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🪷 Postcard from a travelling Li Lianhua, wishing you a peaceful Summer Solstice~ We agreed that the three of us and the dog would wake up early to go fishing, but it seems like we woke up too early again!
Artist: 呼葱觅蒜 on weibo; reposted with credit as requested.
Someone will escort me.
THE DOUBLE 墨雨云间 (2024)
Wang Xingyue for Men’s Uno China, June 2024
The fearsome yiling patriarch
Di Feisheng appreciation post
YOU ARE TELLING ME THIS SAD PUPPY AND SULKY CAT ARE THE SAME PERSON???
Duke Su longing for our FL while practicing swordplay in the rain shirtless is literally what the romance genre was invented for.
AAAAAA!
Meanwhile Li is also thinking of him. In a rose bath. This is SO gloriously extra!
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after a couple days of fdb and dfs finally sharing the upstairs bed, hulijing decides to join them
the thing is, despite the drooling and farting and midnight strangling, dfs is sleeping better than he has most of his life. it takes him back to the moments of when he and the 3 kings and wuyan were still poor and young, and they would huddle together in abandoned buildings for warmth. they took turns being restless sleepers. there was never a night someone's leg didn't end up in someone else's face.
maybe it's because of that, the weight of someone he, perhaps, trusts pressing him down without ill intent is just the comfort he needs for him to finally let go. dfs slips past his dreams of blood and hunger and drifts away into true rest.
The Double 墨雨云间 (2024) Dir. Bai Yun Mo, Lu Hao Ji Ji, Ma Shi Ge – Ep. 17
hey no wait. hang on, wait. wenjing is like, explicitly the secret sword, right, the one basically no one knew about, it's part of the reason the court is like 'mmk seems legit' when fang doubing is like ~I am totally for real his disciple~ because he knows about the sword at all
but li xiangyi/lianhua is clearly like. practiced at using the sword, which does not move like basically...any other weapon. that man has spent a fuck lot of time training to and straight up developing how to use a sword that is basically the most unswordlike sword to ever sword. that sword is like a slap bracelet with bladed edges that can also cut through....anything? nearly anything?? it does not move or react like your standard mostly rigid bar of folded metal sword, is the gist here.
which brings me to two, semi-related, points:
when saintess rocks up to steal di feisheng from the zombie cave and also is like 'I'm going to kill you uh actually lol nope fuck that I'm outtie peace bitches', is that literally the first time she's even got a hint that li xiangyi/lianhua has a sword that is basically nigh impossible to block because it can straight up bend around obstacles? (obstacles such as, say, anyone else's sword) if yes, no fucking wonder she's like mmmm I see no thank you I need to go wash my di feisheng's hair, so busy, catch you later because like. how the fuck do you even deal with that. a guy who should have been horribly and messily dead literally a decade ago rocks up and is like 'I lived bitch! also surprise, I have a sword made of glowing Go-Fuck-Yourself metal', like, I too would fucking split! you would only be able to find me by the cartoon dust cloud left in my wake. RIP to everyone else in the jianghu but saintess is making the objectively correct choice here, which is wild because, like. saintess.
how many people's last fucking moment was seeing throat cutter, probably glowing and covered in their blood? because like. Li xiangyi clearly used it! enough to be good at using it. enough to know that it glows blue when there's blood on it, even if he apparently was just like sometimes swords just glow for reasons I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. so. if no one outside of sigu sect high command knows that wenjing exists*, that means everyone else who ever saw that sword -- which there has to have been people, given that li xiangyi was out there uhhh using it -- those people who saw it presumably also uh. died. in a pretty confirmed kinda way. likely via....that sword. throat cutter** indeed
*and not even all of the inner sigu sect command folks knew about li xiangyi having it! they're pretty explicit that five people total know about the sword, which is the four court heads, and then presumably either qiao wanmian or xiao zijin, but not both of them (which, lmao, what the hell were sigu sect internal politics for real), and even that's if we assume shan gudao is not being included in the count because he's "dead"
**yes I know it's a reference to a friendship/relationship you'd cut your throat for per @murderedbyhomework's recent great meta, but also, like. it's still a cut throat, y'know? words can have multiple meanings, and also this is mostly a pun on the name. the rest of the post stands as is tho.
Feihua Most Unhinged Moment Tournament: FINAL ROUND
Tournament Masterpost
Propaganda:
Option 1: Di Feisheng writing 'If Found Return to Li Lianhua' on his hand
You've been investigating how everything went so wrong ten years ago. You've determined that someone has been working behind the scenes to drive a wedge between you and your... husband rival ex... rival for their own benefit. The lead you have is the crazy lady that's obsessed with you, but she couldn't have done it herself.
You're this close to finding out who she's working with and being rid of her for good when the guy shows up to save her, stabs you in the side, and poisons you with something you can feel will ruin your lifelong progress in martial arts.
Do you go to your personal bodyguard? No. (Well, maybe you couldn't find him, but still.)
No. You take the time to wrap your dao in rags to disguise it and then you go to the Sigu Sect waterfall and write "Find Li Lianhua' on your hand. It's a note for yourself. Y'know, since you've isolated the poison in such a way that you'll have amnesia.
Ok, note for yourself - check. Then what?
Well then you walk into the river just before you pass out and let it take you downstream.
What's downstream? Well who knows really. Your rival, Li Lianhua, the man previously known as Li Xiangyi? Maybe a blind guy collecting corpses to sell into ghost marriages?
What if someone else finds you first, what then, huh? Better hope they don't recognize you when you don't even know yourself anymore.
But don't worry.
The note on your hand says you belong to Li Lianhua.
Option 2: Toasting the moon with nuptial wine on the 10th anniversary of the Donghai fight
You're here on this mountain for him.
(Well, actually, you were injured and betrayed by an old friend [again] and abducted here. But you were meeting that friend so you could rescue him.)
He was abducted and tortured by a woman that claims to love him. She plans to marry him (even though he's not willing). She's keeping him bound and helpless.
(He stopped you from killing her once. You wonder if he ever regrets that.)
You help him survive a 10% chance of repairing his meridians, and he comes out stronger for it. He says he'll repay you, but you know what the payment will be and you don't want it. (He won't listen. He wants you to live. He wants to fight you again.)
The room you're hiding in is decorated for a wedding (his wedding) and the wine you're drinking is nuptial wine (crossed-cup wine) and he says today is the day. Today, ten years ago, was the last time you crossed blades.
The last fight before you died, that he spent ten years healing from. The fight that broke the truce you negotiated together. The fight that shouldn't have happened - wouldn't have happened - if you had just talked to each other.
If you had trusted each other the way you do now.
And he looks at the moon and says the moon wasn't as bright as it is now. And he smiles.
And you realize it's actually always been this bright, you've always felt this way, you just didn't have the ability to recognize it back then. (His smile is soft as he agrees.)
So you toast to who you were, and who you are; with wedding wine, in a newlywed chamber. (And you don't tell him he won't get another fight.)
collab fic written with @la-muerta! ch 5 up, in which at least some version of dfs gets a rematch.
can’t read my poker face
Li Lianhua finds a supertopic on weibo claiming that he’s in a secret relationship with fellow actor Di Feisheng, a relationship so secret that even Li Lianhua didn't know about it until now. It’s impossible. It’s ridiculous. He and Di Feisheng aren’t even friends. The fact that he can’t stop obsessively scrolling through the supertopic is another matter altogether.
Fandom: Mysterious Lotus Casebook
Rating: E (preemptive)
Relationship: Di Feisheng/Li Lianhua
(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ Comm for @cheetahing
Based on this heartwarming fic,
Go read it 👊🏻
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My favourite trio from the second season
old lady ming is by FAR the scariest and most fucked up character the show has given us
"we've sinned"
Uh, ya think? Yikes this is some fucked up shit
Fan Xian just slashing that man in the middle of his rant was glorious. I love that FX is a person of morals but he is not a non-violent one; he does not object to killing either by others or himself, he objects to unjust killing.
And then the second supervisor goes. FX is vvvv fed up and has no patience.
That grin! He is not just his mother's son, he is his father's also.
This was EPIC! Any objections he asks by corpses of people he just killed.
just finished JOL2 - show, i have to give it to you. the last episode was an absolute banger, almost makes up for the fact that we now begin the interminable wait for season 3
This scene is so good because Wan'er finds the terribly wounded Zhu Shu in their home - this is the person she wants revenge on and this is her only chance to kill him because when he's even at half power nobody can take him out.
And she confirms it!
So she announces it and his logic-driven response breaks my heart a little.
And his only follow up is to insist she pass a message to FX omg.
And here is where I went AAAAAAAAAA
She chose Fan Xian's life over Wu Zhu's death, she chose to protect instead of avenge. God, I love Wan'er. Fan Xian loves so hard and I am so glad he's got a wife who loves him just as hard.
Seriously, this lady is quiet and frail and totally awesome.
Oh, Wu Zhu. Oh, Wu Zhu.
The latest chapter of the rock star AU is up! Follows directly from the previous chapter--Li Lianhua is sick, and then he recovers enough to run headfirst into the worst anniversary. Luckily Fang Duobing shows up to take care of him.