

Goto: Yes!

Toriyama: It’s determined by clothing, like the so-called corrective underwear. (laughs)

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Dengeki Online‘s report of the Q&A provides further details:

Q: I heard that the chest Jiggles?

Goto: Yes, her chest jiggles. Since everyone can decide what costume she’ll wear, you can make sure it does (laughs). By the way, since Lightning swings her arm when you change her weapon in the menu screen, that’s a recommended action for sure-fire jiggling! To see it even better it could be useful to equip a small shield. Look forward to it!

Geez…

I’m super upset by this.

Nice to know where their priorities are for re-designing her, and that they’re really excited about how you can dress her in specific clothing to watch her boobs jiggle when she fights.

This past weekend I was lucky enough to go to GenCon. Among the many, amazing games that I got to play, I was lucky enough to participate in a long-form game of Apocalypse World, which is only the best tabletop roleplaying game in the history of forever. Yes, better than mine, by a factor of one million.

This game gave me, like, all the feels. So I might be bombarding you with drawings that I haven't been able to get out of my head, over the next little while. I also took a lot of photos, of things both good and bad, and might post links to my blogging exploits elsewhere. Sadly, a playtest of SexyTime Adventures did not happen. But that's okay. You can't have everything.