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I got oatmeal raisin, which is, in fact, my vibe.
what kind of cookie are you
The last thing I watched was Monkie Kid so... not well.
The main characters in the last show or movie you watched now have to deep-clean your house for you. How does that go?
Me, a Redwall Fan: I mean, yeah, that does, in fact, check out.
I love the Redwall series. It's just: "And then Colonel Wollywosh, the fastest rabbit in all the land, committed a real ass war crime."
This place is a message... and part of a system of messages... pay attention to it!
Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.
This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.
What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.
The danger is in a particular location... it increases towards a center... the center of danger is here... of a particular size and shape, and below us.
The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours.
The danger is to the body, and it can kill.
The form of the danger is an emanation of energy.
The danger is unleashed only if you substantially disturb this place physically. This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.
Also, the China One near my house and the Chopstix near my house used to have distinctly different and really good eggrolls, but both of them started using the same, distinctly inferior kind of eggrolls within the past eight years.
reblog this and tag with a food you no longer have access to (closed restaurant, state you moved away from, ex’s mom’s cooking, etc) that will haunt you until your dying day, mine are the spicy chicken sandwich on the employee menu at the fine dining restaurant I was a prep cook at, and the onion bagel from the kosher place down the street from my house when I lived in the city
If you've every heard of Siciliano's, there used to be one near my house. Everything they served there was so good! It's been closed for at least ten years and the building is now home to an Indian buffet. Just to clarify, I mean India as in the country.
reblog this and tag with a food you no longer have access to (closed restaurant, state you moved away from, ex’s mom’s cooking, etc) that will haunt you until your dying day, mine are the spicy chicken sandwich on the employee menu at the fine dining restaurant I was a prep cook at, and the onion bagel from the kosher place down the street from my house when I lived in the city
This has such "Can I get a waffle?" energy
Me: Hmm.
Me: *looks at apple in hand*
Me: *looks at Sonic the Hedgehog*
Me: Hmm.
Me: *aims*
I mean aren't they already clowns?
magic girl anime but intead of turning into magical girls they turn into clowns
Ballad of the Isekai Protagonist
(To the tune of “You're The One That I Want”)
PROTAGONIST: I got skills, they're multiplyin’ PROTAGONIST: And I'm taking control PROTAGONIST: 'Cause the power you're supplyin’ PROTAGONIST: It's intensifyin’
GODDESS: You better shape up GODDESS: 'Cause I need a champ GODDESS: And my heart is set on you GODDESS: You better shape up GODDESS: You better understand GODDESS: To my heart I must be true GODDESS & PROTAGONIST: Nothin' left, nothin' left for me to do
GODDESS: You're the one that I chose PROTAGONIST: You’re the one who chose me GODDESS & PROTAGONIST: Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey GODDESS: You're the one that I chose PROTAGONIST: You’re the one who chose me GODDESS & PROTAGONIST: Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey GODDESS: You're the one that I chose PROTAGONIST: You’re the one who chose me GODDESS & PROTAGONIST: Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey GODDESS: The one I need PROTAGONIST: The one I need GODDESS: Oh, yes indeed PROTAGONIST: Yes, indeed
GODDESS: If you're filled with conviction GODDESS: You're too weak to convey GODDESS: Meditate on your direction GODDESS: Feel your way
PROTAGONIST: I better shape up PROTAGONIST: 'Cause you need a champ GODDESS: I need a champ GODDESS: Who can keep me satisfied PROTAGONIST: I better shape up PROTAGONIST: If I'm gonna prove GODDESS: You better prove GODDESS: That my faith is justified PROTAGONIST: Are you sure? GODDESS & PROTAGONIST: Yes, I'm sure down deep inside
GODDESS: You're the one that I chose PROTAGONIST: You’re the one who chose me GODDESS & PROTAGONIST: Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey GODDESS: You're the one that I chose PROTAGONIST: You’re the one who chose me GODDESS & PROTAGONIST: Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey GODDESS: You're the one that I chose PROTAGONIST: You’re the one who chose me GODDESS & PROTAGONIST: Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey GODDESS: The one I need PROTAGONIST: The one I need GODDESS: Oh, yes indeed PROTAGONIST: Yes, indeed
GODDESS: You're the one that I chose PROTAGONIST: You’re the one who chose me GODDESS & PROTAGONIST: Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey GODDESS: You're the one that I chose PROTAGONIST: You’re the one who chose me GODDESS & PROTAGONIST: Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey GODDESS: You're the one that I chose PROTAGONIST: You’re the one who chose me GODDESS & PROTAGONIST: Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey GODDESS: The one I need PROTAGONIST: The one I need GODDESS: Oh, yes indeed PROTAGONIST: Yes, indeed
GODDESS: You're the one that I chose PROTAGONIST: You’re the one who chose me GODDESS & PROTAGONIST: Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey GODDESS: You're the one that I chose PROTAGONIST: You’re the one who chose me GODDESS & PROTAGONIST: Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey GODDESS: You're the one that I chose PROTAGONIST: You’re the one who chose me GODDESS & PROTAGONIST: Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey GODDESS: The one I need PROTAGONIST: The one I need GODDESS: Oh, yes indeed PROTAGONIST: Yes, indeed
GODDESS: You're the one that I chose PROTAGONIST: You’re the one who chose me GODDESS & PROTAGONIST: Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey GODDESS/PROTAGONIST: You're the one that I chose/You’re the one who chose me
You are correct!
you didn’t see that
Kirby and the Forgotten Land
Oh to be a strange gnc cloaked person exploring an abandoned world and vibing
(To the tune of the Dragon Tales theme song)
Dragon Snails, Dragon Snails
Y'all it's time for Dragon Snails
Come along and take my hand
Let's all go to Dragon Snail Land
Belling a cat doesn't keep them from sneaking around, it just forces them to learn how to move without setting the bell off.
🦀 time for crab 🦀
today i summoned 11 crabs and then caught all of them! what a harvest
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