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I automatically imagine MC as a trainer's version of Demimon (Demi+pokemon) yelling "Diavolo I choose you!"

My Chaotic MC Ep. 3

Luke must be protected

*some demon ass bullying Luke*

MC: “Prepare your anus you dick head” literally ready to throw hand with a demon

Luke: “MC No!”

Demon: “and what are you gonna do human?”

MC: *literally summons one of the strongest demons in Devildom (up to you but for me 💯 Lucifer lol)*

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Bonus: receives lecture about summoning them to protect Luke

MC: “first of all I was threatened and second of all that is my child and third of all I don’t remember there being rules to when I can summon you”

-Vex👶🏼

Chibi Bunny solomon

Happy Easter to Obey Me Fans!

Mc who grew up in a bad area with not much to go around

Mc who now has seven rich demon brothers, a demon prince and a butler, a sassy wine aunt, three angels, a sorceror and a reaper to spoil her

Mc who has a mini panic attack when they give her anything expensive

Mc who nearly faints when Mammon gets them new high-end stuff.

Mc who marvels at Levi's gaming consoles and rare merch

Mc who very reluctant to try on the branded clothes Asmo gets them

Mc who nearly cries when Beel cooks them food and makes sure they eat their fill

Mc who adores the new bed that Belphie got them, saying that the old one was too rigid and stiff

Mc who loves reading Satan's rare collection of books and chilling with his fluffy cats

Mc who feels nauseous even touching Lucifer's pens

Mc who gets suffocated with Lord Diavilo's constant flow of gifts

Mc who's showered with baked goods and treats from both Barbatos and Luke

Mc who gets the nicest little trinkets from Simeon from the Celestial Realm

Mc who goes down on the Demonus Mestopheles stocks up cause it tastes like caprisun

Mc which Thirteen treats like a fashionista

Mc who Solomon always tries to cook for them (please don't) but still appreciates it

Mc who cant let go of her new-found family

Midnight chaos with MC and Solomon ft. Diavolo

*Guess who had a dream and turned it into a crackfic p.s I can't do Diavolo justice I'm sorry*

*MC lying in bed late at night about to fall asleep but their D.D.D rings*

"Solomon what the f-"

"So I kinda made a mistake when booking our tickets"

My mind flashed to the poster up in the Devildom's shopping district, Phantom of the Opera, Devildom rendition written in metallic gold.

"We're seeing the Musical tomorrow what about it?"

I could practically hear Solomon's sweat drop as dry laughter came from my D.D.D

"I may or may not have accidentally booked the midnight premiere tickets and can't get a refund..."

"But...that's tonight"

"..."

"...I know...."

"..."

"..."

"..And one ticket costs 1,200 grimm.."

"..."

"...I know...."

"..."

"..."

"meet me in front of Purgatory Hall in 15 minutes"

I scanned the time on top of my D.D.D. '10:56 pm' it says

"See yah there Sol"

Looks like I'm sneaking out.

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"Hey Sol, you have them?"

Said sorcerer smirked before lifting his cape revealing the damned tickets

"Safe and sound"

"Does Simeon know you're out?"

"Does Lucifer know you're out?"

Playful laughter erupted before we regained our composure.

"Alright MC shall we get goi-"

"My my, Never thought I'd catch the chaotic duo on campus at midnight"

Our heads whipped to the source of the new voice only to see Lord Diavolo smiling cheerfully arms crossed.

"L-lord Diavolo, we can explain-"

"I want in on whatever you two are planning"

...Wait what?

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"That was amazing! Who knew humans could write such an intricate narrative!"

"I guess that's just what we have to offer compared to Angels and Demons"

"I have to say... the Devildom's Rendition made the story more intense than it was intended"

"I personally liked it that way"

"MC you like anything that's even remotely gory"

"Don't you think the marquee lights look splendid this early in the morning"

Diavolo's right, they do look amazing in the dark environment.

"I know! Why don't we take a 'selfie', I always wanted to take one!"

Diavolo gleefully whipped out his D.D.D pulling me and Solomon into the frame.

"Say Cheese!"

*Snap*

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"YO GUYS! Check out Diavolo's Devilgram!"

"Levi why bother with the Prince's social media?"

"Wait is that MC and Solomon..!?"

"wHAT?!?"

Guess who snuck out at midnight with the humans to watch the premiere of Phantom of the opera!😁 @monSOLO @McSpade

✨Let's Make Devildom Cuisine!✨

Starting with....

Daikon's "Death by Chocolate" Brownies!

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(These brownies are super rich, hence the "death" part, so you'll need a glass of milk)

Ingredients

(Brownie batter)

1 stick of unsalted butter

1/2 cup of white sugar

1/2 cup of brown sugar

2 eggs

1/3 cup of dark chocolate cocoa powder

2 teaspoons of vanilla extract

1 tablespoon of honey

1/2 cup of flour

1/2 teaspoon of salt

1/4 teaspoon of baking powder

1 bar of dark chocolate (chopped into little pieces)

Instructions

Preheat your oven to 350°, and lightly grease an 8 inch square pan with cooking spray or oil

Melt the butter in the microwave, and combine it in a bowl with your eggs, vanilla, honey, and both sugars. Mix until it's all blended well.

Add in all the dry ingredients carefully (cocoa powder is fine as hell and can make you choke so be careful), then mix thoroughly until there are no lumps

It might slide around the bowl and look disgusting because of all the butter but I promise it'll be fine. Add your chopped chocolate pieces, and pour it into your pan, spreading the batter evenly.

Bake for 27-30 minutes. Stick a toothpick in the center and if it comes out clean, it's good! If not, bake for another five minutes at a time.

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✨Chocolate-Espresso Drizzle✨

Ingredients

1/2 cup of milk chocolate cocoa powder

1/2 cup of brown sugar and 1/2 cup of white sugar

1/8 teaspoon of salt

1/4 cup of water and 1/4 cup of espresso, COLD

1 1/2 teaspoons of vanilla

Instructions

Whisk together your cocoa powder, salt, and the sugar until it's all smooth and lump-free. Add it to a saucepan and add in your water and espresso, stirring it all up

Bring the mixture to a boil (on medium heat) while stirring CONSTANTLY. Once it starts boiling, lower the heat so it just starts to simmer (that means baby boil) for about 30 seconds.

The sauce is gonna be hella liquidy and might be two different colors, but that's normal! It'll thicken up as it cools down 👍

Drizzle a spoonful over your brownie and voila! You're ready to eat! You can also add the extra syrup to milk or on top of ice cream if you wanna

ok no but all the mentions of human world food in obm have me thinking:

Who is making literal deals with the devil?

What do they trade human goods for?

What is the Grimm/USD exchange rate?

I don't think that the value of a Grimm would be that much in human terms because economic development (especially the way we mean it) probably isn't such a priority in the Devildom?

(correct me if I'm wrong haha)

Idk, I just think it's funny

Lore II - A Disrupted Balance

<-------(Lore I)-------«

In their strive towards complete and total conquest, both the Celestial Realm and the Devildom began to bolster their power. In an attempt to banish the shadows, the Celestial Realm needed to shine brighter than ever before. And in order to drown the light, the Devildom needed to summon vast darkness. With both realms attempting to take the upper hand of the now-imbalanced ring of power between the realms, each side began to take drastic collateral damage.

»-------(Lore III)------->

Helldown Day and the Canon Power Balance

So, a large part of this AU has to do with the power balance of the realms being severely disrupted and altered. My canon basis for the fragility of the magic balance was originally the Ring in season two, but I just remembered that Helldown Day exists. Helldown Day is a far better example, in my opinion. While The Ring showed how the power of the realms in general can go horribly awry, Helldown Day shows explicitly that the magic of each realm must be regulated.

If Helldown Day is needed to protect the three realms in canon, then imagine how horribly awry the magic would go not only if Helldown Day were abolished, but the realm’s magic was intentionally bolstered each and every day?

I find it very interesting to think about the implications of Helldown Day in the context of this AU.

Welcome to THE DEVILDOM REGION

Obey Me! x Pokemon !!

Welcome to Devildom !! A world full of powerful demons and their powerful pokémon! Collect a team and challenge the 8 siblings 7 demon brothers to earn Pact Badges, grow stronger, and get closer to defeating the Champion and getting out of here. Be warned; you may find danger, mystery, tragic backstories, and even love along the way !!

Meet the Champion, Professor, Rival and more in part 2 of this post. Coming out whenever I get around to finishing it.

Welcome to THE DEVILDOM REGION (part 2!)

Obey Me! x Pokémon !!

Welcome back to Devildom !! Meet the rest of the characters you’ll encounter along your journey!

Other than the 7 gym leader brothers, you’ll have to battle; Diavolo, Prince of Devildom and Champion of the Devildom Pokémon League. Get tips and train with regional pokémon professor Barbatos. Defeat the admins of Team Celestial, Simeon and Luke, as they attempt to persuade you to quit the gym challenge. And battle your human rival Solomon as you race to collect pact badges during this adventure !!

MC : *picking up a fish* How will henry eat this? He's a goldfish...

Levi : Just give it to him and you'll see

MC : *throws the fish at henry*

Henry : *turns his head into a big sea monster and captures the fish*

MC :

Levi : See? He got it!

MC : HENRY ISN'T A GOLDFISH?!

Levi : He is, but a special one!

Henry : *turns his head back to normal*

What if MC turned into a frog thou, would Lucifer kiss it? I'm curious 😂

Lucifer : . . .

MC : 🐸

Lucifer : Are you absolutely sure that If I kiss MC right now they will turn into a human again? *Furrows eyebrows*

Levi : Yep!!! Absolutely! It almost always works in the animes, I'd say 70% of the time

Lucifer : That doesn't sound convincing.

Levi : A true loves kiss will break the spell, or—

Lucifer : No way, Beel here you go. *accidentally hands it to Diavolo thinking he was Beel*

Diavolo : . . .

Diavolo : *kisses the frog* I love you very much, please turn back to normal

MC : *poof, turns into human*

Diavolo : *smiles at them*

Lucifer :

Levi :

Levi : See?! i told you! Look who's the real man, lord Diavolo loved MC enough to give them a kiss!— wait a minute—?!

MC : In exchange for a pact with you I immediately give you my soul

Diavolo : *shocked* MC, No-! ! !

Mephisto : Deal. *Makes a pact with MC.*

Mephisto : *about to kill MC and take their soul* Goo-

MC : *gives Mephistopheles candy called ”My soul“* here you go.

Diavolo :

Mephisto :

Mephisto : *trying to process that he just signed his life away pretty much and got tricked*

Diavolo: Ahahah! *Sighs in relief*

Solomon :

Solomon : I'll use that...

Mammon : I made a pact with MC first! Why did ya idiots make a pact with em?!

Levi : I had to

Lucifer : I just did.

Belphegor : *flashback to when he killed MC*

Satan : Because I wanted to. *glares at Lucifer*

Beel : because they're MC

Asmo : Because of their power!!

Mephisto : I got tricked into it.

Michael : I wanted it

Diavolo : I had to do it if I wanted to be closer to them, otherwise I would have had almost no chance to realise my deep feelings for them and confess my love to them, I had to be close to support them through their hardships, I had to be able to protect them if they were ever in danger, therefore they ca—

Barbatos : My lord, that's a whole love confession right now.

Diavolo : I'm practicing... To confess...

Luke (grown) : I just guard MC?

MC : This has nothing to do with why you're all here, Why the heck are you all in my living room?! I understand why Luke is here but what the fuck guys???

Solomon : Weird...

MC :

MC : Where did YOU come from Solomon?!

Raphael : It appears we're all here

The demon king : Pests.

Mammon : I'm the first man!

Mephisto : I'm the best man!

Luke : I'M A GROWN MAN!

Simeon : I'm MC's fiancé and guardian And Luke, you're still a little boy

Luke : I'm not a little boy!

Asmo : UGHHH! I'M THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN.

Beel : I'm MC's man.

Belphie : I'm the boyfriend.

Lucifer : I'm the first husband.

Michael : I'm the better husband.

Diavolo : I'm the fiancé

Barbatos : I'm the royal butler and assistant of MC. Including their beloved.

Levi : I'm their best friend and otaku boyfriend!

Satan : *scoffs* I'm their favourite husband.

Raphael : I'm the new boyfriend

Mammon : JUST GO AWAY, MC DOESN'T WANT ANY OF YOU, MC DOESN'T WANT YA. GO AWAY

Luke : DON'T YOU DARE RAISE YOUR VOICE AT ME YOU STUPID DEMON, I'M MC'S MOST BELOVED TREASURE AND FAMILY!!!

Lucifer : Someone get this dog to stop barking *Glares at Simeon*

Adin : I regret asking who you are

MC : *silently crying because they just wanted to watch TV*

Solomon : Did I mention I'm the best boyfriend?

Demons be like ; be careful not to wrong any of the human exchange students, one is a very powerful sorcerer and the other has pacts with all 7 lords of hell! They're very dangerous! They're also friends with the angel exchange students and the future king.

Meanwhile the demons & their friends ; Mammon was turned into a dog, AGAIN. Levi is sobbing on the floor because Luke keeps on beating him at some board game, Satan is trying to strangle Asmo for getting makeup on his book, Beel is eating the couch. Belphie is laying on the other side of the couch which Beel is eating. Lucifer is trying to stop the usual madness that is going on, Simeon is complaining about the couch, Diavolo is trying to start a sleepover, Barbatos is making food for all of these loud annoying kids.

The dangerous humans ; MC and Solomon have gotten into a physical fight with eachother in the kitchen while trying to help Barbatos cook and are now rolling on the floor and trying to slap wheat flour on eachother's faces while casting spells and using wooden spoons as swords.

MC : So, when I die... You will come pick me up?

13 : Yes.

MC : What happens after that???

13 : Marriage.

MC :

13 :

MC : I'm dying right now—

Lucifer : MC!!!

MC : LUCIFER!!!

Lucifer : MC!!!

MC : LUCIFER!!!

Raphael : Why are they yelling at eachother?

Solomon : They're trying to assert their dominance.

Lucifer : *grabs MC and throws them across the room out of frustration*

Solomon : Have you ever seen a flying sheep before? *chuckles*

Raphael : ...*internally facepalms*

Raphael : I don't like you.

MC : That's ok-

Raphael : I'm not finished talking so politely close your mouth.

Raphael : I love you.

MC : Aw..? I love you too

Solomon : or you could just yell "SHUT UP MC" it's less words.

Raphael : If you don't shut up I'm going to pierce you with my spear.

Solomon : Yes that works too.

Raphael : ...

Solomon : ...

Solomon : Wait, that was directed towards me... wasn't it?

5 year old MC

13 : I've decided to adopt MC.

Lucifer : No.

13 : MC needs an ACTUAL mother.

Lucifer : MC doesn't. And MC has enough fathers that could take the role.

13 : Oh?

13 : You mean 3 chaotic kids, one angry bookworm, one makeup obsessed chick, a giant who would probably eat them and one overworked "single mom"?

Lucifer : Did you just call me an overworked single mom?!

13 : You instantly got that.

13 : Anyway, MC needs an actual mom therefore I'm taking em with me.

Lucifer : As if I'd give MC to you.

Mephisto : *crashes through driveway with a car* HEY, I TOOK THE CHILD, LET'S GO.

Lucifer : ?!!!

MC : *happily sitting in the backseat with Raphael and waving at Lucifer* HI LUCI!

Raphael : ...

Lucifer :

Lucifer : *turns into his demon form*