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The Moon is Lovely, Isn't it?

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8 months ago

Hidan: God, I can't stand those mystery ball snack machine things.

Obito: Huh?

Hidan: They suck. You spend so much money trying to get the one you want and it don't even taste good in the end!

Obito: Y... you're eating them?

Hidan: Duh. The fuck else do you do with snacks?

Obito: ... Hidan those aren't snacks. They're small plastic toys. For kids.

Hidan: ...

Obito: ... how long have you been eating them?

Hidan: ... couple... of years..

Obito: WHAT?!

Hidan: I DIDN'T KNOW! DON'T YELL AT ME!!

Obito: WHAT MADE YOU THINK THEY WERE EDIBLE?

Hidan: THEY WERE SMALL AND KINDA STICKY, I THOUGHT THEY WERE HARD CANDY!

Obito: HOW HAVE YOU SURVIVED THIS LONG?!

Hidan: I DON'T KNOW!!!

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8 months ago

Deidara: *watching Kakuzu from the window, who is shaking the front door handle furiously, shouting and cursing and losing his shit* ... Why's Kakuzu locked out, hmm?

Hidan: *also watching* ... I've been playing Stardew Valley recently, and I read that if you leave animals out overnight, there's a chance they'll get attacked and die. So... worth a shot

Deidara: ... Kakuzu's not an animal Hidan

Hidan: Well he certainly ain't fuckin human

Kakuzu: OPEN THIS FUCKING DOOR HIDAN

Hidan: And he uses such foul language too! We better leave the door closed.

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deidara deidara naruto hidan hidan naruto kakuzu kakuzu naruto the akatsuki naruto naruto shippuden modern au this isn't the first time hidan has tried to get rid of kakuzu and it certainly won't be the last

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8 months ago

✨️ Iconic ✨️

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8 months ago

Neji Bingo: Day 3 - Mission

// @nejiweek24 @gerardwayissexah

// This is a part of my medic au, which was made with the help of @evilkitten3. Below is my card!

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8 months ago

Neji Bingo: Day 2 - Modern AU

// @nejiweek24 @gerardwayissexah

// My card is below!

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nejiweek2024 neji bingo neji hyūga hyuga neji neji hyuuga hyuuga neji tenten tenten naruto rock lee rock lee naruto hinata hyuga hyuga hinata hinata hyuuga hyuuga hinata naruto naruto shippuden x-emeraldsky-x not even going for bingo i'm just trying to get prompts to work for me-

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