Yikes-ajax - Yeeters Gonna Haw

Been a wild morning so far. Y'all see the way she pulled the curtain out? 😭

They are so high rn

Guys help, I put catnip in the cat tree and they decided it's a fight to the death for their fix. They're reenacting scenes from the lion king I'm terrified

Thinking about how deranged this thanksgiving was.

I hit a kid with my cane. I popped so many painkillers. I hit a kid with my cane again. I went black Friday shopping and came back only with things that weren't on sale. I hit that kid with my cane so hard in the shin he's gonna need a cane, too. I had a religious crisis. I threw my cane at that kid in the passenger seat because he said I don't need handicap parking. Some dude dressed in a really nice santa costume was just standing at the end of his driveway waving at cars and I barked violently at him. I fucking punched that kid. I spent more money on a dog than my family. I still bought that kid ice cream because I hate him but I hate the company I took the money from more. At some point I just fell asleep under the dinner table. I played Minecraft with that kid and he's a fucking loser. I had a whole therapy session in the car trauma dumping for the two hour drive home. I'm going to ruin that kids life I'm just too tired right now. It's been days and I still feel hungover. I didn't even drink.

Needless to say I think the spirit of doctor House possessed me for thanksgiving. Either way 10/10 would do again and Christmas is either gonna put me in jail or back on Lexapro

Okay ive grown up on Tumblr and I've NEVER been targeted by so many bots. What did I do? Is it the cat pictures? Does my milkshake bring all the bots to the yard? Are my shitposts that attractive?