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Xoftpower#6 Dream Team
Xavier: So as you can see, all of the suggestions so far have been a combination of terrible puns and potential lawsuits. Usually both.
Kyle: I appreciate the offer Professor, but I’m a business manager. I do some PR and media, but I’m not really qualified to be your “tv guy”...
Xavier: Kyle. Kyle, Kyle, Kyle. Do you think Bobby Drake was “qualified” when I sent him to fight international terrorists with snowballs at 14 years of age?
Kyle: I - my god really?
Xavier: But no, you’re probably right. You’re only human after all. Pity. Jean-Paul was so pleased when he heard you were getting involved with our efforts on Krakoa, but I’m sure he will understand...
Kyle: *eyes narrow* Goddammit. Fine.
Xavier: Excellent stuff Mr. Jinadu-Beaubier, wonderful. Anyway, here’s your team, good luuuuck!
XoftPower#7 Rule #1
The Fastball Special, a.k.a. A little wolverine goes a long way
XoftPower#8 Based on a true story
Kyle: How did Jean-Paul ever have a crush on this guy...?!
XoftPower#9 X-FactorTM
Kyle: It’s funny, because technically mutants had “X-Factor” first, but I guess the x-men were too busy with the civil rights thing to focus on IP rights. And no-one can fight Simon’s legal team.
Shatterstar: *draws swords*
Kyle: *considers it*
XoftPower#10 Himbos in Limbo
Himbos in Limbo, with your Magikal host, Illyana Rasputin
No.1 Chat Show in Krakoa - don’t miss it!
Kyle: I really think this one’s gonna be a hit. You should see the guestlist Illyana’s cooked up
Jean-Paul: And they’ve all agreed to appear?
Kyle: Illyana said it wouldn’t be a problem
Kyle: ...
Jean-Paul: And you were too afraid to ask any more questions?
Kyle: And I was too afraid to ask any more questions.