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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE drop any x-men found family fic recs- all of the major stuff is solely cherik and the first class cast which is so good BUT i want team fluff so badly 😭

Pride month edits for my favorite queer and trans mutants.

Pietro: Hey kid, let me give you a piece of advice.

Bobby: Sure.

Pietro: Marry someone who looks sexy while disappointed.

Scott: *looks at Pietro disappointedly*

Pietro: See?

Bobby: FOUR MONTHS!

Rogue: What is he talking about?

John: Don't worry about it.

Bobby: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU KNOWINGLY WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!!!!!

Bobby: Where's Johnny?

Scott: He said something about buying a flamethrower. By the way, where's Pietro?

Bobby: I don't know where he is, probably with Johnny. And don't you need to be over eighteen to buy a flamethrower?

Scott: Oh god.

Bobby: Oh no!

Bobby: What cute little nickname do you call your husband?

Scott: Pietro.

Bobby: *sarcastically* Adorable.

Pyro: One time my guardians were having a heated argument in the car. Pietro said something that angered Scott and Scott threw his Eurythmics tape out the window with rage. Pietro looked him dead in the eyes and pulled out a second copy of that same tape and put it in the player.

Bobby: Babe. . .

Rogue: How are we cousins and I’ve never heard that story?

Ellie: Mr Maximoff’s, Both of you, I have something big to tell you. Peter: Kid, you know you can say anything to us. We’ve known you for years, and there is absolutely nothing that could dent our amazing relationship. Ellie: Great! Thanks! Well, the thing is, I’m dating Luna. Peter: ... Ellie: Mr Maximoff? Scott: Peter? Peter: YOU ARE SO DEAD

Scott: Er, excuse us for a moment, Ellie.

Pietro: SHE WILL NOT!! MYSLÍTE SI, ŽE BY STE MOHLI PRÍSŤ, A VYHLASUJETE, ŽE STE S NAŠIM MALÝM DIEVČATOM?! VEDIA TVOJI OTCOVIA?!(DO YOU THINK YOU COULD COME AND DECLARE THAT YOU ARE WITH OUR LITTLE GIRL?! DO YOUR FATHERS KNOW?!)

Scott: *drags him out of the room*

Ellie: *can hear arguing and. . . was that a punch? They both seem relatively calm when they come back*

Scott: Now that that’s sorted out-

Pietro: Welcome to the family, Ellie!

Three hours later

Ellie: -and then I heard them fighting! After they did that they came out and said welcome to the family! Did they do that for you?

Bobby: Yeah, but they figured John and I would be a package deal so Mr. Maximoff didn’t argue as much.  Ellie: Huh. Perks of dating the adopted kid, I guess. 

Ask inspired X-Men as tweets, enjoy.

Part 2

marauders missing scene

✨Guess who just read X-Men: Children of the Atom (1999)?✨

Here’s some incorrect quotes for these dumb children that I adore.

— — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — —

*in the Danger Room*

Bobby: Is anyone else scared?

Scott: Not really. I’ve already lived longer than I expected.

— — — — —

Jean: We call that a traumatic event!

Hank, turning to Scott: Not a “Yikes” moment!

Hank, turning to Warren: Or a “Major L”!

Hank, turning to Bobby: Or an “Ooph lmao”!

— — — — —

Warren: How much sleep did you get?

Scott: Like eight.

Warren: Hours?

Scott: Minutes.

— — — — —

Warren: Scott, I don’t know to tell you this, but you’re in love with me.

Scott: I am?

Scott:

Scott: Oh my god, I am!

Hank: What kind of confession am I witnessing?

— — — — —

Scott: Due to personal reasons, I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.

Bobby: Warren said “I love you” and you said “Thank you”, didn’t you?

Scott: The reasons are pERSONAL!

— — — — —

Jean: I can’t believe you’re training today, Scott. Why aren’t you in bed?

Scott, with his voice clearly gone: I feel fine.

Bobby: That’s what we’re going to put on his gravestone. “He felt fine”.

— — — — —

Magneto: I will spare you misguided children if you are able to answer these riddles. He who makes me doesn’t want me. He who buys me doesn’t need me. He who uses me doesn’t care. What am I?

Scott: A child!

Magneto: Jesus Christ that’s dark. Are you okay? Do you need a heart-to-heart talk about this?

— — — — —

Warren: Okay, here’s the plan. First, we set off the fire alarms—

Hank: Warren, we can’t set off an alarm if there’s no fire; we’ll get in trouble!

Warren: Okay, fine. First, we’ll start a fire—

— — — — —

Warren: Do you ever get that feeling when you look at someone and your heart skips a beat?

Scott: That’s called arrhythmia.

Warren: I get that feeling every time I see you—

Scott: You can die from that.

Warren: I know you’re smart, but can you please stop for one second?

— — — — —

Scott: What do you even see in me…?

Warren: You should sit down.

Warren: {takes out an endless list}

Scott: Wha—

Warren: Let’s begin from the first time I saw your eyes (read: glasses) glimmering while you sat next to the class’s window—

— — — — —

Hank: So Jean! Our dear friend and teammate!

Bobby: We just wanted to remind you of how much you love us!

Warren: And how boring your life would be without us!

Jean, completely done: What did you do?

— — — — —

Warren: We’re just…

Scott: Working!

Warren: Yes! We were just working…together…independently…

Jean: So. You two work without your clothes on?

— — — — —

Bobby: We could be killed!

Warren: Or worse, the professor could give us another lecture on “responsibility”!

— — — — —

Warren: I have an idea.

Jean: A good one?

Warren: Let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

— — — — —

Scott: Oh wow, this computer is huge.

Warren: Yeah, almost as big as my dic—

Scott: What?

Warren: —tionary…

— — — — —

Hank: What’s wrong with you?

Scott: Off the top of my head, I’d say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.

— — — — —

Bobby: If I cut off my foot and, like, swing it at you, am I kicking you or hitting you?

Hank: You’ll most likely mentally scar me more than anything.

— — — — —

Warren: {flirts with Scott}

Scott: {flirts back}

Warren: Well, I wasn’t prepared for this outcome.

— — — — —

Xavier: What could be giving you anxiety?

Scott: Umm, let’s see. Every aspect of my life.

— — — — —

Jean: You have no idea how to show affection to anyone!

Scott: That is not true! I hugged Warren once!

Jean: That was a chokehold!

Scott: Same thing!

— — — — —

*after Xavier takes him in*

Scott: Mental health? Zero.

Scott: Am I okay? No.

Scott: Will I be okay tomorrow? Probably not.

Scott: Hotel? Trivago.

— — — — —

Warren, talking to Bobby: My sexuality is more complex, you see. It’s a spectrum.

Scott: {smiles at him from across the room}

Warren: Gay, I’m fucking gay.

— — — — —

Hank, telepathically to Jean: He’s in the kitchen again.

Warren: “Beat three eggs” in what? Hand to hand combat??

Jean: Get him out!

— — — — —

Scott: I like you how I like my emotions.

Warren: Explain?

Scott, whispering in his ear: Buried deep inside me.

— — — — —

Scott: Life keeps fucking me, and I can’t remember the safe word.

— — — — —

Bobby: {holds up rock covered in painted pride flags} Wanna throw this through a homophobe’s window?

Scott: I’m down, but heads up I might fall asleep halfway through. I’m barely awake right now.

— — — — —

Scott: There’s a tiger painted here. It’s got a fierce look on its face, as if to say, “Abandon all hope, all ye who enter here.”

Scott: Don’t worry, Mr. Tiger. Hope and I haven’t been on speaking terms for a while now.

— — — — —

Scott: Have you ever been handcuffed before?

Warren: Wait, sexually? Or by law enforcement?

— — — — —

Scott: I get really nervous when Warren compliments me. Sometimes, I really don’t know what to say.

*later*

Warren: You look beautiful today.

Scott, panicking: Happy Birthday—

— — — — —

Hank: Please, that is utter terminological inexactitude.

The rest of the o5:

Hank: {sighs} That’s bullshit, fuckers.

— — — — —

Jean: How many times do I need to tell you guys this? Pick up any trash you find and don’t leave it lying around! It’s not that hard!

Warren: There’s no need to talk about Bobby like that; he’s right here.

Bobby:

Jean and Hank: Warren, no—

Scott: Geez, Jean, you could’ve just asked me to leave and I would’ve.

Jean and Hank: SCOTT, NO—

— — — — —

Warren: You’re pretty cute when you’re nice.

Scott: What am I when I’m not nice?

Warren: Hot as fuck.

— — — — —

Warren: Hey, remember that time I accidentally walked around telling everyone I got a hentai tattoo instead of a henna tattoo?

Bobby: You mean the best day of my life?

Bobby: I recall.

and the answer is yes im annoying and no i will never shut up. now watch these tiktoks.

matt murdock

remus and tonks...

captain america bnw 2

endgame 2 3

cherik and florida

hugh jackman let me bite u 2 3 4

no way home 😥😥

splatty

daenerys targaryen is... the prince who was promised (if u watch got pls watch this edit)

more cherik I CANT I NEED UGH STOP 2

pls do me all day captain

oo that sounded really bratty! 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

lol stucky was never casual hahahah except its not funny

andrew garfield. thats all.

sexy boy rj lupin

like one hour long wanda edits 2 3

guess what else wasnt casual...

i love u bobby 2

my fav lesbian witch (and her show) 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12

thunderbolts 2

marauders

ok so in conclusion i love me some edits!

Marvel's Voices - Pride #1

Being Iceman’s boyfriend and having fire/heat powers would include…

Requested: Nope!

Warnings: Ever so slight mention of sex, little mention of homophobia, small kink mention (overall very very fluffy, I promise)

A/N: So I decided to start writing for X-Men characters and I was contemplating who to start with and I chose Bobby! Mainly because he’s absolutely adorable and I have a lot of nostalgia around Shawn Ashmore’s version! Also I really want to write soft mlm content with him, I don’t really see stuff for him in the X-Men writing fandom, let alone LGBT content so I wanna do my boy right! Got the X-Man with a boyfriend with contrasting powers idea from my buddy @darlingkitt ! Anyway I hope y’all enjoy, especially my fellow Bobby fans out there! :)) 

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