I Had To Get Her To Let Her Guard Down By Bombarding Her With Compliments But Mission Accomplished.She

I had to get her to let her guard down by bombarding her with compliments but mission accomplished. She wanted me to brush her hair but she was being all tough and pretending she didn't like that. So on the right is Jay Bird (J) and she's gloating about her lushious long radiant hair.

And on the left is ME! The girl who knows that her gloating is 100% true!

inspired by @seraphont's latest comic

Oh.... OH SHIT UZI'S DEAD?! THIS IS VERY BAD

Yoink

*rips out your core* this your core or did I yoink the wrong organ?

×Is literally dead.×

-proceeds to have a giggle fit in the snow before hugging N and J both- I'm so happy! I'm so happy! Yes you two are disagreeing like when I was alive but, yay, we're all together again!

Okay, if you had to kiss one of the following drones which would it be? Uzi's Dad, N, Thad, or RoboTessa?

You gave me the worse options known to man. I cant even express how terrible these options are.

Like, KHAN?? He’s too old for me and he has a wife (who’s objectively much better looking, EVEN IF SHES A CRAB).

N….I’d rip out his teeth with my own.

Thad is a no. . I’m not going to explain it’s just, no.

Obviously I’d kiss Tessa, but this felt somewhat rigged. You gave me the worse options, a old father, a useless coworker, and the guy I almost killed with V. GIVE ME MORE WOMEN (I’m not lesbian tho)

for sure me -laughs a little- because it would be nice

It's ok J. You don't decide if you're gay. WE DO. YOU'RE GAY.

How popular is this decision?! How many of you think I’m gay?!

HOW MANY OF YOU THINK IM GAY!?

HOW MANY IS “WE”

Thanks to the comic by Seraphont, I have a strong urge to brush Jaybird's long pretty silver hair now. Oh goodness me, why am I like this -sad_Tessa_noises.mp3- it's not fair! Why is J so pretty?

-she got between the two- no fighting, please don't fight.

Okay, if you had to kiss one of the following drones which would it be? Uzi's Dad, N, Thad, or RoboTessa?

You gave me the worse options known to man. I cant even express how terrible these options are.

Like, KHAN?? He’s too old for me and he has a wife (who’s objectively much better looking, EVEN IF SHES A CRAB).

N….I’d rip out his teeth with my own.

Thad is a no. . I’m not going to explain it’s just, no.

Obviously I’d kiss Tessa, but this felt somewhat rigged. You gave me the worse options, a old father, a useless coworker, and the guy I almost killed with V. GIVE ME MORE WOMEN (I’m not lesbian tho)