Xoftpower#5 X-Files: Pitch Portfolio

Xoftpower#5 X-Files: Pitch Portfolio

Xavier: My god...even my filing system is a hacky rip-off.

Magneto: I think perhaps it’s time to bring in some help on this one Charles?

Bobby: I dunno, I would totally watch like all of these.

Xavier: My god you’re still here.

XoftPower#8 Based on a true story

Kyle: How did Jean-Paul ever have a crush on this guy...?!

Xoftpower#6 Dream Team

Xavier: So as you can see, all of the suggestions so far have been a combination of terrible puns and potential lawsuits. Usually both.

Kyle: I appreciate the offer Professor, but I’m a business manager. I do some PR and media, but I’m not really qualified to be your “tv guy”...

Xavier: Kyle. Kyle, Kyle, Kyle. Do you think Bobby Drake was “qualified” when I sent him to fight international terrorists with snowballs at 14 years of age?

Kyle: I - my god really?

Xavier: But no, you’re probably right. You’re only human after all. Pity. Jean-Paul was so pleased when he heard you were getting involved with our efforts on Krakoa, but I’m sure he will understand...

Kyle: *eyes narrow* Goddammit. Fine.

Xavier: Excellent stuff Mr. Jinadu-Beaubier, wonderful. Anyway, here’s your team, good luuuuck!

Xoftpower#4 Pitch#8 The French Connexion

Xavier: Ok, sure, but is there a plot to this...?

Bobby: Eh, it’s French, does it really need one?

Xavier: *closes eyes* Omega level, omega level...

Xoftpower#3 Pitch#4 X and the City

Emma: I wonder will all of the sex talk be awkward for you dear, given that your father and I used to-

Rachel: Oh don’t worry Emma. I’m sure you have plenty of other material to draw from.

Rogue: Please, y’all know we’ll just be listenin’ to Kitty talk about Mr Big anyways.

Kate: For the last time Rogue, his name is Colossus, and I’m totally over him now. Again.

XoftPower#7 Rule #1

The Fastball Special, a.k.a. A little wolverine goes a long way