How Many Bows Do You Own?

How many bows do you own?

As someone who owns a hair salon for drones that does have a box of bows that customers are free to take one, that would count as at least 2000? If you mean only my ones for me, a solid 250 and rising. I keep getting them as gifts, I buy some, I find some in the abandoned stores that survived the planet explosion. So, in total? 2250 plus the 5 I wear usually.

So... I might have a problem ^^;

You run a robot hair salon? What's that like?

Well, most of the time, they just order nylon wigs by texting me and then sending me some money through paydrone or cashbot. Then I start with a stretchy wig cap on a drone mannequin head and start rooting in some white nylon, cutting it a little longer than the desired length just so I can style it perfectly later. Then it goes into a vat of dye for some hours, I put on some latex gloves and wring out as much of the excess dye before I leave it to dry. Once it's ready I box it up and deliver it myself or have them pick it up. But my favourite is when drones actually come in, because while I make them feel handsome, cool, pretty, or however they want to be, we get to chat and gossip and I get to give advice sometimes! It's so nice just chatting up a storm with a client.

Most of those times, they need a colour touch up or highlights. Sometimes I may need to do a trim or two, nothing too usually.

If some drone wanted to do something more drastic, I'd probably suggest getting it made as a wig because once it's cut it's a nightmare to stick nylon back together, and forget trying to save a human hair wig unless the drone wearing it has the solver OS in them (if you recall, despite the battle damage, J's hair has grown back -stops herself from getting all gay-)

Sorry, I'm infodumping again, aren't I? ^^;

Thanks for the question, it was fun to answer this

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I remember picking these in the spring time. They smelled so nice and I loved how pretty they were. They also were nice to use in baking and tea.

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