This Post Right Here. This Is The Tea!

This post right here. This is the tea!

Okay so there's a poll about who the most overworked character is and good lord isn't that Lucifer????

• He's the single mother of 6 terrible children (8 if you count Lilith & MC)

• He (canonically) has to actively stop his siblings from burning down the house and tearing down the walls

• He's an immortal being who's going grey because of all the bullshit he's going through

• Beel is eating him out of house and home

• Levi floods the entire house at the slightest provocation

• Satan and Belphie and MC have an entire club dedicated to making his life harder

• MAMMON ONCE BET THEIR HOUSE AND LOST

• Mammon has angry mobs of people after him and they take it out by cursing his family and making it Lucifer's problem

• MC has 0 self preservation and Lucifer has to actively work to stop them from killing themself via pulling a stupid stunt

• Lilith had no filter and insulted Michael to his face and you know Lucifer had to deal with that too

• He's this 👌 close to becoming an alcoholic to cope

• Pre-Fall his brothers were terrorising the other angels in the Celestial Realm and he had to deal with that as well

• He has so much trauma from Falling that he thinks he needs to always keep his insane family in line, he can't let them take even a step out of line, because he thinks they'll be killed - so he's constantly stressed about that but obviously they're all troublemakers and so he usually ends up having to fix their problems as well

• His employer/best friend is whimsical and hyperactive and constantly running away from his job so Lucifer ends up saddled with his work as well

• He barely sleeps at night and when he does he falls asleep at his desk while working

• He constantly forgets to eat

• His family is always going through a weekly crisis that blows up in his face

• There's a whole audio drama showing just how much he's constantly pestered by his brothers

• He's part of the governing party of an entire realm

• He also has to deal with Mephisto constantly sneering at him

• After all that he also has to deal with racism, because you know the nobels aren't letting the ex-angel shit go

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Overworked Blorbo Battle Round 1 Poll: 34

Mc:*on their way to bake some hot shit*

Lucifer: Why do I hear Boss Music?

Mc who grew up in a bad area with not much to go around

Mc who now has seven rich demon brothers, a demon prince and a butler, a sassy wine aunt, three angels, a sorceror and a reaper to spoil her

Mc who has a mini panic attack when they give her anything expensive

Mc who nearly faints when Mammon gets them new high-end stuff.

Mc who marvels at Levi's gaming consoles and rare merch

Mc who very reluctant to try on the branded clothes Asmo gets them

Mc who nearly cries when Beel cooks them food and makes sure they eat their fill

Mc who adores the new bed that Belphie got them, saying that the old one was too rigid and stiff

Mc who loves reading Satan's rare collection of books and chilling with his fluffy cats

Mc who feels nauseous even touching Lucifer's pens

Mc who gets suffocated with Lord Diavilo's constant flow of gifts

Mc who's showered with baked goods and treats from both Barbatos and Luke

Mc who gets the nicest little trinkets from Simeon from the Celestial Realm

Mc who goes down on the Demonus Mestopheles stocks up cause it tastes like caprisun

Mc which Thirteen treats like a fashionista

Mc who Solomon always tries to cook for them (please don't) but still appreciates it

Mc who cant let go of her new-found family

If anybody has seen this song, you know it was a great, if not the greatest, song in the movie. It sends such a powerful message.

Mc: "If I died, what would yo—"

The brothers: "It's funny how you think death will save you from this relationship"

Mc:".....at least I won't die"

Hello, Im bored. Exams are coming soon. What do I do?