Ok But If The Costumes Didn't Weirdly Heal Up During Their Catfight In The Void, They'd Probably Be Half

Ok but if the costumes didn't weirdly heal up during their catfight in the Void, they'd probably be half naked by the time they were done rocking the sex van. Like those greasy tits (and probably that hairy ass) could have popped out on the screen halfway through the movie.

We were robbed of greatness, we were robbed.

Deadpool doing something freaky with his little regrowing baby hands

Wait, what freaky things could he possibly do with his little hands??? The first thing I thought was this:

“No…we can’t do this…” Wade mumbled, expression suddenly twisting as he gave a full-body shudder, “I mustn’t…what about my beautiful wife…”

Logan wondered what was going on inside that chaotic inferno Wade called a brain. He was probably dreaming about sex, the sick fuck.

“Wait, please don’t cry. I’m sorry…” His breath hitched. There was a pregnant pause, and then Wade moaned out a name—

“Thor.”

Logan’s curiosity fizzled and morphed into something significantly less mild. He snuck a hand between the dickhead’s legs, fingers curling around his unprotected ballsacks, and twisted hard.

(Chapter 3 is here! There's sexy dream Thor in this one)

You might be the only poolverine writer I can enjoy, the others just don't compare, they don't have the level of freak needed maybe.

Oh man *sweats nervously* thanks? Haha, it's a surprisingly wholesome bunch who are shipping them I guess? I honestly expected more freaks. Not sure if mine are dark enough. Even the gangbang one went weirdly wholesome.

Despite being dead inside, I too yearn for a happy ending <3

Shawn Levy, when I FIND YOU. Was this butt pressed on crotch shot necessary? Hell yes

this Logan variant is serving cunt. look at that stance and that mane. dude probably gives aggressive back alley blowjobs with too much teeth for petty cash or something.