I Get It, You Look At The World And ThinkI Dont Wanna Go Out There! Its Scary Out There! And Youre Right,

I get it, you look at the world and think “I don’t wanna go out there!  It’s scary out there!”  And you’re right, the world can be a terrifying place.  But it can be an amazing place too.  It’s full of so many wonderful things.  But if you let fear control you, you’ll never see them.

Nothin’ ta’ lose.

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NEVER.  UNDERESTIMATE.  AN ELRIC

Totally serious dialogue from ep. 24

the year is 2017. a ufo lands in your backyard. out steps a group of aliens.

you gasp. “are you here to find our leader and kill him??”

the alien in front seems alarmed. “no, no, we all come in peace, why would you-”

“oh.” you sigh dejectedly. “i just- we have a really bad president. like really evil bad, i just thought-” you start to tear up.

the alien places a hand on your shoulder. “hey now, it’s okay, maybe you can tell us all about him and we’ll- we’ll see what we can do.”

Amen brethren.

when you open a new tab and can’t remember why

Do ya have a significant other?

I’m significant by myself