Okay, That Was Pretty Funny, Anon!

Okay, that was pretty funny, anon!

Hi, I'm looking to set up a delivery of hair dye to Styles by Tessa. I'm going to need you to phone to confirm with head office however. Please reach out to my supervisor, Ms Two-Tone. Her number is 867-5309

-calling the number-.... Is this some kind of joke? Seriously? Jenny by Tommy Tutone? You're soooo funny I forgot to laugh.

Please don't bother me, I'm trying to do my job.

"Alright, let's go then," Tessa followed Vanessa outside and locked up the shop before continuing on to find whatever this creature was that could maybe help bring her J home.

"So... practical question... did you happen to see any... dark shapes that are roughly humanoid wandering around... might have glowing red shapes where the eyes might be?"

N-No? I've been crying most of the day, Vanessa... what's going on?

Her silence turned into a cheerful squeal of delight before lifting up the slightly taller worker drone in her arms. "JAYBIRD!" the teal haired drone exclaimed, crying digital tears of joy. She pleaded lovingly, "Please, please let this be true, and not just a dream."

The First Sight - @xxrobotessaxx

The worker drone rubbed her LED screen, the bright light shining on her from the desk lamp above was bothering her. "Five more minutes..." she groaned, laying back down on her side. Wait... what? She turned over, scanning around with her platinum LED eyes until she finally saw the drone Tessa with the pale blue eyes. "I guess I'm no longer just the protectress in your dreams then?"

Sitting still through the whole gentle brushing, she felt also safe, like this was home again, yes it was different, yes that wasn't truly her J, but... this would have to do, until her Jaybird would fly home, if that would ever happen, but, she at least had J back for now. "I've always loved this part of my day, J, luv," Tessa admitted, slightly swinging her legs back and forth after lifting her knees higher so she could do that, "just a break from everything, just you and I." She trilled with a happy giggle as she fidgeted with part of her bangs, "Thank you again, for helping mend me when you were taller, it's a gift I appreciate every day."

The First Sight - @xxrobotessaxx

The worker drone rubbed her LED screen, the bright light shining on her from the desk lamp above was bothering her. "Five more minutes..." she groaned, laying back down on her side. Wait... what? She turned over, scanning around with her platinum LED eyes until she finally saw the drone Tessa with the pale blue eyes. "I guess I'm no longer just the protectress in your dreams then?"

This is the project I was working on... I have a J once again close by, but... other Js are welcome to interact with me too ^u^ the more the merrier.

Serial Designation J - 73554 Reporting for Duty!

@xxrobotessaxx brought me into existence. I am a software copy of the J Tessa once knew. However in that J's absence from her disappearing, my Princess Tess needed someone for emotional support. She went out to the corpse spire and found pieces for me, however, due to my nature of being made with spare parts, my internal battery has a fairly shortlife, so I have a battery bank backpack. Don't think that means I'm some "little girl's toy though" I could still kick your ass like week the old interns you are. Especially when I go into battle mode (top right of the image) utilizing the spare legs from the original J and one surviving gauntlet as well as my broadsword. If you wish to bring harm to Tessa, then you will have to endure me... However, if you mean no malice, then we shouldn't have any issues.

NSFW not allowed, at all! Semi Selective, but don't be afraid to message anyways If you want both RoboTessa and I to join you, just let us know. Don't be mean if you don't want to be treated mean back.

@nate-doorman-elliot we're good, I might be mean sometimes but I know that Tess likes you lots so, you're safe.

Hi, I'd like to book an appointment, last name Bee, first name Kit

-writes it down in pencil- I don't know if this one is a joke or serious, but... I have you noted down for Wednesday at 6pm CDT.